Dating Tips For Girls, Part 4 Of 4
└ posted on Thursday, 16 March 2017, by Novil
- Cardboard heart: Dating tips for girls by Larisa
- Sticker: Part 4 of 4
- Larisa: Boys have different standards of beauty. There is a chance that you’re some boy’s dream girl.
- Ribbon: MISS UNIVERSE
- Boy: You’re the prettiest girl in the universe!
- Miss Universe: That’s objectively wrong!
- Larisa: Teenage boys are clumsy. Teenage boys who are madly in love are extra clumsy. Expect some of the most awkward displays of affection in the history of mankind if you date such a boy.
- Boy: I designed a Counter-Strike map that looks exactly like your face!
- Larisa: On the other hand, a boy will forgive the girl of his dreams almost anything.
- Girl: I must confess something… I accidentally threw your Nintendo Switch into Mount Vesuvius.
- Boy: These things happen.
- Larisa: … Except for cheating and acting like a spoilt bitch.
- Girl: I wanted pink roses!
- Boy: I hate her. I hate girls… I’ll become a monk! With Ki-empowered strikes and extra attacks!
- Larisa: And always remember, girls: Boys need just as much love as we do!