- Angel: God, it looks like we have a little “problem” at the mall.
- Thomas J. God: Unacceptable! Double the efforts!
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[0831] The Divine Comedy, Page 28
└ posted on Thursday, 20 October 2016, by Novil
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Heaven, we have a problem . . .
First panel; break time at almost every jobsite’s entrance.
It is ON!
THE EFFORT HAS BEEN DOUBLED.
Part 2 in the explosive mini-series “How much damage can Larissa cause while Sandra is using the bathroom?”
Anyone else having problems with ads repeatedly popping up over the comic?
Everything is working out far more better then planned.
Larisa is a good saboteur…
@ Mighty Bob:
YES!! and its bloody annoying!
aside from that, i can´t help but wonder what kind of cellphone the angels are using since steve is on team hell – maybe larissa is lucky and its a galaxy note7 😉 that´ll teach those flying menaces!
Try as you may, There will be no chance in heaven you can out do Larisa, the question is how many angel must be burn for you to finally give up.
The Larissa Fry effect.
Memo to Thomas J. “God”:
You don’t fuck with good people.
Poor angels dont knows who they’re messing with, if they put the word “problem” in apostrophes, and not the “little”… Because i think Larisa really can be a problem, but she never doing anything just a “little”.
To say her reputation proceeds her would be an understatement lol
Those little cherub bastards were gonna demolish the mall….
It took me a second to realize the cherub was addressing God, not just using “God” as an expletive.
Double the guards, double their weapons, double everything!
Always problems, problems, problems…Don’t you ever call just to say hi?
MaronaPossessed wrote:
this is why god loves atheists, they dont bother him with every small problem
Am I the only one who thinks it’s odd the cherub is wearing a hard hat but nothing to protect his baby dinky? Or maybe that’s a lady cherub who doesn’t have a baby dinky.
@ Peya Luna: No, they all switched to the Google Pixel just in time.
@ Moose:
Honestly, no. Cherubs never wear anything. That he does wear a hard hat is the surprising part, even though I understand its purpose: show his current function… With cherubs, form defintely follows function and they only change what is necessary to that end… 🙂
(I’m more surprised by a car being able to push a building site vehicle off road. Aren’t those always extremely heavy and don’t catterpillar tracks make them especially difficult to displace?)
@ TvTropesgotmehooked:
Actually you can’t do that in some jobs.
You aren’t allowed to leave the premises during break time
So how many people died in this commotion so that Sandra would stay alive?
@ Alexis:
The automated driving program doesnt know that. It’s programmed to dodge, and it missed the edge of the road.
Guess that digger was part of the Sandra Death plot
Metal cloud wrote:
Knowing his stupidity and stubbornness? A lot.
I have a bad feeling at one point, they will get all the construction vehicles and form devastator!
@ Pony-kour:
This seems more like a trick question to me.
A thought just occurred to me. Assuming Thomas J. God is like our concept of a god and is omnipotent and omniscient, wouldn’t that mean that he already knows exactly what measures Larissa will take to save Sandra? If he does know, then he may A: have already accounted for the measures and Sandra is going to die, or B: isnt really having Sandra killed, and this whole thing is for some other, mysterious purpose.
Lol, omniscient people problems Anon #2098.
@ Anon #2098:
Plot twist: Thomas knows all of this and is exploiting a flaw in the contract by letting it happen because he doesn’t want Sandra killed… or he just doesn’t even care as long as “efforts” are done on paper.
@ Anon #2098:
Just because HE is omnipotent and omniscient, does not mean HIS minions are. And these guys are fairly low level in the hierarchy. Besides the rules may limit the actions HE can take, just like his opposite number is limited. Besides, HE may be more worried Larissa will inform Cloud’s mom and sister, which would be extremely unhealthy for HIM.
@ Van:
Even if they’re not that doesn’t mean he doesn’t already know what’s going to happen. If you know your minions will fail you can plan against that, if the future can be changed like that. If things are meant to happen in a way that not even God can modify then there’s little reason for him to do anything.
Actually if he knows everything and can’t do anything, is he really almighty? Sounds like the exact opposite of it.
Reason #56982 why the idea of the Catholic God is kind of bonkers. Then again we don’t know how similar this guy is. It does seem “fate” can be opposed once you know about it (by which I assume this God is neither all knowing nor all powerful).
@ rakaydos:
Good one… 🙂
@ Will:
Being all powerful and all knowing does not mean free to act. There has already been described “Upper Management”, and “the Rules” which prohibit Him from taking certain actions. Besides, being all knowing and all powerful does not mean your minions or servants are. And explaining to them what they are to do in detail, does not mean they will succeed, because invariably one of them decides “Screw this, all these extra precautions means more needless work.” Besides, this seems like a complicated organization where one group decides certain steps need to be taken and have to get authorization from someone else. But what if Sandra is not the real target? What if claiming Larissa is? Think about the story upon which the name of this story arc is taken from. Think of the story of Faust and what happens in the end.