[0919] Cutie Pie
└ posted on Monday, 11 September 2017, by Novil
I have posted the top 12 of this year’s artwork contest:
- Sandra: My photos are terrible! And my drawings are even worse! I’m the world’s worst artist!
- Larisa: Don’t be so hard to yourself. This seven-year-old boy from Guatemala is clearly worse.
- Larisa: Besides, you’re really smart!
- Sandra: Not as smart as Landon.
- Larisa: And pretty!
- Sandra: Not as pretty as you.
- Larisa: And reliable!
- Sandra: Not as reliable as Samweis Gamgee.
- Larisa: And the most adorable cutie pie in the whole world!
- Sandra: I don’t know how to feel about this!
- Larisa: Your dad needs to be locked up for giving you an X chromosome!
Cpt. Obvious wrote:
I’ve heard the rumor too.
An elephant does not wish to be strong because he is strong, a butterfly does not wish beauty because she is beautiful, Sandra should not be wishing to be someone else but herself, and if she doesn’t like how Sandra is now, she can always practice to get what she wants.
Also ¿Why a boy from Guatemala? ¿they draw worse in there?
@ Thisguy:
I hate you for mentioning El Goonish Shive. It has taken up most of my free time yesterday and Monday but thank you it was amazing.
@ Grathew:
You’re Welcome 🙂
She’s in denial! Not good for her succubus career.
Christian Dauz wrote:
Billion. We have seven and a half billion.
Also Sandra in the last panel has an anime face.
@ Anonymous Pie:
It’s rare to find someone versed on Celtic mythology. It really brighten my day to see this reference.
@ dragonsister:
This reminds me of an episode of Chef! where Gareth goes to a cooking competition in France. He wins second place in all but one category, where he wins third. He complains (in English, of course, so no one in the competition notices) that he’s better than the first place winners, then that he’s a failure when the list marches on, and he shouts something to the effect of, “No, deuxième, What happened to deuxième?” (deuxième is French for second) when he gets his third place win. He’s getting his friend together so he can leave in shame when he’s interrupted by being told he won first place in the competition overall, because, duh, that’s what happens when you’re the second or third best in literally everything.
Shouldn’t the new strip be out today?
@ MarqFJA87:
Should, yes.
Has, no.
The only thing I can suggest is: have patience.
@ Eman:
A few mistakes you didn’t allow for the calories the plants use, nor the energy to purify water. The energy to purify water mainly comes from the Sun driving evaporation and hence is counted as free.
Also the total reuse of all organic products of the humans and any animals, including human corpses.
Fortuately wars and pestilence will keep the numbers way below the maximum. And, oh yes, the well off eating more than their share and higher on the food chain.
Oh Sandy… if you knew how many fans you have, how much you mean to every one of them, you’d never worry about being special or the best at anything ever again 🙂
And thus new ships were christened.
fuck it…ship em