- Caption: Chat with SandraTheFirst
- Cloud: Landon and I are ready for the big raid! Nothing can stop us!
- Sandra: Nothing?
- Cloud: Yeah!
- Sandra: Really??
- Cloud: Yeah!!!
- Sandra: Not even cute girls in bikinis?
- Cloud: Cute
- Landon: girls
- Cloud’s penis: in
- Landon’s penis: bikinis!
- Caption: Many years later.
- Boy: And what happened after your two commanders left you high and dry?
- Retired warrior: It was a bloodbath.
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Priorites!
Girls, girls, that’s against Geneva Convention.Distract a guy from videogmes is inhuman.
And those other two should remain silent.
The fact that their penises are credited is what makes this strip.
Could have been worse. They could have been NAKED.
Hormones.
Landon.exe seems to have crashed again.
Why isn’t Cloud’s penis in the character tags? This is the second time he’s had a line to speak.
Who noticed the beach ball?
Person A wrote:
Landon already has that photo. As does the rest of the country.
And the 30 something males who were also the raid group raged at Cloud and Landon about priorities and the honor of gaming, although they were mostly just mad that they had hot girlfriends, while the closest they had were skimpily dressed digital elf girls.
… No, this isn’t taken from real life at all.
Can we take a moment to appreciate how each bikini reflects each girl’s personality?
Larissa is the least inhibited (and a succubus in training), so of course hers has the knots.
Sandra, however, is not quite as adventurous as Larissa, but she isn’t that innocent either.
Luna, lastly, is the most innocent, so her bikini has the most innocent design, with the retro stripes on them and everything.
So… does that mean Cloud and Landon joined them wherever they were? or did the girls just keep sending them pics? Or were they frozen through the whole raid from that one photo?
@ All-Purpose Guru:
well, they deleted it themselves.
Anonymous Alias wrote:
The dialogue seems to suggest otherwise…
Is that a space wolf marine from Warhammer 40k?
Between this and the Larisa incident, I’m afraid I’ve been put on a list just for being here.
Wait, doesn’t this take place in Denver, Colorado? Where the heck did the girls find a beach?
@ All-Purpose Guru:
Ok, NOW I see the rim of the pool in the background.
I love how Luna is just a little bit bashful in the picture. Fits her personality really well.
@ Xiro:
We’re all on a list.
Thats … Thats Not Fair THATS NOT FAIR
Luna looks a bit thinner here, but that’s probably because she usually wears loose fitting clothing.
And that was the end. LOL
It doesn’t take much, does it?
@ AustSakuraKyzor:
Agreed.
@ All-Purpose Guru:
Must be her first time wearing a bikini too.
I don’t know if this is normal in the western, but are teenage girls at that age okay with showing off their body to boys, even to boy that is not their boyfriend. I know it’s probably hormone, and since their body have started to shape up they probably are proud of it and want to show it off. But
are they really not feeling any shame or whatsoever if a lot of eyes are looking at their body ?
The bodily betrayal continues. Those poor boys.
All-Purpose Guru wrote:
Well, that’s just of Larisa, not Sandra or Luna.
@ PS2kid:
(Just speaking for my country, which is in Northern Europe.)
Well, of course some would. But generally speaking, NO.
Why should people feel ashamed? It’d be rather uncommon/weird for them to be naked, especially in a picture, but in bikinis? Pff, that’s just a day at the beach. xD
Some of us grew up with shared showers after gym, until peoples bodies started developing too much. Many believe it fosters, what some would call, “a healthy body image” and diminishes the over-sexualisation of the human body and the taboos that follow.
I expect that second panel to be redrawn to be far less wholesome, and far more fun within the month. I give it a month because the relevant artist may be a tad busy, for all I know.
I sense the Rule 34 artists already hard at work
That’s playing dirty!!
And a very effective invitation, even if Landon has seen much more of Larisa.
Also, DANG, Luna is CUTE!!
@PS2kid Not really. It’s not a lot of eyes, but two boys they know well enough not to forward this. If they did Larisa’s vengeance would be terrible!!
@Xiro I’m on so many lists, there’s probably a list of lists.
Ps2kid
Speaking as an American, it’s pretty normal. I personally find it weird for kids that young, but society at large doesn’t seem to have a problem with it, so I guess I’m the odd one out.
I wonder who was taking the picture
BT wrote:
Probably Yuna, Ye Thuza or both. Or some random pool-goer or some lifeguard.
Person A wrote:
after what happened last time larisa sent a naked picture of herself, they’ve got a filter to block any thing she naked in
I see…Sandra continues to learn from Larisa – or let herself be corrupted by her? (Probably depends on the point of view)
But the picture of them in the second panel IS cute, so she didn’t lie
The bikini evolution from right to left is kind a cute 🙂
Not only are they THINKING with them, they’re TALKING with them! 😀
Good thing I’m gay and thus immune to such tricks aimed at regular straight boys. I guess I’ll be the backup commander, and have the advantage even if the enemy sends scantily-clad elf girls at us.
@ Shazz_smifff:
That feature now comes standard on all social media apps.
I like how the girls, in particular Sandra, are drawn with healthy bodies and not as “fashionable” skinny.
I dont think that would have worked even 17 years ago… mostly bacause of the amount of “other” conent circling out around school on floopy disks and first CDs….
@ AustSakuraKyzor:
I have to tell you this – the thing doing the talking is not the tube, it’s the machinery that engages it. Or to put it another way, when you have their testicles you have their full attention.
@ Ephesus:
What about scantily clad elf boys?
Ladies, that simply is not playing fair.
Ephesus wrote:
So, what happens when someone sends you a picture of the cure lifeguard in a speedo who took the photo for them?
@ PS2kid:
When you become aware that you have the Power To Cloud Mens’ Minds, the temptation to use said power must be overwhelming!
@ BT:
Woo?
I was amused by the fact that Sandra and Luna are blushing, but of course Larisa is not.