- Sandra: Zoey, the less we see of each other, the better for both of us.
- Zoey: For once, you’re right.
- Sandra: It’s not that horrible to have to look at me!
- Zoey: Do you think I can use this bathing towel as a blindfold?
- Michelle: Nah.
- Zoey: Dang.
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[0991] Sunglasses
└ posted on Thursday, 24 May 2018, by Novil
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Ouch, that hurts. 😀
Is it a white towel with grey screenprint or a grey towel with white screenprint?
First one, otherwise the screenprint would go around the edges instead of the white
I think we can say Zoey
*puts on sunglass*
“puts on another sunglass*
Had one glass too many
By the end of this arc, every character is going to be by the pool.
Could someone please remind me what’s up between these two?
@Kage Only the elections that Zoey lost, I think
Sick burn from the best girl but I don’t know what Sandra expected
@ Kage:
Sandra stole Zoey’s rightful victory in the student elections
@ MidoriLuna:
What if it’s a dark red and light blue towel but we don’t know because it’s in monochrome?
@ Brijeka Vervix:
*Taylor’s.
@ oledakaajel:
The storyline doesn’t end until we get The Devil in a speedo.
Hmmm, the devil in a speedo might make Larisa give serious thought to drowning herself. I mean, why should she wait?
Kage wrote:
They just don’t like each other. They both ain’t shy about showing it.
Zoey is an interesting side character …
@ Kage:
lol houndstooth pattern blanket
@ Kage:
Oops. Anyway, Zoey started off as Sandra’s bully, along with Michelle, until Zoey and Larissa reached a truce with each other after Zoey revealed she was lesbian and had a crush on Michelle, but I guess that detente truce ended with the election for class president.
Remember everyone:
Tomorrow is towel day. So do not forget your towel at home.
Deal with it!
I like this strategy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uor9zgsMevo
Also, I agree with Sandra.
It’s definitely not horrible to have to look at her
I feel sorry for Zoey. Michelle’s not interested, but surely she can find someone else? It might take the edge off her.
Now that’s just wrong. Of course you can use a towel as a blindfold (sure, it will probably wrap around your entire head and be a bit of a mess but you can still use it). Of course, alternatively, you can just use it to cover up Sandra.
Love and hate sit next to each other in the brain so it’s easy for one to become the other I bet zoey is going to get a crush on Sandra somehow!
@Novil – Check text panel 5 “THIS” omitted
@ jabman05:
If Zoey did develop a crush on Sandra, then maybe Sandra would look back on this moment and wish that things had stayed this way … or maybe not. Love-hate crushes might possibly run both ways!
Why suddenly Larisa wears glasses and a different costume?
@ Sllimkered: Articles like this are pretty flexible, “a” “this” “the,” are all acceptable.
@ CoyoteBR:
EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Rex Kramer called. He wants his schtick back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UfgMoWv8E
@ Riverdale:
That’s Taylor, not Larisa.
Burn! Oh wait, isnt that Larisa’s job to dish out the burns from her pyromania or somethin’?
Dang. 😀
As for a crush on Sandra, I’m afraid it can only end in yet another heartbreak since she and Cloud are in a stable and faithful relationship.
Now, Luna and the three boys, they may be interested in a fivesome…?
Houndstooth… you never fail to dissappoint.
@ Jesse Wan:
“this” is in the transcript.
@ 627235:
But it only works properly on the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast or Traal 😉
I wish I could dislike Zoey for that but that’s actually pretty good for a laugh at least.
I admit from the start I’m more on Sandra’s side than Zoey’s, however when one is handed such a straight line one must give in to temptation= Sandra, dear, you forget you are looking away from yourself, I haven’t that luxury!
@ Jesse Wan:
In the actual strip Zoey says: ‘Do you think I can use bathing towel as a blindfold?’ but the transcript says: ‘Do you think I can use this bathing towel as a blindfold?’
Cobalt wrote:
Why would you want to dislike Zoey?!
My step-mom wore ‘real’ glasses (from Wal-Mart) that way, because she did not want to be seen with bi-focals! 🙂
Someone get Sandra some burn cream.
@ Brijeka Vervix:
Because she’s being a jerk? All Sandra was suggesting that they stay away from each other. Out of sight, out of mind.
@ Cobalt:
Honestly, I like Zoey way too much as a character. There are times where I find her completely relatable.
@ MidoriLuna: very clearly white with gray screenprint
@ AndyW:
Just one of many reasons you should always know where your towel is.
@ Cobalt:
To be honest, I think Sandra’s being somewhat immature about the matter. They should’ve just said and awkward ‘hi’ then ignored each other instead she lowkey tells Zoey to get stuffed. How else is Zoey supposed to that without looking like an arse? She’s just trying to salvage a crappy situation with humour. And don’t forget that Zoey rocked up at the pool not knowing that Sandra was gonna be there. She didn’t do anything!
@ Jesse Wan:
The phrase “Do you think I can use bathing towel as a blindfold?” in American English vernacular sounds like Zoey is referring to the towel by the name ‘bathing towel’ as a proper name.
I draw my patterns of speech from four different American dialects… Northeastern Pennsylvanian, Oklahoman, Illinois, and Nevadan… which gives me a pretty good cross-section of American dialects. To my ear, the most natural way for Zoey to say what she’s trying to get at would be to say “Do you think I could use a towel as a blindfold?” That sounds the most natural with an organic flow of language and sounds funnier besides.
But I bet I couldn’t come up with as good a line in German. (Ich kann sprechen ein kline Deutsch, nur sehr langsam und wie ein kindergartner)
Wizard wrote:
Thank you Douglas Adams.
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