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- Pat Smash: The ball was out, you — —!
- Zoey: Shut up, —! I’ll — — your — and — — in Mexico!
- Pat Smash: Really, —?! You — — — — — — squirrels — — — — the — — Super Mario’s -ss!
- Sign: CENSOR.io Ltd. – We — you! – An Apple Inc. company
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- CEO: God, I love the 2020’s!
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SCP-579 must earn these guys a fortune.
even their windows are censor blocks
… and the █████s you rode in on!
I know Novil is a programmer, but is it really necessary to censor “CSS”?
@ Itai Bar-Natan:
Watch your language! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
I can’t tell if this increases the chances of a fistfight, a double disqualification, or (fully consensual) angry sex in the shower. Hmm, I wonder if there’d be a St Valentines day theamed ‘strip this year?
Censor bars means they can get away with a lot more, but I sorta wonder which -ss that was.
John McEnroe, Eat your heart out.
You know I got curious enough to look at the censor.io web site…
Almost like this was sponsored content…well it would be if anything
meaningful was on there. ^_^
They probably are wondering why a bunch a comic fans who can’t
figure out what they do from their web site are suddenly “getting in
touch” with them to ask though. 😀
I do still wonder how Mexico and Squirrels are part of this… :O
Gotta say, “pet smash” just sounds gratuitously cruel.
I wonder if they are both going to be disqualified
I love the randomly censored words, leaves so much up to a demented imagination as to what they might mean! =^^=
Fan contest: Fill in the blanks! Most inventive wins!
Am I the first/only one to ship Pet Smash and Zoey?
Tbolt wrote:
Not really. Doesn’t take a genius to know that the words are:
– Dolphin chirp
– Seagull caws
– Foghorn
– Ship’s bell
– Vehicle horn
And so on. No Brainerd really:-).
A fan wrote:
Absolutely not! They’d be great together, I love psychotic couples in media!
Gonna laugh when the arc is over and the last thing we see is them both shaking hands with a smile and saying “Good Game”
Glen A. Pearce wrote:
My bet is that both are about shoving stuff up your █ss.
@ Vicious Sand:
My thoughts exactly. My bet is on a flashback strip where they’re already in the bed, smoking and laughing at the past.
we want it uncensored thouuuuugh!!!! haha
Both my sisters went through a stage like this at about 13. Cussing enough to make a sailor blush. They are far different today.
Itai Bar-Natan wrote:
Thanks for that – hilarious comment
Speckled Fish Crackers!
I bet by the end of this they’ll get together
Nah, that would be too predictable.
What about free speech?
Seriously, what is it with all that beeping in US TV? Does things like this exist in other countries?
With both ladies channelling John McEnroe, I suspect the ref will call the match on account of tossing both young women out of the tournament for unsporting behaviour.
@ Michael:
Freedom of speech only applies to the government. A private site can impose all the censorship it wants. That’s been established law for years.
One man’s censorship is another man’s Mad Libs.
Who censors the censors?
Novil doesn’t want as to know about their true relationship yet. Here is the uncensored version.
The ball was out, you lovely girl!
Shut up, beautiful! I’ll give you your chocolate and flower assortment in Mexico!
Really, Honest?! You promised we would go and feed the squirrels in Jalisco City by the statue of Super Mario’s ess!
Im glad i invested in Censor.io
Michael wrote:
The US sensors LESS than some other countries. In the US especially, censorship on TV and in Movies and Games has more to do with maintaining a rating than a legal requirement. Censoring words on the Radio is a legal issue relating to the fact that radio is fully government regulated. You can get in trouble with the FCC for saying certain words on a HAM radio for that matter.
@ Michael: The rules were set up at a time when the US was a lot more prudish. At one point you couldn’t show a married couple sleeping in the same bed. On the The Ed Sullivan Show they made The Rolling Stones change the lyrics of a song from “Let’s Spend The Night Together” to “let’s spend some time together”. On the tape you can see Mick rolling his eyes. Fortunately things have loosened up a lot.
…TIL THE HANDLE BREAKS OFF AND YOU HAVE TO FIND A DOCTOR TO PULL IT BACK OUT!
…kiss your mother with that mouth? You’ve gone mental!
@ Jack:
That is one frustrating article. I thought the Purge was supposed to remove such articles that abused [DATA EXPUNGED] like that.
@ Drake:
Super Mario’s Ess? What’s an Essm
@ Gamesman:
Why, have the sailors gotten used to the cursing by now?
@ lookheremeamiaho:
Harley and Ivy, just w/ less death and crime.
@ Bo Lindbergh:
“A”
“Censor.io Ltd. We *** you!” xD