[0807] The Divine Comedy, Page 5
└ posted on Thursday, 28 July 2016, by Novil
- Larisa: I’d do anything to save Sandra!
- Larisa: Nevertheless, I find the prospect of eternal damnation in hell not very tempting.
- The Devil: Don’t worry. Imprisoning your precious soul in the Pillar of the Damned would be a great waste.
- The Devil: I have other plans with it.
- Larisa: Which would be?
- The Devil: After your death, you’ll have to serve me as a succubus!
- Larisa: As a succubus?
- The Devil: Yes. Your duty will be to debauch innocent young men to a dissolute life full of sex, drugs and dubstep.
- The Devil: May your countless conquests fuel the eternal fire of hell until it engulfs all of Elysium!
- The Devil: Please stop drooling on the infernal soul transfer contract.
- Larisa: Sorry…
Was Landon’s mom on to something?
One other devilish trick I notice and he outright says so in frame 6. ” May your countless conquests fuel the eternal fire of hell until it engulfs all of Elysium!” I doubt, Sandra, Cloud, Luna or any of her other friends would appreciate their afterlife’s increasing temperature…
@ Andi:
You forgot that Larissa has Wolfram syndrome, Episode 0717 & 718 she’s said she’ll be blind in 10 years and dead in 20. Probably a factor into why she likes Landon, she values his loyalty and would likely stay with her till the end come what may. Plus I’m pretty sure he and the rest of the crew would go through hell to get Larissa out.
@ Someone in FL:
what was that one called? i can’t find it.
Am I the only one who finds the irony here rather…interesting? Anyone else remember this little strip from awhile back?
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2014/06/09/0588-change-of-mind/
Now I’m imagining a Larissa and Sock (Welcome to Hell) crossover. O_o
Oh, he is GOOD.
And if one reads back to previous strips, there might NOT be some hideous horrible gotcha in the contract; he can do good by doing evil, simply to piss off Asshole God…
Apparently hell has a VIP lounge were Lucifer’s chosen get sent instead of into the mosh pit with all the other poor saps.
Better watch out Lucifer. This is just Larisa’s first step to taking over your whole organization. She can probably manipulate fire better than you can.
Also… didn’t a certain mom refer to her as a succubus that would give birth to the antichrist?
@ JosephDragon:
Someone in FL wrote:
This one, #605.
Sandra should make sure that those details are written in the contract. You can’t trust Satan’s good faith, you know.
She should demand that the contract explicitly says that she will turn into a sexy succubus and will be allowed to pick her targets (otherwise the Devil could make her sleep with repulsive dudes).
Also, has she stopped to think that, while she will be spared the Pillar of the Damned, she will be damning all her future victims to that fate? Won’t she feel bad for her sexual partners? That could ruin her fun, just saying…
I think Larissa is just drooling thinking about those flames IMO
@ Andi:
Why wouldn’t he? We’ve already learned she’s only got a few years or so left from when we saw her taking all those pills. Given how reasonable he’s being, even if he doesn’t wait until natural demise, I could easily see him making Landon her first target. Remember Landon’s Mom?
Pony-kour wrote:
“Tonight in Hildegard von Bingen Auditorium – jazz jam with Nick Paganini on violin, Wolf Mozart on viola, Duke Ellington and Frank Liszt on keyboards, arrangements by Johnny Bach!”
@ Someone in FL:
Music in heaven is a pain. Like literally. Verses on it go on about “music neverending” and “everyone will sing the praises to the lord for all eternity” and other imagery that sounds ok at first, but becomes horrific once you think about it. It’s like those shoes in folklore that force you to dance until you die… except heaven doesn’t let you escape by dying. Hell’s tortures seem downright lovely by comparison…. standing in fire without dying? The burn never hurts until after you leave the fire. And that’s nothing compared to heaven’s “Light unto seven times seven of that of the sun.” Fire is much nicer. The smell of sulfer and brimstone? I’ve been to Iceland before where it smells like that all the time. Not that big of a deal. With heaven you aren’t even given the freedom to complain.
@ Andi:
Larisa is dying of Wolfram Syndrome, anyway. As she herself points out: she’ll be blind by age twenty and dead by thirty. Trading that to save her best friend’s life, plus to become an immortal temptress on top of the deal? I wouldn’t be surprised if she were to demand that she not live through the fate currently destined for her as part of the bargain.
Ah, Dubstep music, truly the most heinous sin of all.
Sexually corrupt young men, and have you’re knew work/living place be a land of fire and brimstone. Looks like Larisa found her calling.
Actually…that does seem like a good deal.
This might be the first time Larisa has made some paperwork wet instead of burning it.
I need some ar34t of Succubus Larisa, stat!
@ TvTropesgotmehooked:
Just goes to show how evocative her sex drive is?
I’m sorry.
Gross.
Dubstep? You MONSTER!
My dream job!
Wow, This deal seems great, wheres the giant turd sandwich? Someone feed it to god.
BarGamer wrote:
And Larissa’s drool … is capable to set the contract on fire “at the moment she wants to ignite it”, even if the devil locks it away “behind the gates of hell” ?
But she will have access to those gates … and the power to burn her way “up” after the contract burns.
Devils always have a flaw, somewhere.
@ coyoteBR:
I forget, do we know what she has yet?
@ Valy:
717 and 718. 🙁
A succubus can appear to be any age she feels like. Standard appearance is early twenties, possibly because fantasy artists find photos of twenty year old models and actual twenty year old models reasonably abundant.
Larissa however has no breasts and her chest, waist, and hips all appear to be the same circumference. Her sexual behavior indicates she is well past andrenarche, but her physical appearance is pre-menarche or very early menarche.
Which would make her thirteen at the oldest.
Bible has no explicit prohibitions against pedophilia, but arguably defines marriageable age in women as breasts plus pubic hair. In the old testament you could marry someone much younger than that, but you were not supposed to live in the same house, or even see each other very often, until she developed breasts and pubic hair, so arguably there is an implicit biblical prohibition that you are not allowed to have sex, or much physical contact, even with your wife, until she develops breasts and pubic hair.
Since Larissa’s behavior indicates she has had adrenarche, she presumably has pubic hair and underarm hair, and smells like an adult female.
But so far, no indication of even very immature breasts, and her figure is more like an ironing board than an hourglass.
@ Andi:
although, Larissa has wolfram’s, so she’ll be dead soon enough anyway.
@ redeneck:
Well at least in this comic, in previous comics she does have slight bulges. I think it’s likely that her current clothing don’t show off her figure as well.
HO You poor poor fool!!
Telling Larisa that she can fuel the “FIRES OF HELL” ,What were you thinking of!!
Larisa soul may have very high price But grest WHO will be doing the paying.
Well, Larissa has something to look forward to when she dies!
I suspect Satan is getting more then he is bargaining for….
Frankly the next Sandra and whooo game after that point and click one could be a Discaea like RPG With Succubi Larissa as the main character X3
Trackman1997 wrote:
Her first job would be cloud
Not sure she gonna wait till her death she may start sooner lol besides with her wolfram syndrome her death isn’t far away so this could be a way of killing her and resurrecting her without her illness but with the lose of her family and having to seduce landon and cloud into damnation.
@ Drewscifer:
if she’s going blind in 10 years does that mean she’s going to be a blind succubus?
Kind of hoping we see some Larrisabus artwork.
What did you expect, Devil? You talk to Larisa about fueling eternal fire that will be so big as to engulf the entire Elysium and you as surprised that she drools thinking of that?
redeneck wrote:
In 605 — the pregnancy strip — Larissa stated that she was a month away from being a teenage girl. That was August 2014
@ Crestlinger:
lol XD
The transcript by itself is just as funny as the whole strip.
@ Someone in FL:
If Larissa was dating anyone else, I’d probably agree.
But something about Landon just says to me he’d wait a while before being that comfortable. True, Lar’s a VERY persuasive individual, but I honestly think Landon would say ‘hey; this is something I’m not ready for, and we need to slow down’ and Lar, while disappointed, would back down ’cause I really think she does care for him that much.
Besides, if his folks have divorced it’s possible he’s got enough emotional baggage from that. He just might not need anything as heavy as ‘home plate’ right now.
I don’t know about this, Lucifer. You might have a tough time managing her when she runs out of things to burn
@ redeneck:
Look at comic #712. She clearly at least has some breasts, even if they might not be fully developed. http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2015/08/24/0712-send-to-all/
Called it. Internship.
“Why would you sign your soul over to the devil?”
“He has a lake of ETERNAL FIRE, Landon.”
“Oh. Fair enough, I guess there’s no competing with that.”
@ Karishi:
Hahaha, plausible dialog is plausible. 🙂