[0876] Under A Killer Balloon: Gone Girl, Page 5
└ posted on Monday, 10 April 2017, by Novil
- Sandy South: I heard you crying. Is something wrong?
- Isabella Casale: It’s because of daddy…
- Sandy South: Your father? What about him?
- Isabella Casale: He… he always forces me to do things that are just… wrong and yucky.
- Sandy South: What?! That’s horrible! … Do you want to talk about it?
- Isabella Casale: Yes, it’s been weighing on my soul for so long now.
- Isabella Casale: But you have to promise not to laugh.
- Sandy South: I won’t– Wait, what?!
S&W in German/auf Deutsch
![[0876] Under A Killer Balloon: Gone Girl, Page 5](/comics/2017-04-10-0876-under-a-killer-balloon-gone-girl-page-5.png "[0876] Under A Killer Balloon: Gone Girl, Page 5")
Could have cut it short at the third panel and keep people worried for a bit longer 😛
r4m0n wrote:
I considered it for a short while, but the resulting tone would not have been appropriate for Sandra and Woo.
I agree with Novil. Too dark without the 4th panel (although I would have suspected something silly was up anyway).
What is Woo eating?
Pineapple on pizza?
If Isabella did not laugh about the finding herself story, I think it is the least Sandra can do not to laugh. Even if it is “my father forces me to cut cheese”.
Vidad wrote:
That or something like “gutting really smelly fish”.
I dunno, pineapple seems mild when compared to some of the things they put on pizzas now. Peanut sauce, banana slices, clams, eggs, doritos, spaghetti, I mean if it exists, someone somewhere has tried to pizza it. But I must admit, Thai Chicken Pizza is not bad.
This better not be about anchovies on the pizzas. Because I LIKE anchovies on pizza!
MidoriLuna wrote:
As long as it’s edible, I’m okay with it. But please, don’t put things like sand or bubblegum on pizza … that’s just wrong.
@ Xezlec:
I thought it looked like one of those chocolate pastry sticks. the ones that come in a can and are filled with chocolate.
@ Novil:
I’m so glad you didn’t, that would’ve gotten real dark real quick.
Petting a cat that dribbles?
Abuse of the “n goods or less” aisle at the supermarket, employing two baskets and underhanded transfer of goods from her basket into his?
Recording puppet shows for YouTube, employing Care Bear toys, and her own voice acting for all parts?
David Williams: That’s terrible… we never recorded any of our puppet sessions, and certainly would never have posted anything on YouTube.
Ye Thuza: And we only used Care Bears once.
>:=)>
rileymike26 wrote:
Haha, those are dangerously delicious.
@ That One Guy:
Same. Needed the ‘laugh track’ on this one.@ Greenwood Goat:
I’ve been refused for having 17 items in the 15 item line. Couldn’t stop laughing! Grocery police! 😛
@ Novil:
(don’t know if this is where you’re going but…”
“Yes! Wrong and yucky! Things I’d never thought I would have to do! And he uses such horrible four-letter words to demand them!”
“Like what?”
“Oh… it’s so horrible… ‘Wash’, ‘Cook’, ‘Iron’…”
@ JohnTheWysard:
“Work.”
*shudders*
The adventures of Detective Sandy South just got weird.
Good thing I wasn’t asked to make that promise. She hasn’t said one word, and I’m already laughing.
Nobody ever questions a raccoon in a restaurant’s food pantry.
For the record, I’m expecting pineapple on pizza, despite being one of those weirdos that loves it.
@ Garrett Williams:
Tofu pizza is my guess.
Even the most awful, soul-wrenching debauchery becomes humorous if everyone is wearing a clown suit…
I’ll be honest, I thought she meant that she really didn’t like doing gross chores or something until a minute later |D
“My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.”
@ Vidad:
Funny, that’s exactly what I was going to say 🙂
“Dishes” is what she’ll say. Yucky and wrong.
Well that descalated quickly
My guess is some particularly unpleasant job, cleaning out some piping would be a classic, but look at dirty jobs for other guesses.
Novil, I would suggest that you either split up the “Isabella Casale” tag in the previous strip into separate “Isabella” and “Casale” tags, or replace the “Isabella” tag here with “Isabella Casale”, because searching with the “Isabella” tag only shows this strip.
Nah, it’s definitely not pizza. Isabella recognizes it as a funny thing. So this one have to be funny as well as wrong and yucky. Maybe studying some hyperdimensional physics or joining pirate party or piloting a gyroplane. Or maybe even programming in PHP.
@ TvTropesgotmehooked:
I’m going to say Woo found a box of pocki.
This is the old, old, old joke about “nothing there at all.”
Calling it, the pantry is going to be completely ransacked by Woo by the time the discussion is over ^^.
My guess is that he makes her perform disney musicals or something. Her dad is probably gonna burst in dressed as Elsa.
I got whiplash by the curve from panel 3 to 4, but I should have known it was coming. “Wait, What?!” Well done sir, well done.
“He’ll only let me play as Genji.”
He forces me to *shudder* grow broccoli!
I’ll go with the pop culture theory, like the Disney musicals Gerfle mentioned above me.
MidoriLuna wrote:
What’s up with banana slices or eggs on pizza? I love those things, not both on the same pizza ofc but they’re great.
I even ate pizza for dessert once, with fruits for a topping and whipped cream instead of cheese.
TvTropesgotmehooked wrote:
@ Greenwood Goat:
I’ve been refused for having 17 items in the 15 item line. Couldn’t stop laughing! Grocery police!
Could it simply have been because the machine wouldn’t accept more?
I’ve never worked in any kind of market, so I reckon I have no idea how those things work. But it’s not unreasonable to think they’d program those specific computers to only take 15 items (10 in the supermarkets I’ve been to).
It’s so wrong. You’re supposed to stomp grapes to make wine, not stomp cheese to make pizza.
somebody, anybody wrote:
AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF TECHNICOLOR PONY WEIRDOS?
It seems Sandra was having similar thoughts to many of the other commenters until that last line…
@ tejon:
I quit. I am a firm bastion player, damned Genjis