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![[0334] The Poem II](/comics/2011-12-15-0334-the-poem-ii.png "[0334] The Poem II")
The current story arc started with this comic: The Poem I.
- Yuna: Are you sure that it isn’t a love poem for Sandra?
- Cloud: It is a poem. But for school.
- Yuna: You write your English homework in red ink?
- Cloud: Authenticity is one of the most important things in creative writing!
- Ye Thuza: You misspelled “shining” in “Sandy’s shineing eyes”.
- Cloud: MOOOOOOM!!
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Thank you Ye, I’m feel this poem will finish burnt, Cloud crying for his private life and traumatized for ever !
feeling* !
Ye Thuza..BEST. MOM. EVER.
Ye Thuza and yuna. the ultimate shipper-on-deck tag-team
Sandy’s shining eyes
beautiful like a May sun
beautiful like her
– Cloud xxxxx
Hee hee, and we can add “Ninja Trickstery” to Master Ye Thuza’s skills. 😀
Poor kid. Can’t catch a break.
Awwww cute poem clod 😀 if only your sisters weren’t so nosy.
oh he mad now
Awww, how cute! I love how Ye Thuza just comes out of nowhere and peeks at the paper, haha. I wonder what Sandra’s response will be? :O
@ Darth Killer:
Tricksy Masters… trying to steal MY PRECIOUS..
.. poem. 😉
A mom’s part human lie detector part ninja
Moms: masters of embarrassing their children since the dawn of time. XD
Countdown to Yuna & Ye Thuza making Cloud’s life utterly impossible: 10 seconds.
Again, the Poise ads are REALLY unnecessary.
Ninjas every single last damn one of them XD
Ah yes, always there are two. A Master and an Apprentice…
Trouble with the shippers, Cloud?
Mothers; they will know all your secrets its just a mater of time
Cloud you’re gonna need all your ninja skills to keep them from reading more pal, LOL!
Maybe its not a poem exactly, could be haiku?
wait its in red? dose that mean Cloud is shouting it too?
@ Tales of Shadow:
She’s a Grammar Ninja!
Okay, now, THIS is a joke! Last one had literally no joke (behold, I critisize the comic and shall recieve over 20 downthumbs) but this one actually does, and it’s good.
@ Nick/Tyrong:
Sometimes a good build up is needed for a good joke.
I like Cloud’s look when his Mom sneaks in and puffs and looks! So anime style (^.^)! BTW, I think this a good thing, as I like the look….
Doesn’t using her ninja skills to read the poem count as a misuse of her ninja powers? Or is that more of a mom power?
@ BarGamer:
Sorry about that it was supposed to be aah mom’s part lie detector part ninja,
Let me make a postscript to what I said before:
When the crouching Yuna pops up, Cloud should beware the hidden Ye Thuza who has yet to strike.
@ Audioworm:
actually, 4 days^^
Poor Cloud is surrounded by the enemies. What will his next step be??
She’s a ninja!
I knew what was coming, and it still made me laugh.
What we should be thinking about is whether this is just a random intrusion, or whether there is a hidden plan.
Cloud: What do I have to do to get some PRIVACY?!
Ye Thuza: You’re going to have to say “I think they’re in the yard. Come on up!”.
Cloud: (suspicious) That’s all? Ok, I-
Ye Thuza: No, wait until I say… wait for it… wait…
Sandra: (from hall) Uh, Mr Williams? Mrs Williams? The door’s open, I’ve-
Ye Thuza: Now.
Cloud: Uh, I think they’re in the yard. Come on up!
Ye Thuza: All the privacy you want. (kisses Cloud, grabs Yuna, opens window, exits)
Sandra: (running feet, enters room) Hi! <3 I found this-
Wind sound effect: Whoosh!
Door: SLAM!!!
Ye Thuza: (outside door) Cloud! Don't slam the door like that. Look, the frame's distorted now, I don't think we can get it open… I'll look for some tools… sit tight…
Cloud: Damn. Sorry, Sandra…
Sandra: (reads) "…in Sandy's shining eyes." That's so sweet! *SMOOOOCHH!!*
(a while later)
Ye Thuza: (from ground, outside) No, every last ladder got broken in our last training session, and nobody's going to lend us one now. And the jolt really did something to the lighting upstairs, so you’re just going to have to rely on all those candles now that it’s getting dark. Tell Sandra her dad’s not worried, and I’ll send you up dinner for two in a basket shortly. OK? (goes inside)
Richard North: You are a sly one, Ye Thuza. What are we having for dinner?
David Williams: Tell me about it. And wait until you’ve tasted some of her traditional dishes…
The ninja Mom: More common than you might think.
And this is what makes members of a family not talk to each other for the next two or three decades, then someone dies and there’s a big fight at the funeral. Soon afterwards there’s another funeral or two after people died or committed suicide under mysterious circumstances.
Cloud Got Owned Count:02 Bing!
Does he think he can hide his poem from that Ninja family? Ur dreamin’, Cloud.
I love Yuna’s “are you serious” face
trollmom
At the same time, we learn a neat physics trick from the last panel. You can try this yourself: blowing over a sheet of paper laying on a surface will lift the paper, because the increased speed of the air flowing over the paper locally lowers the air pressure. It’s the same principle that makes the wing of an airplane work.
@ Andrew:
she’ll never see the poem. cloud’s now too mortified to show it to her.@ Andrew:
@ Hfar:
Followed closely behind, and sometimes surpased, by dads.
Sometimes they gang up to cause the embarrassment… anyone else recall the family dinner scene?
Cloud! BURN THE EVIDENCE! No, don’t burn it! It’s a symbol of your love! Quick–! RESURRECT THE ASHES ALREADY!
Yeah Troll Alert!…
I swear those to conspire together against Cloud. He should petition his father for aid against such an alliance!
Ye Thuza is good.
“Go, Cloud, Go!”
Ninjas… there everywhere!
Honestly, Ye Thuza acts more like a big sister then a mother sometimes…
It must really suck sometimes to live in a house of ninjas.
M.O.M.
Magnificent Observer of Me
My mom knows… she always finds out… I hate woman’s intuition!
especially my wife’s intuition!!!