![[1111] The Five Stages Of Dealing With Internet Trolls](/comics/2019-09-02-1111-the-five-stages-of-dealing-with-internet-trolls.png "[1111] The Five Stages Of Dealing With Internet Trolls")
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- Caption: The five stages of dealing with internet trolls.
- LupoTwo: I didnt think it would be possible to draw a picture even more bland than your last one but u somehow managed.
- Caption: Anger.
- Larisa: I’ll smash your kneecaps, you lousy little shit!
- Caption: Denial.
- Larisa: I bet it’s super easy to find a guy on the dark web who hacks accounts and smashes kneecaps.
- Caption: Depression.
- Larisa: I’ll never be able to smash LupoTwo’s kneecaps…!
- Caption: Bargaining.
- Yuna: Inventing a device that allows you to smash other people’s kneecaps over the internet? I can do that! But it’s gonna cost you! Ten tons of candy!
- Larisa: I have $12. That should be enough for a kilo or two.
- Yuna: Do you think I’m kidding?
- Caption: Acceptance.
- Larisa: Acceptance?! Are you nuts?! I’ll smash LupoTwo’s kneecaps, if it’s the last thing I do!
- Caption:
Acceptance.More anger.
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I bet the reason for the Depression panel is because Yuna applied for the job on the dark web
Just admit it, Larisa: that picture sucked.
You’ll agree with LupoTwo in 6 months.
You’ll tell him when you’ll visit him in the hospital after a horrific accident that smashed his kneecaps.
Wow! You’ve finally made your 31st strip!
ive got 5 boxes of 3 foot plastic straw pixey sticks from before they were nerfed to 1 foot will that help yuna?
Larisa doesn’t need to find a hacker.
She has “friends in low places” (infernally low!) who ought to be able to find LupoTwo easily and arrange an “accident”.
Even if she took no action, Hell is real and internet trolls are practically guaranteed to wind up there.
Rule 14.
I’m more surprised she’s not going to just set LupoTwo on fire.
Crowdfund a commission to the one who tracks them down. Call it a knee starter.
Kind of like the five stages of locking your keys in the car.
Except first is denial — *checks pockets* “No, I didn’t.”
Anger — “Son of a…!”
Depression/Fear — “Oh God, what am I going to do?”
Bargaining — “Wait maybe one of the other doors is unlocked.”
And finally acceptance — “Oh well, it’s a rental.”
Good… Good…
Let The Hate Flow Through You!
Soon your transformation to the dark side will be complete!
Or you could just ignore them, you know the old internet saying “Don’t feed the trolls.”
smashing knee caps is for pussies for proper revenge you need to go for the blood eagle!
As any viking berskerer and they will totally back me up on this :p
Judging from the layout, Larisa has a da account.
From what I’ve seen, Larisa’s art is enjoyable.
Like Keulan said “Don’t feed the trolls.”, just report them.
Dealing with trolls: You’re doing it wrong.
oledakaajel wrote:
31st? If you’re going to make a bad binary joke, at least get the numbers right.
I’ve said before and I’ll say again, “The person who invents a way to bitch-slap people over the internet will become the fastest person to become a billionaire in history.”
In Before LupoTwo is her father. I remember the spats they had over each other’s art.
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Turrosh Mak wrote:
Shall we start a KickStarter to that end? I’m in.
@ LupoTwo:
How are your kneecaps doing mate?
@ oledakaajel:
Actually there are only fifteen strips.
I don’t even want to imagine what you’ll do for strip number 1337
Acceptance: Yes, I agree with Larisa. LupoTwo deserves his kneecaps smashed.
Step one: ignore them.
If you think it is a troll, then you only do their job by reacting to it. So ignore them and they will go away.
Tue wrote:
You know, when I was bullied as a child, that’s what everyone told me. It doesn’t work. Eventually, you leave the moldering pot you grew up in and find people who respect you–or you take up martial arts and weightlifting and beat the snot out of them. So, on the ‘Net? Turn to civilized people but if you ever encounter one of your trolls in person . . . you know what to do.
Heh. In next strip we see LupoTwo printing out a copy of Larisa´s work and setting it on fire.
Ends with Larisa having this weird look and saying “I´m so confused right now…”
@ Turrosh Mak: I’ve said the same about a font that denotes sarcasm.
@ David C:
Yeah, I already know I’m an idiot. Don’t worry about it.
@ Mephil:
What do you think?
I keep wondering if she’s posting on DeviantArt~~
Tjimmy1999 wrote:
LupoTwo is clearly not worthy of the cleansing flame.
@ LupoTwo:
Man, you had the perfect chance to say ” I didn’t think it would be possible to draw a comic even more bland than your last one but u somehow managed 🙂 ” and you missed it.
Kuro_ wrote:
That’s not the only thing I’m missing right now.
oledakaajel wrote:
1111(base2)=15(base10)
We will need to wait for Strip [11111], long live this comic!!