[1278] Fire In The Sky, Page 4
└ posted on Monday, 5 July 2021, by Novil
- Larisa: I wouldn’t fire that phaser if I were you. Or do you want to tell your general that you made a mess in the exam room because you couldn’t handle a thirteen-year-old girl in her pajamas!
- Larisa: You’d be the laughing stock of the entire fleet!
- General Klok: What’s all the yelling about?!
- Commander Xul: I was–
- Larisa: –That guy used this instrument incorrectly! But I showed him how to do it right!
- General Klok: Looks like someone’s due for some training!
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Ok come on… she should be at least 14 now…
@ Paeris Kiran:
Given what’s awaiting her as she ages, I’m fine with her staying 13 indefinitely, thanks.
And on a less sombre note: Larisa demonstrates yet again that she’s full of win. And without having lit a single fire so far!
@ Alice Macher:
Spoiler alert: this arc is called “Fire In The Sky”
I mean, a 13 year old human female is almost twice his size, so no, I doubt he’d be the laughing stock. If anything he’d be praised for battling such a behemoth and surviving.
What the poor bastard should worry about is that his commanding officer saw that a prisoner was holding his personal weapon. And, by her own testimony, was telling him the proper way to use it.
In most militaries, that would be … bad.
@ Mysterious Dark Lord v3.2:
Wasn’t that an examination instrumento?
It occurs to me that Larissa is not to the type to call a Grey “Pavel” in a disparaging tone…
That’s an endoscope tool, isn’t it?
So it seems he CAN’T handle a 13 year old girl in her PJs!!
“Or do you want to tell your general that you made a mess in the exam room because you couldn’t handle a thirteen-year-old girl in her pajamas!”
Most shops charge you before they let you use the product, but I think the clerk would be willing to let it slide for a Burn Heal.
@ T.:
Yes. He’s hiding his ray gun behind his back.
A second evil grin? That alien should realise he’s playing with fire… Literally!
Denoshin wrote:
Can’t get rid of that catchy tune since more than a week.
I’m pretty sure the instrument Larissa has hold of is the anal probe.
SuperBH wrote:
Ooo, our girl is wicked, wickedi tell you. Heh, heh, heh . . .
So, that’s the room where they’re doing “alien abductions”, and someone is complaining about the yelling, at a time when they aren’t even doing the anal probing?
@ Vicious Sand:
I think only the abducted person getting probed should yell, not the gray researcher doing the tests.
On the other hand, the gray’s equipment is hopelessly outdated. Equipment trolley and examination chair from the 50ies, the gray shrink’s chair from the 60ies, using video casettes (70ies) or any kind of pyhsical medium in the age of the internet and so on. Most of these are either copied from the humans or the abducted humans copied the technology from the grays, but humans have already advanced beyond these. And these are just the visible things. It looks like the grays have a very low threat level to humanity and it’s getting lower with time. (right now, it’s at the ‘not really threatening to a 13 year old girl in her pyjamas’ level)
@ Vicious Sand:
That is most likely an endoscope. A medical instrument near the bottom of my list of favorites.
“Or do you want to tell your general that you made a mess in the exam room because you couldn’t handle a thirteen-year-old girl in her pajamas!”
I just took this out of context and I regret it now-
Alice Macher wrote:
What awaits her as she ages … she will go to hell and get a position on board of the directors, won’t she?
Wizard wrote:
Thanks.
@ HKMaly:
Yeah, but there’s the blindness and slow, unpleasant death first.
@ Alice Macher:
@ Alice Macher:
What’s that icon from?
Again, I’m surprised Larisa (a girl much more horny than most other 13 year old girls) owns/wears pajamas, particularly suit pajamas. You’d think shed prefer to wear a skimpy night gown or a pajama shirt-underwear combo, it anything at all.
As for poor Xul, I’m sure his CO would understand his rage at Larisa, given how antagonistic she gets and how much she loves to troll people. Though, Klok would have to be in the same room with Larisa for a few minutes under similar circumstances as Xul did in order to empathize with the scientist. Xul should submit Larisa to a test that she’d dislike, as in one that isn’t invasive or is courteous to the patient instead of the stereotypical invasive physicals the Greys and other Aliens are said to/are known for performing.