[0867] Dating Tips For Girls, Part 2 Of 4
└ posted on Thursday, 9 March 2017, by Novil
- Cardboard heart: Dating tips for girls by Larisa
- Sticker: Part 2 of 4
- Larisa: Understand that many boys are just as shy and insecure as girls.
- Laverne: I really like you, Henrik.
- Henrik: Where’s the hidden camera?
- Larisa: Showing such a boy genuine affection will melt his heart faster than anything else.
- Larisa: But even the cutest boy will eventually say something really stupid.
- Henrik: You know what’s really dumb? Giraffes!
- Larisa: You’ll never find happiness in a relationship unless you’re able to work out your differences in a professional manner.
- PowerPoint presentation #1: Why giraffes are the best thing ever!
- PowerPoint presentation #2: Why Call of Duty is the best thing ever!
Also applies to friendship.
And co-workers.
Ok this actually really cute and good advice. I wonder if the giraffe think is a reference to the infamous reddit comment…
Wow, she’s taking him to her bedroom that soon? 😀 😀 😀
You monster Call Of Duty is a annoying living nightmare.
Giraffes are derpy-looking though. That’s what’s so great about them.
Rubbish! Everybody knows that fire is the Best Thing Ever!
Yup
Frame 4: Only one thing she can do there… 1. Open door. 2. Watch him squirm.
>:=)>
Love that there’s gonna be 4 parts to this! Henrik and Laverne are the best! Also, I initially thought Laverne was Laveme(Lov-a-me). A little sad the opportunity was not taken.
To be fair, Henrik for his age seems to be of good physical stature and health.
But I have a hard time believing that a person could be shy around someone who is inferior to them physically and mentally. Especially if said boy is autistic and has an annoying nasally voice (guilty, btw).
They should mod CoD to include giraffes, preferably zombie giraffes.
Noticed the slippers, lol. Good advice in this one.
1. Camera’s in a locker, along with Larissa.
2. Bush facing them.
3. In the attic.
4. Back of the door.
To be posted right next to her ‘photo op’ to mislead people.
Henrik:hey, just because they’re dumb doesn’t mean they’re bad to like…
Laverne: Like you?
Henrik: I’d be mad if I didn’t set that up 😐
Hey, that’s kind of how I got married. We had forty-six years . . .
“Where’s the hidden camera?” Yeah, that would pretty much be my reaction to that too.
Keulan wrote:
Same. Too jaded to believe something this good is naturally happening to me.
In my case,I probably hid a camera somewhere and forgot I did so 😐 I like having proof to back up my accusations…
what’s wrong with giraffes? too spotty? (damn it! i knew it!)
note: typographical error for “sticker” text.
Tip for the guy – wear a giraffe shirt tomorrow and bring her home to play COD. Prepare to lose (for real)
… “Long horses”? Is that referring to giraffes? Why?
d.Artemis wrote:
My reaction would be that as well as which of my friends put them up to this and how much they paid them to do as such… Even though all my friends are spread out across the entire freakin country.
If he says anything bad about tigers, it is probably just not meant to be.
helps a ton when you share lots of tastes with your mate :3
A (bad) joke about giraffes (sorry, English isn’t my native language).
Giraffe meets a bunny.
– Hey, bunny. It’s good to be a giraffe. When I eat grass I feel it’s taste much longer than you. When I drink water I feel it much longer. It’s so refreshing. When I eat…
– Hey, giraffe. Have you ever puke?
@ MarqFJA87:
Dunno. They’re genetically closer to whales than horses.
‘Long necked savanna whales’
The J.A.M. wrote:
As long as the door stay open while they’re in there, why shouldn’t she. At there age, Her bedroom is still the expected place to hang out with friends.
MarqFJA87 wrote:
It was because of a Reddit commenter that apparently garnered the most down votes ever. Someone posted an image of a giraffe appearing to attempt to eat a painting of a tree, and a commenter posted “geraffes are so dumb”. Eventually he got upset at all the comments against him, from both the giraffe lobby and people who disliked seeing a misspelled word, and/or just really good at trolling. It became a megathread of epic proportions and “stupid long horses” became an in-joke to the community. At some point it became -666, so some people would upvote when necessary to keep it at -666. 😀
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/425tek/what_is_the_stupid_long_horses_joke_referring_to/
Methinks Novil reads Reddit
@ Triste Cordis:
I thought it was a good joke. 🙂
Xezlec wrote:
What happens when a friendly co-worker becomes a possible date?
I feel this could get complicated and may not be worth the risk. 🙁 (wants actual advice)
Kid brother’s nickname is, Giraffe. He hates it. So, being the eldest sibling, I rub it in, of course. So, doesn’t the rest of the family. And over the years, he’s assembled quite the giraffe collection, all given to him as gag gifts by various family members. One year his coffee maker died just before his birthday. Wife and I gave him a new one, but not until after we had used sharpie markers on it to give it a giraffe fur pattern motif and then carefully repackaged it in the box so it didn’t look like it had been tampered with. You should have seen his eyes roll. };3
Poor Henrik in panel 2, paralysed for fear of “breaking the spell” and losing even a single second of her affection while sweating drops of blood.
He should of course drop his right shoulder & turn toward her for more direct body contact and, if he is most fortunate, a little kiss on the cheek!
Yea, when my hypothetical future daughter is having boy problems, I think these comics might be a good starting place, assuming I remember. Wouldn’t also hurt to show my hypothetical future son as well.
TvTropesgotmehooked wrote:
Well, it depends on how much of a problem it could potentially get and how much you are interested in that coworker. I would generally advise not to aim for an “adventure” with a coworker, but only to date a coworker if you are really looking for a serious relationship and you think that you and your coworker might have potential for a serious relationship. Of course, if it doesn’t work out, there is always a big risk that you cannot work together anymore, and sometimes even if it does work out. And of course, if your coworker says no,don’t try to persudade him/her, quit bothering him/her at once, if you don’t want to get into trouble because of sexual harassment.
Things to consider on the risk side would be:
– Is your coworker a superior to you or you to him/her at work? Is one of you in charge to supervise or evaluate the other one or even to decide whether he/she might be promoted or fired? If so, then better let it be, if other coworkers notice your relationship, the superior would be accused to abuse his position of power and the inferior might experience bullying because the other coworkers think that he wants to fuck his way to the top.
– How closely do you work together and do you think you still could do that after something awkward or after a fight in your private relationship?
– Is there a “no dating”-policy in your Company (such a thing would be illegal in Germany, but I’ve heard that some US companies, to minimize risk of sexual harassment, forbid their employees to date a coworker and can actually fire you for that)? If there is a legal no dating policy, rather don’t violate it, it is not healthy for a relationship if you have to cover it up.
– How much are you attached to your job and how easy or difficult would it be for you to find another one if it really doesn’t work out and you should realize that you can’t stand to keep on working with that coworker?
On the one Hand, dating a coworker is always a risk to some degree, but on the other hand, if you worked closely together with that person for a while, you get to know quite a lot about him/her, so your crush on him/her has quite a good base and might be a lot more likely to lead to a happy relationship than, let’s say, just trying to hook up with a good looking guy/girl you meet in a bar. Finding the potential love of your life is a big thing and worth quite a lot of risks, so if there is a good chance that he/she is the one, go for it.
Holy Coincidence Batman, that boy has the same name as me! How did you arrive at this rare Scandinavian name?
The Overwatch Bloc wishes to rebuttal.
“Where’s the hidden camera?” this…is surprisingly accurate.
@Novil: it seems the German footer slipped into this one 🙂
@ Night-X:
Yeap… I would accept even Bethesda fanboys or those wierd guys who likes FF 13 but Call of Duty… Run GIRL!!!
The J.A.M. wrote:
Also known as her room. That’s where she’s expected to take him if she takes him home.
Call of duty best thing ever… that’s heresy of highest caliber….
Burn him in the name of the God Emperor.
On the other handt… I probably need to setup a presentation why I bought Saber, Reedeemer, and Vanguard in Star Citizen to any girlfriend that comes…
Its true….
Call of duty is, was, and will be the BEST!
“In a professional manner.” LOL!
Hm… Wonder if wearing a suit and doing a Power Point presentation would have worked with my last girlfriend…?
dammit Laverne back at it again
what is this? Larisa giving out legitly good dating advice, dear sun butt of all thing Arceus, what illusion is this? who cast the tsukuyomi on us?
@ someguy:
Still not going to figure out this issue for probably weeks.
Probably not worth it.
Thanks for the time and effort you put into your reply, really helps to see it ‘on paper’. Gave me a few extra things to ponder.
Me and my girlfriend decided to keep suits on hand for proving our points to each other when necessary. If ya gotta do something then either go big or go home
@ auroki:
I know it’s not true but I so badly want it to be.
@ auroki:
God knows I’ll sit through a chick flick lecture, if I get to give a marvel movie lecture.
Long horses…… What an intriguing tag!
Triste Cordis wrote:
Hehe, giraffes are ruminants. They bring cud up into their mouths to chew. It reminds one of a lift ascending. They have very strong oesophageal muscles for all that lifting.