[1064] Under Attack
└ posted on Monday, 4 March 2019, by Novil
Don’t know how to take it, don’t know where to go
My resistance’s running low
And every day the hold is getting tighter and it troubles me so…
- Zoey: Oh my god! I have a shipper! And he wants to hook me up with Julia!
- Sign: Zoey + Julia = Best ship!
- Michelle: The most important thing now is that you show that he has no power over you. That you go your own way, no matter what he does.
- Zoey: I get what you mean.
- Sign: Team Zoelia!
- Zoey: … Julia is totally my type, though!
- Michelle: No, Zoey! No!!
- Sign: Zoey <3 Julia
Interesting that Michelle seems to totally accept that Zoey is a lesbian, treating it as a most natural thing. But I like that.
So, I take it she’s “out” now?
jeffepp, I take it that this is a non-cannon arc, like the previous one.
Resistance is futile…
Besides – what could possibly go wrong?
(Words very high on list of “last words”)
Has Michelle finally realised she might like Zoey that way too? Maybe a bit of demi-romantic? Jealousy~~
or a polyamorous triangle.
I wonder if those e-mailed relationship suggestions included “Zoey shows interest in a new girl, which finally drives Michelle to show jealousy and out herself.”
When shippers and creeps try to peer pressure you into doing something you actually kinda wanna do anyway, leaving you with the dilemma of whether you should go ahead and do it and give off the impression that you succumbed to their peer pressure, or deny yourself what you kinda want just to demonstrate that they have no power over you, even if they actually didn’t anyway…
Dang, that feeling when you don’t want listen to someone but they have actual good advice. I’ve been there too, Zoey.
“Ships are meant to be sunk!!!”
(Never) said by Lothar von Arnauld de la Perière.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lothar_von_Arnauld_de_la_Peri%C3%A8re
Anon wrote:
Every arc is a non-cannon arc, unless it’s antiquated yet explosive.
@ Marteri:
In the time it took to get from halfway through 20X8 to the beginning of 20X9 in comic time we got from 2013 to 2019 in real time
#ShippingIntensifies
The shipping is working!!
I repeat…
THE SHIPPING IS WORKING!!!
Yes, Zoey! Yes!!
Michelle is walking on thin ice here … she should look up the trope “die for our ship”.
NoooOooo! Think of Team Zandra!
I think Gilligan’s after Michelle and wants Zoey out of the picture.
I mean, maybe, but fandoms ship two straight people of the same gender all the time so maybe Michelle just thinks it’s that. @ jeffepp:
Emergency, emergency, there’s an emergency going on.
I think Michelle knows and is fine with it. I mean, we don’t really know what they are Talking About when Sandra isn’t with them, so they probably talked about it at some point.
Can’t Larissa sort out Gilligan and leave zoey and Julia to date in peace?
Marteri wrote:
I *think* it’s a “dream sequence”, given that Michelle reacted badly to be being kissed and seemed freaked out later once the penny dropped?
Zoey + Julia = OTP!!
The Shipper is too powerful.
Umm… “Oh no”, I guess ?
Who am I kidding, we all want to see where is this going.
She should just let him know that if they do get together, he won’t get to watch. Then see how invested he is.
persia wrote:
I wonder, though, why Michelle freaked out. Was it because she learned something about her friend or about herself? Okay, totally throwing shit at the wall…
On the more punny side:
Dante wrote:
Cannons are what you use to sink ships, are they not?
Very nice reference. Who else got the ABBA nod without the link?
@ persia:
Maybe it’s Zoey’s dream and it’s where she realises that she likes Julia.
Michelle: No, Zoey! You can´t love her, because… (blushing)
Zoey: Oh, Michelle. So, do you…?
Julia: …and I love you two (and too), but our (poly)love is forbidden…
Luna: Ejem…
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2018/05/14/0988-sharing-is-caring/
Gilligan: My work here is done. Next ship: Gus and Rocco!!!!
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2009/02/19/0035-reliable-sources/
@ ValdVin: Abba? Not sure what you mean. There’s sort of a Fleetwood Mac “Go your Own Way” line, but that’s all I noticed/
My phone blocked the youtube link. Now I see it.
Knowig that Zoey is the “antagonist” of the comic series, she’s gonna give in.
Do it
/PalpatineVoice
@ Marteri: It IS totally natural….
Welp…. Let the shipping continue!
Just gonna call it here, Zoey is just baiting Michelle into dating her.
Gilligan gets a tag? I predict that he will be shipped.
To Abu Dhabi. In thirteen pieces.
@ lokitsu:
No prob.
I recognized it from buying the album on LP. When it was new. (Yeah, i won’t do the math for how long ago that was.)
Regardless of the outcome, I think I know what the vast majority of submissions for the next fanart contest are going to be about…
Ruben wrote:
You don’t have to tell me, but I am glad that Michelle seems to agree. 🙂
Ok Michelle, time to actually get jealous… Now that cat is out of the bag kinda (or almost out)
Well, we’re constantly shipping Agatha/Gil/Tarvek so why not Julia/Michelle/Zoey? Just because Sandra and Larissa are stuck in archaic monogamy . . .
Most reasons to start a relationship are arbitary, some random guy obsessing over it being a good idea is honestly far from the worst
Just realized that Julia is an entirely new character, probably so he doesn’t call any of us out specifically, as if it were one of us it’d probably be Zoe and Michelle, maybe Larrissa, though I could see someone shipping Zoe and Sandra.
“I’m doing it because I want to, not because you tell me to!”noname wrote:
Well most of the other kids have girlfriends and boyfriends now, why shouldn’t Zoey be allowed to have a girlfriend of her own?
ValdVin wrote:
I recognized the lyric from the Mamma Mia soundtrack (broadway one). Entr’Acte straight into Under Attack.
@ Missingnoleader:
Neat. I haven’t seen the show; maybe I’ll give it a shot. (Big fan of “Chess” by Benny and Bjorn and Tim Rice, however.)
Relationship goals! Well good luck to Zoey.