[1135] Black Hole
└ posted on Tuesday, 10 December 2019, by Novil
- Yuna: Where in Hawking’s name is Wally? We’ve looked everywhere!
- Yuna: Well, everywhere, except for a few special places…
- Matthew: What do you mean?
- Fiona: The cake was delicious, Mrs. Williams! But now we really have to go home.
- Fiona: Matthew, we need to– Good gracious!
- Yuna: Ha, there he is!
- Yuna: No, Mrs. Hollyberry, it’s not like you think! I was just showing Matthew my black hole and–
- Fiona: Oh god! I don’t want to hear! LA-LA-LA!
![[1135] Black Hole](/comics/2019-12-10-1135-black-hole.png "[1135] Black Hole")
That’s quite one way to surprise us as far as all of us appreciating the cute new friendship. Though now we have to wonder, is the black hole still in his pants? I can’t think of anything more worrying to be near your crotch.
Quote from Stephen Hawking’s blog;
Such objects were given the name Black Holes, by the American physicist John Wheeler, who was one of the first to recognize their importance, and the problems they pose. The name caught on quickly. To Americans, it suggested something dark and mysterious, while to the British, there was the added resonance of the Black Hole of Calcutta. But the French, being French, saw a more risque meaning. For years, they resisted the name, trou noir, claiming it was obscene. But that was a bit like trying to stand against le weekend, and other franglais. In the end, they had to give in. Who can resist a name that is such a winner? ”
No wonder Fiona jumped to the worst conclusion.
It looks like Yuna found his wally ^^;
That said, Matthew could have checked himself whether he had a wally in his pants. It’s not something a boy usually needs a girl to do for him.
How is it that Mathew didn’t notice a sphere with a diameter of 1 or 2 inches entering his pants?
Man, this comic has an uncomfortable amount of jokes centered around underage genetalia.
All is fun and giggles until Matthew will find he’s been sterilized by humongous amounts of X rays.
She showed him her black hole. She found Wally. Now calm down Fiona
Good gracious indeed!
Reminds me of strip [904]
Turbo wrote:
I dunno. That spaghettification might be kinda useful for some stuff…
Nooo I begged for them to stay somewhat innocent, it only lasted like two more strips T_T
Ach, a comic relief about “her black hole”! 😀 We are back from a horror tendency to usual jokes about preadolescent sexuality! Me like it! 🙂
Yes yes yes, we all know what slang “black hole” refers to (butt jokes ftw)
Of course. To find him she had to look “where the sun doesn’t shine.”
It’s too bad that by observing it, Mrs Hollyberry has altered the results.
@ Bobby – right? It’s almost a theme at this point.
Oh god, Wally is a perv
FBI should be knocking on this door any minute now!
@ Bobby:
You misspelled “hilarious”.
Poor, poor Mrs Hollyberry.
Poor Yuna.
Poor Matthew.
They won’t be allowed to see each other anymore.
ratfox wrote:
Actually, it’s something boys desperately need a girl to do for them.
@ Bobby:
aren’t we sensitive today?
5/5 😂😂😂😂😂
And certain people weren’t expecting this already, because she’s, like, 10 at the max. 😂 You underestimated the power of the dark side of the Internet!
I find theis way more funny than I should. Furthermore, it explotions why we couldn’t find wally
I hope Wally didn’t spagetify his wally.
Yeah… Not at all forcing the joke just for the sake of very unrelatable laughs. Only way this could have been worse if it had been on either’s backside.
“We were just looking for the black hole!” ×bububumdish#questionmark?×
#funny?
Seriously had more laughs with people telling Bobby to stop being such a prude for not wanting that sweet, sweet underage action. XD
Just please people, don’t have kids yourself (in any way, shape or form), keep the heck away from them in general and stay away from me as well, ‘cose you guys kinda make a decent person feel real icky… ^^”
@ Velgar: Please never have children yourself. If you can’t acknowledge that they are sexual creatures, they’ll grow up repressed and ashamed of themselves for masturbating.
Certainly, this comic depicts these girls much more prudely than any tween I’ve had the displeasure of babysitting.
specification blowjob… is absolutely on the do not want list… better remove that thing befoer it gets any funny ideas..
Not near something you want to have spaghettified!
9001/10 I did not expect this at all. The greatest possible end for this arc!
Lol, the girls in this comic have a knack for scaring boys’ parents.
Thanks for the laugh Novil & Powree!
Rhiakath wrote:
Kind of pot calling the kettle black isn’t it? (i.e. getting over-sensitive of one’s opinion on a webcomic.)
If I’m to be honest the strip wasn’t really bad, but…
Zach wrote:
Extremism is almost always problematic regardless which side of a debate you fall on (in this case whether you believe in denying that kids are sexually aware or accepting of it),
Pretty sure accepting it doesn’t require one to be all casual and completely hands off about the subject (i.e. go get ’em dude).
film “Jersey Girl” (2004):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvUH_niF-Zo
@ Bobby:
To be fair, they can be quite funny, as anyone “allowed” to think about them (i.e. underaged kids themselves) will tell you. They’re somewhat taboo and inspire a lot of misunderstandings (like here), both of which are prime ingredients for comedy. Given the style of the comic, I’d no more suspect improper motive here than I’d suspect violent urges behind slapstick, which the comic also has its fair share of.
And must-to-see next scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n2vsSHAs0w
Actually, I can imagine Raquel Castro from 2004. playing Yuna.:-)
@ ratfox:
Your mistake is thinking Yuna gave him a choice.
She just went in, completely innocently without thinking ahead, because that’s how Yuna works. She gets an idea, then it’s “Hey, what happened to my room, and Mom, why are you staring at me like that?” when she’s finished.
There was if I correctly remember a comic strip called Romeo Jones.
Part of the ongoing gags was that when women were around him, their blouses, skirts and pants would tear, rip, be lost.
He never planned any of the disrobings, it simply happened!
Matthew is doomed to Yuna being a constant in his life. Mrs. Hollyberry has already lost, and one day soon David (Yuna and Cloud’s father) will explain matters to Matthew the same way Ivan (Larisa’s father) explained matters to her boyfriend Landon.
@ demarion:
Sounds more like Romeo Brown. https://downthetubes.net/?p=99701
Garnasha wrote:
Fair enough and why this strip didn’t bother me too. Just that I take more issue with the other commenters here suggesting that it’s wrong for others to be uneasy with such jokes, period.
I mean anything can potential work for humor to be sure, but some jokes just aren’t for everyone or are an acquired taster and I don’t think those in that category should be shamed for it.
@ Asrial:
If they can’t see each other anymore. Well, that happens when you cross the line of the event horizon.
I’ll be durned. Someone WAS listening to my wisenheimer remark!
Learn ta knock will ya?
Hope Wally didn’t spaghettify Willy
Antiyonder wrote:
Hear, hear. And I’ll admit that I purposefully poked my crowd (a very bad habit in the internet), but am also just tad bit tired of “Kids have sex! It’s natural you bigots! Let us watch!” when so much of the internet is run by the same theme.
You have a great story and ideas (like in S&W) and then we get the Willy-jokes (do people actually call them Wallies even?) and boobs of random ages, ‘cose that’s what internet is all about, so so should you.
Perfect example of tastes would be a conversation one group I watch over had after driving one of their number out with “funny jokes” (escalated way too quick to stop it):
Person A: I mean, everyone should be a little understanding. Dark humour is fun and has its places. You should just learn to accept it more.
Person B: I know right? And it’s not like we’ve seen the last of this guy. He’s like cancer. Sure you can get rid of it for a while, but eventually he just comes back.
Person A: Hey! Not cool comparing a guy to cancer!
Person B: Dark, ain’t it?
Person A: Touché…
So all in all, we who would like to see more Sandra & Woo and less Wally’s adventure into the Black Hole will complain when the butt of the joke is literally the butt. Please bare with us.
You see, we still like Sandra & Woo. And we try to bare with the Wally’s adventures into the Black Hole too.
It’s kinda like watching the new Aladdin. You just have to cringe every now and then when you see Will Smith trying to be funny. But there were good parts in the movie as well.
@ Edda:
You can see this in Spanish, where the literal translation (hueco negro) is shunned, in favor of near variants: “agujero negro” (black pinhole) and “hoyo negro” (black pothole)
Personally, I stand with the late Graham Chapman (may he rest in pieces) on humor – anything but mindless good taste.
@ TimesNewLogan:
somehow, I think the FBI, the CIA, and a few other agencies (domestic and otherwise) know that particular address rather well.
Their reaction… “What? Again?”
…meet the next Landon…
Damnit! I was hoping for a wholesome romance.
Ah, the Black Hole of Calcutta. I knew her well.