[0343] The Contender I
└ posted on Thursday, 19 January 2012, by Novil
- The Hand of God: I’m very unhappy with your performance lately, Woo!
- The Hand of God: As the star of this comic, you have to be funny ALL OF THE TIME, not just two, three times a month!
- The Hand of God: But in my infinite kindness, I’ll give you one last chance! If you do something extremely funny in the next strip, you can keep the job.
- The Hand of God: But if not, you’ll be replaced by Tom, the talking toast!
- Tom, the talking toast: You’re toast!
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![[0343] The Contender I](/comics/2012-01-19-0343-the-contender-i.png "[0343] The Contender I")
As someone who doesn’t care for ponies, I say hooray!
Let’s see what side your bread is buttered on, Woo!
You don’t put lettuce on toast! IMPOSTER! It’s Panini the toasted sandwich!
The hand of god is a lefty. Take that majority!
Oh no, Woo! You’ve got to do something funny, quick! “Sandra and Tom the Talking Toast” would just not be the same!
Is it just me, or is Woo particularly well drawn here? These expressions are great!
Also, Who puts lettuce on a piece toast?
Eat him Woo!
Lol.wut@this.com
I’ll be interested to see were this Arc goes…
I’m offensive and I find this a piece of toast.
How punny…
I like how the hand of god always breaks out of the panel.
Unless that Hand of God keeps an omniscient eye out, Tom the talking toast will become Nom the talking stomach contents. This is Woo, sly scavenger extraordinaire, that he is up against!
Tom, the talking toast: Crumbs!
Woo: You will be.
What has just happened? Toast and….what’s going on!? Don’t be too mean Mista Hand.
I’m confused. I think I missed the unfunny strip. What was it about ?
I dunno, a talking toast is a lot harder to keep a secret from others than a talking raccoon. (Especially if it has a face and limbs.)
Next strip, woo eats the toasted sandwich. It will be delicious.
” The Lord is not slow to fulfill his promise as some count slowness, but is patient toward you,
not wishing that any should perish, but that all should reach repentance.” – 2 Peter 3:9
In other words, “But in my infinite kindness, I shall give you one last chance!”
I for one look foreward to the further adventures of “Sandra and Toast”. That is until Larisa becomes involved at which point it would become “Sandra and Burnt Toast”.
Actually, I enjoyed the pony storytime. Haters be damned.
It’s important to give one’s characters a stern talking too when they start to get a little out of control or just don’t show up for work. Sometimes characters of mine will disappear from my comics for MONTHS if I don’t keep an eye on them.
Also, Tom the Talking Toast is my new favorite character. 😀
and somehow i feel that tom the talking toast is going to be another web comic by powree and oliver -_-
Reminds me of talkie the talking toaster
First Panel: Map pointing finger!
Second panel: Fap hand!
Third Panel: POW! HA HA!
I’ve never seen an entire strip break the 4th wall before..
And I rather liked the Pony arc, especially the last one. It made a good change-up.
I wonder, is this a comment to those who cry foul every time they don’t like a particular strip/arc?
@ HalfLifeZim:
Howdy doodly doo! I’m talkie! Talkie Toaster! Talkie’s my name, toasting’s my game! Would anyone like any toast?
enter: POWDER TOAST MAN!
He needs needs help from the Whacky Deli gang;
Betty Baloni, Sam-lami, and The Cheese.
For those that don’t get the reference, watch Whacky Deli on Rocko’s Modern Life.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think “The (Lefty) Hand of God” is just another word for SOPA’s censorship by replacing Woo? xD
And then Tom calls in his uncle ~ Powder Toast Man
@ Pinwheel Ol’ Doom:
If SOPA or PIPA passes this site would have been shut down long ago because of use of copyrighted comic characters. Disney truly has no sense of humor when it comes to copyrights.
He probably sings the toast song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avU5onrWfYo
Sandra and tom doesnt sound interesting
@ Tfeth282:
the same person who puits tuna salad on it.
actually if tom the talking toast didn’t have the lettuce, he would have a dry sense of humor.
GameCobra wrote:
WIN. I just had an entire Ren and Stimpy skit run through my head now.
Stop SOPA
http://www.avaaz.org/en/save_the_internet/
Stressed Woo’s so adorable!
amadeusmop wrote:
I would like to rephrase my original statement. In my defence, I was half-asleep at the time.
“I, personally don’t care about ponies. What I DO care about, however, is a story arc that focuses on the main character(s).”
now it really isn’t his fault he got replaced by ponies for so long
@ Landbark:
just for being Tom, a full brony community will remember your name ^^
Why do I get the idea that the losing ‘contender’ will be eaten by the winner?
The STAR of the strip? Hello! Whose name is first in lights?
So Woo’s knowledge of human language is a gift of God?
I thought it was mad scientists’ work.
Eat Tom. Problem solved.
Oh, that poor, poor fourth wall!
Toast gonna get ate.
God, or the artist? I guess in the comic there’s no difference. He he he.
I thought it would continue with the ponies. I wanted to see how did the ponies fight against Justin, that would have been funny, in my opinion.
No Tom, YOU’RE toast! I have a strong hunch what Woo, who is a raccoon, is gonna do in the next strip.
just eat him that be funny enough then you know youve worked your way out of this jam!*gits hit by a brick for the bad pun*
Well, he’s funny so far! Sandra and Tom the Talking Toast could be good. Unfortunately, Woo’s probably going to say something funny and only Tom the Talking Toast can (s)top him in order to get this comic started. Stay tuned for the Adventures of Tom, the Talking Toast!
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