[1244] Trash Talk
 

[1244] Trash Talk

Some other insults I came up with before my favorite version seen in the comic:

  • You’re so fat, you’re the most spherical object on the court!
  • You’re so fat, the balls are jealous of your roundness!
  • You’re so fat, scientists can’t explain why you haven’t collapsed into a black hole yet!
  • You’re so fat, mathematicians had to invent a new notation to represent the number of your rolls of fat!
  • Spectator #1: I’ve never seen anyone dance across the court with such grace and agility!
  • Spectator #2: Steffi Graf maybe…
  • Spectator #1: Nonetheless, Zoey hasn’t found an answer to Pat’s brute force yet.
  • Spectator #2: True.
  • Pat Smash: Beanpole!
  • Zoey: You’re so fat, the balls would start to orbit you if you didn’t hit them back!
  • Spectator #1: Zoey’s trash talk is way ahead of Pat’s, though.
  • Spectator #2: True.
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