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- Lily: Mrs. Honeysun?
- Mrs. Honeysun: Greetings!
- Mrs. Honeysun: I was just passing by and thought a raccoon kit would be perfect as a little snack.
- Mrs. Honeysun: But don’t trouble yourself on my account. Just put the kit you can do without most easily into my mouth.
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This doesn’t look like it’ll end well.
I’d do it, but I was always bad at saying no, especially if the other party was well mannered.
I’d say that Ruth is about to make a reappearance.
Is this Brown Bear Privilege?
Also are Raccoon kits that tasty that everyone wants to eat them? Are they like veal? Are they like Tide Pods?
Looks like there’s going to be a new bearskin rug in someone’s future.
Lily: No… no. I’m afraid we’re going to have scatter to the furthest corners of the lair and compel you to reach in and try to winkle us out. It’s the principle of the thing. Plus, I may have to take some bites out of your nose – it’ll be entirely down to opportunity versus risk, of course – along with anything else that looks vulnerable. And if our friend Ruby the predatory pine squirrel should come by, well, I wouldn’t be able to dissuade her from- oh, goodbye Mrs. Honeysun!
Mrs. Honeysun: *flees* She knows full well that I have post-traumatic stress disorder from my last encounter with Ruby! So inconsiderate to bring her up without giving a trigger warning! *huff!*
>:=)>
Vega, ATTACK! Re-order the food chain!
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2016/02/15/0761-bad-parenting/
Never Did see her ‘expert mode’. Maybe this will bring it out.
Aww, but she’s being so nice and polite about it!
@ oledakaajel:
For the bear most likely
Mrs Honeysun is clearly totally unaware, why is Woo alloved to play with his own kits 🙂
So something tells me this bear might get eaten instead…
@ oledakaajel:
Not for the bear, is what I assume you mean?
gilhad wrote:
Well I mean that, or she doesn’t care much about afterlife…
Farwell dear bear. We barely knew ye.
Maybe she’s just making a joke? Admittedly one in bad taste, but still…
It reminds me of this:
http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/in-awe
“I’m in awe of your presumption here, also what?”
is this an out of season april’s fools joke?
MarqFJA87 wrote:
According to Mrs. Honeysun, it’s anything but BAD taste.
i suspect a baby raccoon and a squirrel will suddenly start chewing on a bear.
@ Zac:
My sentiments exactly!
What if all the kits decided to imitate Vega?
R.I.P. mrs. Honeysun.
Well, that’s the most likely outcome.
Points for politeness but no.
Yeah, this comic has a history of doing in people too stupid to live. Goodby Mrs Honeysun. Enjoy the seven rocks that a (probably) thousand year old fairy tale prescribes you. (it’s that one about a wolf that eats some animal’s cubs, is fed 7 rocks, drowns in a river.)
At least the raccoon doesn’t have a gunpowder grenade in her kit-filled house.I can enjoy the bear’s audacity, though.
@ gilhad:
the general issue is that racoon god does not have bears in her mandate…
This is likely why the raccoon in our backyard lives in a hole in a tree… 25 feet in the air, not at ground level.
Is this going to be another story where Woo’s kits are threatened, then saved by Ruth or other raccoons or by divine intervention ?
That’s not beary nice.
@ Paeris Kiran: I really do not think, that such technicality would stop determined racoon goddness … but as it includes hurting the kit, I bet the situation would solve some other way 🙂
This may be only semi-on-topic, but I don’t know where else to best post it.
I’m disappointed at what Graphtreon shows for the Patreon stats. I can’t see an impact at all.
You are supporting people who stop at nothing in their quest to suppress any political opinions outside their Orwellian cabal. Recently, they deplatformed a free speech advocate who has been especially vocal in his warnings about the ongoing waves of deplatforming and unpersoning. The “reason” was, and remains despite massive protest, an obscure video from about a year ago, outside his channel, in which he was debating radical right-wingers who had been harassing him, and for a brief moment, somewhere in hours of discussion, used their vocabulary to show their hypocrisy. The “offense” he is accused of, being derogatory to blacks and gays, is laughable, given his constant and explicit support for individualism. Meanwhile, the same platform allows radical Marxists of all kinds, even those who like to pose with weapons and face masks bearing the hammer and sickle.
This is now clearly political purging of anyone who doesn’t side with the Orwellian left. Patreon has outed itself as an unapologetic enemy to the principles of liberty.
Sam Harris has shut down his account, one of the biggest on the platform. Jordan Peterson rapidly lost thousands of subscribers, and is now trying to create an alternative platform. Paypal, meanwhile, immediately sided with the Orwellians and cut connections to Subscribestar, strangely reminiscent of the “aim for monopoly” motto its co-founder Thiel has been advocating.
And this group’s stats? I can’t see the tiniest blip. Nor a comment. Just merrily supporting Patreon. If Graphtreon is to be believed, Gaia even went up during the outcry.
Now, I don’t claim to know what’s the right course of action here. Maybe it’s an unwinnable battle. I’m not relevant in terms of money; haven’t been paying so far, and certainly won’t start now. In any case, there’s a limited amount of page visits left where I’m greeted with the Patreon logo before I say, screw this, I prefer entertainment that is not infested by some dystopian watchdog who may have long driven the author into self-censorship.
Well, at least she is polite.
bet the Squirl with the gun turns up next
@ Vandroiy:
Is this the one I keep seeing /pol/ complaining about the guy that was banned for saying “White people aren’t acting like they should” and then went into a rant about aspects of, uh, other types of peoples?
Because it’s kind of telling when you don’t message refer to him by name in your long rant.
“message refer” well that’s a new one…
I don’t know about raccoons, but if Lily were a badger, Mrs. Honeysun would be about to lose her eyes.
how Polite of the bear. Yes please feed her.
Which one was the one that landed on the pitchfork, Arcturus? Put that one in her mouth. Chest / shoulder scars add a permanent handling debuff, and we don’t need him dragging down our raccoon dream team.
I will re-evaluate if he manages to fight off the bear by himself.
Oh, you WANT to be a bearskin rug! Fine by me!
@ MidoriLuna:
Maybe this poster is trying to emulate the bear in the comment?
Next post will presumably be Christmas Eve and might have a Christmas message, perhaps in line with this one: http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2012/12/24/0440-important-lesson/
The comics where predators and prey have conversations about the predators eating the prey… those are creepy and my least favorite of the Sandra and Woo comics. I’m trusting that something bad will happen to the bear but nonetheless this storyline starts off with a negative score in my books.
Exit Mrs Honeybun, stage left, pursued by a goddess.
Clop in the chops in 3…2…1…
With her mouth open and eyes closed like that, Ms. Honeysun is just asking to have her tongue turned into a bowtie.
Yeah… Quite probably a dead bear there…
Had she only been a raccoon or a squirrel, or at least one the foxes, the other party present would just have done already what she asked and then some to avoid the wrath of the deity against whom their own deity can do absolutely nothing…
Or just out of comedic value she would have eaten the whole bunch, while the audience goes “Oh, you…” 😀
@ badbloodkiller:
Possibly for the bear, and maybe another person or two.
MidoriLuna wrote:
“It is a small mind that believes laws are our moral standards. Such an argument validates the worst excesses of previous eras, such as slavery, segregation, and public executions.”
On the word segregation, an old image with a sign is shown: “WE WON’T GO TO SCHOOL WITH NEGROES”
–Sargon of Akkad, The Ethical State, published shortly before he was purged from Patreon.
It took me less than a minute to find Sargon using racism as an example of especially appalling behavior. I hadn’t watched it before. I just clicked on the first prominent video I found on his channel, and this came in the first 30 seconds. Meanwhile, the out-of-context quote isn’t just misleading, it was also borderline impossible to find. Buried deep into some hours-long recording in another person’s channel.
Sargon’s by far most prominent topic has been exactly the kind of action that purged him.
Yea, totally an accident that randomly happened in Patreon. And PayPal only randomly cut off Subscribestar right after, because that’s what payment processors usually do. Must be market forces.
@ Vandroiy:
Since you clearly haven’t noticed, this isn’t a political website. People don’t come here for politics, and it’s ridiculous to expect every website to be politically active. I happen to be part of several websites that are political in orientation.That doesn’t mean I want politics here.
@ foducool:
do you not have humor???
Now is an excellent time for Raccoon Goddess to show up and remind people that to harm one of her kits is to risk lotsa time in hell.