[0869] Dating Tips For Girls, Part 4 Of 4
└ posted on Thursday, 16 March 2017, by Novil
- Cardboard heart: Dating tips for girls by Larisa
- Sticker: Part 4 of 4
- Larisa: Boys have different standards of beauty. There is a chance that you’re some boy’s dream girl.
- Ribbon: MISS UNIVERSE
- Boy: You’re the prettiest girl in the universe!
- Miss Universe: That’s objectively wrong!
- Larisa: Teenage boys are clumsy. Teenage boys who are madly in love are extra clumsy. Expect some of the most awkward displays of affection in the history of mankind if you date such a boy.
- Boy: I designed a Counter-Strike map that looks exactly like your face!
- Larisa: On the other hand, a boy will forgive the girl of his dreams almost anything.
- Girl: I must confess something… I accidentally threw your Nintendo Switch into Mount Vesuvius.
- Boy: These things happen.
- Larisa: … Except for cheating and acting like a spoilt bitch.
- Girl: I wanted pink roses!
- Boy: I hate her. I hate girls… I’ll become a monk! With Ki-empowered strikes and extra attacks!
- Larisa: And always remember, girls: Boys need just as much love as we do!
Well, they left out a very important one. NEVER, EVER tell a guy “Either your dog goes or I go!” In other words never tell a guy he has to get rid of his dog. You are essentially telling them that no one else is allowed to have their affection, ever.
someguy wrote:
Amen! I’m looking for a companion, not a trophy.
Van wrote:
In my case, s/dog/cat/
Her: Either that cat goes or I go.
Me: I’ll help you pack.
Honestly, I just want a version of this by Zoe for girls dating girls. I think it would be a bit more adorably precocious and awkward than Larissa’s.
I just finished the whole comic. I LOVE IT.
You’re a genius, the story is incredible, the characters are so cool even thought I don’t even know half of the words you used and understood nothing about any maths in there.
[I must confess: english isn’t my mother’s language. ‘^’]
Thanks a lot because of, in the most complete and unbearable disorder: your characters. All of them. Even the nem human’s god, who seems to be a authentic true inept and promises a lot of fun (I prefer the raccoon’s Godess! Her name is impossible to say. I tried all this evening. And failed.) o/
Well it’s embarrassing how I have such talent to make very too long comments… ‘^’
Carry on!
Kiri
Oh. Using Ki with open palm strikes gives extra internal damage and armor pen. Good choice.
Van wrote:
And from reading your post, I think of the first season of Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated.
Hmm… The advice was sound, reasonable and contained no mention of pyromania. All I have to say is… WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL LARISA!?
AmbiguousMouse wrote:
Seconded, but perhaps best written by a different author.
Also, as an editor, I was with this page up until the word following “spoilt”.
My two cents: “Badass” is a good neutral alternative to both “manly” and “butch” for positive terms, so perhaps go with “jackass” or the like for an equally suitable *negative* neutral alternative to whatever gendered swear you were absentmindedly throwing around out there.
Not that I expect this particular comment section or those it petitions to care. (But that’s also the problem, from where I’m standing.)
TachyonCode wrote:
If the word “a-hole” had been used to refer to an insufferable male, would you have had a problem?
Nobody realised that Vesuvius has been sleeping for about 1950 years an the switch will be lying in some nice meadow in the old caldera?
Probably Etna was what Novil meant.
TvTropesgotmehooked wrote:
If the word “a-hole” had been used to refer to an insufferable male, would you have had a problem?
Nope. Everyone has one of those.
Well, except for those who’ve had their digestive system removed.
someguy wrote:
I don’t know if it applies to boys but as a girl I know that I’ve actually gone out of my way to not ask out girls that I consider to be my ideal. My thinking is that if I ask out a REALLY beautiful girl nothing good will come of it. Either she’ll be shallow and self obsessed or I’ll be paranoid that someone better looking than myself will steal her away and ruin it by being clingy or drowning in self doubt until she leaves me for being a drag.
wow, so true. was madly in love with my girlfriend (still am) and yes, I was just this awkward
Good advice for teen girls… college girls… grown women… divorced 40-somethings wondering how their marriage failed… grandmas scoping for some action around the retirement home (actually, Grandma probably has this shit down cold by now).
This should have been taught in schools… as a mandatory subject. These four pages should be part of the ToS for every online dating site, that no one can finish making an account without reading.
“From the jesters comes truth!”
Monks are overrated. Assassins with 56 damage knife attacks FTW!
Objectivity, regarding beauty? What a silly concept 😉
MatthewTheLucky wrote:
in the art