- Vega: The first cherries are already ripe, Arci!
- Arcturus: Yay!
- Arcturus: They’re delicious, Vega!
- Vega: Yeah!
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- Vega: The first cherries are already ripe, Arci!
- Arcturus: Yay!
- Arcturus: They’re delicious, Vega!
- Vega: Yeah!
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Rainer is where its at, honestly.
I am 67.03% sure I know where this is going.
Well of course, this can’t end badly, this is Sandra & Woo!
… Well, not any worse than a preteen sending nudes all across the continent, anyway.
duhn duhn duhn
SUDDENLY, IT EXPLODES!
Suddenly, Ruth.
@ Commentary Ver.2.72:
Who are you kidding? Ruth is clearly using the raccoon kits as bait to lure in large predators for her to hunt.
The tags say “bobcat” and “lynx”.
An inadvertent giveaway of who’s hiding in the brush?
Except that the pupil is round, not like a “cat’s-eye”.
Probably a “red shirt” character. The question is whether he’ll be shot by Ruth as myth buster suggested or struck by lightning out of a cloudless sky.
Hmmm. The kits don’t know they’re protected from all harm by Seeoahtlahmakaskay. What if they find out? What deviltry would they get into if they knew there’d never be consequences (for them)?
Some kids are gettin’ eaten!!
Edda wrote:
The eyes of bobcats can appear almost completely round:
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/99/6b/5b/996b5bb7a1dc63c0884954e98f75abed.jpg
https://img00.deviantart.net/fdca/i/2009/206/1/1/bobcat_up_close__vii_by_lonewolfphotography.jpg
“Alright, so there’s a protective parent in the bush, what’s so bad abou-” *reads tags* “…oh. Jeez.”
Poor lynx. Even if he is successfull now, he will regret it later.
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2015/06/11/0691-woo-knows-the-right-people/
@ Novil:
Right. Did you intend to reveal the stalker’s identity?
So some new animal comes around and commits to the course of nature, but is the punished for it afterwards.
I feel like Novil should have first run a poll to see which of the kits was the fan favorite.
AmbiguousMouse wrote:
Don’t forget, people were sent to -prison- for child pornography, even though all they did to get those pictures is have an experimental chat app installed on their phones.
Edda wrote:
There’ll be consequences.
They’re protected, but not from punishment.
Cherries for an appetizer, bobcat/lynx for the main course…
@ MidoriLuna:
…was…
To be continued….
– These are not the dinner you’re looking for.
– What! How did you sneak up on me, and who are you to decide who I’m having for dinner tonight?
– Oh forgive me for not introducing my self. I’m Ruth, just a hungry squirrel, and these are my friends Smith and Wesson…
…and suddenly, raccoon population decreases…
“Failed robbery attempt at local ammunition store. Squirrel found dead.”
Is anyone else gonna point out how adorable it is that Vega calls Arcturus Arci?
@ Novil:
But cat eye’s are round with the only real exception being, when the cat is in a well light environment where they get that oval shape depending on just how much light get’s through.
I mean just look at the cat’s eyes on the first picture on the wiki page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobcat
Poor, poor Bobcat!Those kids are protected, not just by Lily, but by Seeoahtlahmakaskay, and – what could give it a far more fright, i believe – even Ruth is looking after them, if she had a free time. I would say “rest in peace” – but the Raccon Goddes would prevent that, and even the way you die, will be a very unpleasent one.
Cute little buggers aren’t they? XD
Might not be quite as bad as people think. It could be that we’re about to have the lynx kits that caused Ruth to modify her diet show up. Ruth has presumably been looking out for them somewhat, so it could be the cherries the lynx is after and not the raccoon cubs.
MidoriLuna wrote:
“We are happy to welcome our guest writer, George RR Martin…”
The kits aren’t protected, only that an attacker will face afterlife retribution. That Lynx wouldn’t know of the supernatural consequences of a kit dinner.@ Edda:
Wonder if its one of the bobcat kits from wayyyyyy back. Knowing how much Novil loves continuity, I would bet a Woocoin on it.
Presuming whoever is watching the kits does not have their best interests in mind, I’m thinking they will soon be facing what Ye Thuza did to Nurse Ratched (aka that overbearing ‘feminist’ who found out harassing Cloud gets you rained upon . . . )
@ DarkLink1996:
That would be nice, to know they survived this far . . . and now need to walk slowly away then when out of sight RUN!
@ Edda:
When a cat is super focused on something it’s watching/hunting, their eyes don’t get slit-like. They dilate as large as they’ll go to better focus on the object they’ve got their attention on.
Guys, don’t forget they are RACCOONS, and are standing right next to a tree. Should be no trouble climbing out of danger, right?
To be honest, I’d probably try to eat them too.