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- Cloud: Uhh, Sandra, could you open my gift a little later, once we’re alone?
- Sandra: Sure, Cloud.
- Larisa: How do you feel now as a 13-year-old?
- Sandra: … Rebellious!
- Sandra: So let’s get this party started!!
- Larisa: Woo-hoo!
- Woo: Woo!
- Nirvana: With the lights out, it’s less dangerous!
Here we are now, entertain us!
- Sign: NO BALL GAMES
- Description arrow: Coffee without milk and sugar!
- Sandra: James Dean would be proud of me.
- Larisa: For sure!
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A water pistol that looks like a real handgun: Extremely dangerous in the USA.
Coffee without either milk or sugar? Did she spit it out the second she tasted it?
Unless it’s a long, watered down coffee
Woo just woo’d in front of at least Larisa. Now I’m curious to see if she calls him on it later…
Aldin wrote:
Black and white cartoon, for all you know it’s neon green and transparent. Like my son’s, which is also shaped just like a 1911.
Oh, and how dangerous it is depends on where you live. Most of the country’s not that bad. The US is kind of like a very peaceful country with bits of Somalia scattered around.
Yuna playing guitar. I LOVE that imagery.
Black coffee isn’t for adults – it’s for masochists.
“Coffee without milk and sugar”
Did you mean ‘Pisswater’?
LOVE the NWA reference!
Ha, I always frink cofee or tea without any sugar or milt. It ruins the taste 🙁
Rebellious Sandra? So I take it that she likes Cloud’s(Larisa’s) gift then?
there is cofee tag missing….Tanall wrote:
nah thats the sound he made when Sandra and Richard were considering different name then “Rascal”…
thats known.
@ Tanall:
Well, no one’s noticed his habitual bipedalism yet. Or at least no one’s commented on it.
Can we get a coloured panel three in high resolution, would totally use that for my desktop background
Now I want more of this party.
Aldin wrote:
It’s fine, she’s white.
I’m looking forward to see how Sandra’s rebellious spirit reacts to Cloud’s present. Will all the hot air go out of her?
Warcraft_III_gamer wrote:
Heck. Yeah.
@ Aldin:
A gun which fire water and not Fire? And Larissa is there to see that ? That’s indeed worthy of James Dean …
@ Aldin:
Not even joking. People can and have been shot for handling toy weapons that looked too real.
G wrote:
Try an espresso, then.
@ MaxArt:
Espresso has added water, try eating the coffee bean, or better yet pure instant coffee!
If you want coffee that’s both strong AND flavorful, try using one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moka_pot
@ badbloodkiller:
I don’t think that she opened it yet. Cloud did say later…
627235 wrote:
Straight Outta Camden
😀
Aldin wrote:
Possibly, but this one does not seem very real. It’s transparent, you can see the water inside. That kind also tends to be colourful.
Also, kids playing with (even real looking) guns won’t usually be mistaken for a threat. If you use one to actually threaten some stranger in a back alley, yes, that might get you into trouble.
My personal coffee ranking:
1. With (more) milk (than people usually use) and (lots of) sugar
2. With normal amounts of milk and sugar.
3. With sugar
4/5. Wiith milk or black, depending on how strong the coffee is
I just noticed: are they using real soccer shoes?
Crystalgate wrote:
Hehe, she’ll probably go into expert mode and actually have Cloud’s eyes pop out 😀
@ Freezer:
(sipping my strong black unpolluted Costa Rican blend) Not to everyone. My favorite is a quadruple-shot espresso.
You can own practically any gun in the US yet we’re afraid of water pistols looking too real. That’s some real cognitive dissonance going on in our politics.
Klorix wrote:
*bump*
It’s obviously transparent and filled with water.
Hey Interamna, Freezer, and G
Whatever junk you have tried obviously wasn’t real coffee. You have to treat it right, and don’t buy sludge from the convenience store.
A certain chain that also sells donuts doesn’t make good tasting stuff either.
*sips black coffee, fresh from the percolator*
WOO!!!
@ Klorix:
1) I doubt that Sandra will “go into expert mode”. I don’t think she will handle the reveal of Cloud’s gift calmly and collected.
2) Why would Cloud’s eyes pop out? That looks a bit too much like low humor anime scene for this comic.
MidoriLuna wrote:
No no no no.
The problem is the realistically-shaped toys that are then spray-painted to look real. Now if you then point what looks like a real weapon at people, somebody might actually call the cops, especially if it is a ‘bad’ neighborhood. Cop shows up to someone who appears to be waving a weapon.
If a person, no matter what age that person is, swings a black or metallic toy that looks like the real thing around and won’t drop it, yeah people are afraid of what it could be and the persons apparent disregard for society.
Sadly, some kids got shot.
I’ve been seen while in possession of a handgun. Nobody complains because it is in a holster, not in my hands pointing at passers-by like some lunatic. Common sense.
Everyone should be taught basic gun safety rules, and treat an airsoft pistol or a revolver bb gun with the exact same respect as a loaded 1911.
A giant fluorescent green and orange water bazooka? Go ahead and point it around and bother the neighborhood with threats of cold water. Any cop who thinks that is a real weapon and shoots should have never been considered for the job. That is a failure of the department, not “politics”. Remember how many people who have been shot in the back with a gun instead of a taser? Poorly trained police cost lives.
Sorry in advance to anyone who is offended by my comment, you just really haven’t been drinking real coffee; stop buying the cheap stuff at a store and brew your own.
The gang’s all here!
Straight outta Compton? More like Straight outta Lynwood.
I’ve had coffee sips before I even turned ten. Not impressed.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Ye Thuza is not tagged, if that’s her here.
@ TvTropesgotmehooked:
Yes, sadly.
Klorix wrote:
That sounds painful.
My favorite kind of coffee is just milk with cocoa powder, leave out the water and coffee completely. 🙂
Luzifer wrote:
That’s Luna, who is tagged.
MidoriLuna wrote:
“What you mean “we”, white man?”
It’s only cognitive dissonance if it’s going on in the same person. It’s more of a culture war with real casualties when it’s between different people.
Mark wrote:
Not very familiar with real raccoons? They actually are partly bipedal. Don’t usually do it for long distances, though, unless trained to.
Brett Bellmore wrote:
Pretty sure that was a reference to our dismal police record of shooting children.
Coffee is at it’s best when it’s black and bitter just like life. :-> It should taste like divorce papers, broken dreams, or an abusive childhood, and smell like an orphanage on fire. :->
Otherwise you’re doing it wrong.
Klorix wrote:
gasp! she’s rampaging
Brett Bellmore wrote:
This is very true. There’s parts of the US where you don’t lock your door and everyone is calm happy and very peaceful. Then there’s places you just do not go to if you are a certain race or religion because you will never be found alive again.
Sandra and her crew gonna drop the hottest rap album of the year
don’t call it a comeback
@ Strife:
She’ll bring that beat back.
@ Freezer:
I love black coffee.