[1275] Fire In The Sky, Page 1
└ posted on Saturday, 26 June 2021, by Novil
- Alien #1: Trigger warning for my fellow grays!
- Alien #2: The scariest story I’ve ever read!
- Sign: Psychological horror
- Commander Xul: It was horrible…! Every morning, I wake up soaked in sweat!
- Psychiatrist Zox: Please tell me exactly what happened. Otherwise, I won’t be able to help you.
- Commander Xul: All right, I’ll try…
- Commander Xul: It was supposed to be a run-of-the-mill abduction. You know, with some anal probing, videos from ancient Egypt and stuff like that. But it all went off the rails right from the start!
Oh boy…
Oh GIRL! 😉
A Fire in the Sky, you say?
Really suprised there is any sky left to be on fire.
“It was at this moment that he knew…he f*ck*d up.”
ah yeah, definitely the one person on the whole planet they should’ve avoided XD
I think we’re about to find out why in part they are afraid of Earth: http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2015/08/20/0711-earth-attacks/
Page 1? Does that mean there’s going to be more?! Oliver and Powree spoil us, they do.
Unlike the United States’ released report on unidentified objects, big load of nothing, that. They can’t even admit “We don’t know how this unmanned rocket from Earth did that.”
YAY Larisa!
new restraining order for larisa ? ^^
Larissa. He took Larissa. He actually abducted Larissa. The Ransom of Red Chief comes to mind.
Cartoon= Two greys, staring at a roadside cross, with a statue of Christ nailed to it.
One Grey says to the other= I know what it means. It means we better leave while we still can!@ Carefulrogue:
@ foducool:
I can see a few worse choices. Imagine if they tried to abduct Ye Thuza… I mean, the guy’s still alive to tell the tale here.
oh this should be good. what levels of human insanity will Larissa inflict upon these aliens?
Guess we gonna find out how Larisa created a new sun in some far far away galaxy.
Today on HFY “On why you shouldn’t kidnap young female humans.”
I don’t know what she did, but I’ll assure you, comrade, every single Russian would do the same.
verilyheld wrote:
On steroids!
verilyheld wrote:
You know I would expect Slannesh to tremble in fear when Larissa is involved…
I have felt a disturbance in the Force. As if billions of voice said in voice “oh s***!”
Someone always thinks «Exit strategies are for people who don’t have flying saucers», eh?
It’s worse than that. Didn’t anyone notice her poise? Her casual attitude? Her dialogue?
Larissa had ADVANCE WARNING! She knew they were coming for her! And she had time to prepare!
I’m surprised that a few wretched souls survived their harrowing ordeal to give testimony.
Yeah, I guess unknowingly abducting a future board member of Hell could have unexpected results…
If someone would be prepared, it’s her!
Rex Vivat wrote:
or her daughter? The phrase “Reverse Engineer” comes to mind.
“Mom, I had the weirdest dream last night, but it gave me some ideas on a project. I’m going to take Wally out on a walk.”
[ Not really paying attention ] “That’s nice dear.” [ Beat ] “Wait a minute! What was that?”
I don’t know why, but something about the costume choices on this page are immensely satisfying. These are some of the most generic aliens in North America, and people don’t usually think of them as individuals anymore so much as a collective force. But going out of your way to give them different outfits makes it much more… relatable, I guess. The ones in the quote-unquote “trigger warning” are in casual wear that I would probably be comfortable in, making it clear they’re unimportant civilians detached from the rest of the story. The would-be abductor wearing what seems to be an officer’s uniform goes from ‘unlucky villain’ to ‘military PTSD patient’, and the clipboard figure holding a vaguely medical outfit really makes it feel like the abductor is actually getting professional help instead of just having one of his friends play Freud for a while. That’s an amazing amount of quality going into what looks to be a very humorous #MuggingTheMonster arc. I’m actually looking forward to the rest of this.
@ Mysterious Dark Lord v3.2:
Given her altitude, it seems more likely that she had just realized what was happening to her by the time the panel happened.
Mysterious Dark Lord v3.2 wrote:
She is barefoot and not wielding a flamethrower. She did not know they were coming for her, or at least she had no idea when. She just read some books about aliens. Probably went as well as her reading the Bible ([0381])
I’m fairly certain that inflicting Larissa on unwitting targets is a violation of the Geneva Convention of some kind.
Larissa’s in her pajamas. So she went outside in the PJ’s, in bare feet because she saw the ship hovering over her backyard. Don’t tell me she doesn’t consider this a counter insertion.
This is gonna be good. (^_^)
The only human they could have picked Worse than her got his payback on the July 4th when they came Back.
O_O The internet is not ready for a comic of this proportion. This is going to be good.
LordCircce wrote:
The Geneva Convention does not, to the best of my knowledge, address self-inflicted wounds.
Zeterai wrote:
My mind immediately went in a Deep Purple direction instead.
“Oooo! Is this a tank of dioxygen difluoride? May I borrow a liter or two of it?”
… something about mentioning anal probing before showing them beaming up a preteen girl makes my skin crawl a bit.
Oh, this isn’t going to end well…. (evil grin)
@ Osaru Sensei:
Then tell the aliens to stop giving everyone anal probes. Problem solved.
@ Zeterai:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_in_the_Sky
While others are thinking of the obvious here, some naughty people will be drawing naughty things with this prompt, ya’ll know it’s true.
” ‘ruh ‘roh ” to paraphrase a certain meddling dog… 😉
@ David Nuttall:
I did entertain the possibility, but I figured with Yuna they’d actually have a 50/50 chance of ending up with better tech themselves.
And that was the last day ever aliens did anal probing…without being asked very nicely beforehand