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Entice boy scouts away from the danger zone.
- Larisa: Look! Boobies!
Thanks to your high PRECOCIOUSNESS, you always have emergency naked photos saved on your SAMSUNG PHONE for tricky situations such as this. The promise of boobs immediately catches the attention of the BOY SCOUTS.
> Put Samsung phone on the ground.
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inb4 ‘now they cant walk’
…and they’re right back in the danger zone.
Well that played out pretty much as expected from the previous panel.
If there isn’t at least one shape shifting item or a panel of an “incredibly silly” action I will be slightly disappointed. I think the Gorbachev keychain would work for either one of those.
YES! MY IDEA WAS USED!
The boy scouts are even more panicked
“Precociousness” certainly is one name for it.
To borrow a joke from the Gang Show I participated in:
What’s the difference between a Scout and a Railway Surveyor?
One guides the tracks, the other tracks the guides
Frankly, I’m surprised Larissa deigned to use the *phone* for offering boobies…
Not that those pictures couldn’t still be of her, given that old Snappic scandal…
Lies, they’re Boy Scouts. 3/4 of them are gay.
I know it’s inappropriate, but I’m still gonna ask. Is she showing hers?
poiuytre wrote:
Idiot comment. When I was in Boy Scouts we’d have been divided between those guys falling over each other to look and those too inhibited to admit they wanted to see.
@ poiuytre:
Now that’s just rude…
“We’re going up that hill, Boys. We might not all make it, but we’ll die as we were always meant to- Trying to see boobies!” YAAAAA! 😀
Depending on their age, they might be more enticed by the slice of pizza. (Which begs the question, where was she keeping it?)
Already outsourcing the work Larissa? Satan would not be pleased with his Succubus in the making. Rip down that shirt!
Don’t do it! That phone can’t withstand that amount of attention!
@ poiuytre:
Not true. I am a boy scout and I know for a fact that until Dec. 2015 there was a ban a any gay scouts.
Boy scouts are of age 10-18 years. Children nowadays make it public they are homosexual (see coming out) at average age 14, even if at 10 they probably know about it. That means, ban on gay boy scouts is unlikely because at the age of 10-11 years when admittance is decided is is mostly not known publicly about the future boy scout wether he is or is not gay. And finding out experimentally is most likely not legal anywhere where there are boy scouts. But probably possible, if it is possible to test pedophilia by measuring “arousal level” during showing naked children it must work showing same sex naked photos too.
Alright. NOW tell them to get out of there. …Or lure them out with the phone. …Then put them to work in digging out Sandra.
@ AmbiguousMouse:
Nah, she still need her ability to move for helping Sandra – and the scouts could be more terrified the… Occurrent problems what an interaction with an actual naked people could cause, than a picture. A picture will not sue you – or do anything what cause you problems.
Leon real wrote:
Why? They’ve already seen that…
@ Mogster:
The question of the greater importance of free food vs. boobs is one that will never be answered. After all, man cannot live without free food. But without boobs, life is not worth living.
@ 123456:
123456 wrote:
And therefore no gay boys ever joined the scouts. Just like no gays ever served in the military. Riiiight…
yes, these pictures are totally for emergencies only, totally not for any other particular reason
@ Wizard:
you really don’t know how the world works, bruh. that ban was retarded and as an eagle scout myself, I’ll tell you right fucking now no one ever followed it.