## [0880] Math Test

└ posted on Monday, 24 April 2017, by Novil

**Blackboard:** Today: Math test
**Mrs. Gallagher:** You may turn over the exercise sheets in a moment. But first, I’d just like to say…

**Mrs. Gallagher:** BWA HA HA HA

**Mrs. Gallagher:** HA HA HA HA HA

**Mrs. Gallagher:** Good luck, puny mortals!
**Sandra:** I told them, “Don’t T.P. her bike!” But would they listen to me? No!

Poor Luna…

A reminds me of a school announcement that was made some 30 years ago that I still remember.

“Class 5A, this is a reminder you have your math test in second period. Bring your own crosses, nails supplied at the door.”

@Novil pls make the next strip the questions and make it a riddle post so we can solve them collectively.

@ Anon:http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2013/07/29/0500-the-book-of-woo/comment-page-9/#comments

Strifewrote:And that as aspiring teachers, is what escalation is in a war of attrition with your students.

If you punish the many for the acts of the few or the one, the many will not turn on the one unless they are really despised, but they will turn on you. Having one or two angry with you is manageable but a whole class or cohort will provoke them to band together and get creative.

Having to deal with some TP or a misplaced bicycle will be the least of your worries.

This is the age of computers and those kids when motivated can and will move mountains or get you a tax audit or the Reader Digest subscription list if they are truly malicious. [shudders]

TvTropesgotmehookedwrote:Mathematicians are much to big to screw in lightbulbs.

Walterwrote:Depends on the lightbulb!

@ Hugh Mann:Talking about watermelons … show how to divide the melon so you can put the pieces together into two melons of same size as the original. (Also known as Banach–Tarski)

The answer is:

.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Darkarmawrote:42.

No closure at all for the previous comic? That’s…Evil.

Prove x^n + y^n = z^n is not true for n > 2 🙂

(Fermat FTW!)