- P.E. teacher: For the next exercise, you’ll have to–
- P.E. teacher: . . .
- P.E. teacher: Larisa, stop violating the laws of gravity in my class!
- Larisa: Only if you give me an A+.
- P.E. teacher: That’s blackmail!
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[0350] Blackmail
└ posted on Monday, 13 February 2012, by Novil
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Trolling the teacher, Level : Larissa
She learned well from Pinkie Pie XD
its not black mail gym teacher lady its SMART
Ah! Quantum physics… my dear Quantumm physics… How could we live without you?!
From my experience girls seem to defy gravity all of the time.
@ anonymous:
What makes you think that? It isn’t even implied that they meant that. Try reading this again and see if you think the same thing, because nowhere does it say that she is going to stop violating the laws of gravity to do so again.
@ C.W. Roden:
YES.
@ puck:
EPIC WIN! XD
Pffft, screw gravity.
maybe their is a really big fan.
Meh. Lately I feel that Larissa has become simply a vehicle for awesome and humor or whatever. I’d rather see more of her as an actual character, with conflicts and weaknesses. From a character development point of view she’s now on a level with Cloud’s younger sister, with almost every other character being more believable than her. Yes, that includes minor ones like the (ex)bully, her parents or the fox and the squirrel.
I don’t mean to hate on Lar or Cloud’s sister. My point is simply that in most of their appearances they act as some sort of comedic foil to one or more of the main characters. With Yuna that’s not that big of a problem, since her appearances are limited, but with a supposedly major figure like Lar it just leads to flat characterization. And that is sad, since she’s potentially so very interesting. By all means, give us the pyromaniac fille fatale we all know and love, but leave some breathing space between her antics, lest they become boring and predictable.
Sincerely,
Dirka.
You know, Pyro may be able to violate gravity(Pyro the Hedgehog I mean), but that’s because he has control over time…Larisa? Really? Even Pyro is forced down by gravity, because while he is in control of time, the more gravity pulling on one thing, the less gravity there is effecting him! Larisa is a…psycho…human girl who has no powers whatsoever and likes to burn stuff! AND THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD DO THAT, IS WITH SUPER POWERS! SHE’S PSYCHIC!
Pyro:O.k., Larisa, time to meet your maker!
Larisa:*kills Pyro*
Time:Dam-*time dies with Pyro*
…and then Larisa never used her power again…
relevant: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZJG4j
puppy defies gravity.
@ Gankachi:
General relativity working here… we do not have quatum gravity worked out yet…
On the other hand… I expect that next time we se Sandra wake up and go to school with dreaded face…
@ Evil Midnight Lurker:
1) I think this is taking place before the Intervention, and 2) Right now, I think she IS the Rebellion!
@ Memieko:
it is now they edited it
Larisa: the Laws of Physics are “more what you’d call “guidelines””
@ Kat:
that’s what i said 18 years ago. I’m still stuck here though.
fuck gravity *floats away*
@ Dirka:
Archetype wise we have Sandra as Protagonist, Larissa as Friendly Rival, Cloud as Love Interest, Authority as the General Antagonist, Rents who exemplify the reverse of Tabula Rasa, Woo as the Benevolent Hero, and Yuna as the Trickster.
A cross between planking and flagpole. Not impossible, just improbable http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyo8ekouny1qj2wmxo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1329387432&Signature=O6DyBs3T%2FQVqYYU3U7rcWhT6T%2Bg%3D
I wish I had that kind of strength
Everybody voted down the comments that pointed out the bad grammar, but it looks like the author agreed with us.
You folks are silly.
That’s not blackmail. That’s bribery.
@ John the Wysard:
Don’t forget Sir Andrew Lloyd Weber.
I’ve been having dream of being back in high school and flying/hovering around, thankfully none of the teachers in said dreams have called me on it yet… xD
@ John the Wysard:
Why apologize? It was a good connection.
@ Blitz:
Blitz wrote:
She didn’t breack that law, it states that the universe constantly progresses towards chaos.
larisa is pinkie pie
It is little things like this that rend to mess with our perception of what is and isn’t possible in this continuity.
For instance, is this just a one-off joke that will never be referenced again and remains a puzzling conundrum for the rest of time… or is levitation (possibly with the condition of still being in contact with furniture) now officially a thing Larisa can do… somehow?
Or is it revealed in the next strip that she is just cheating and I haven’t read that far yet? v_v;
Wow! Has Larisa considered enrolling in a Mutant school? Last I checked the Xavier Institute hasn’t been destroyed…again.
Now I simply must know HOW she is doing that.
@ SotiCoto:
HEY! That’s my idea – superhuman by the name of Flying Scotsman who can fly whilst connected to the ground…
Only problem is I can’t draw people – or if I can, not fast enough or reliably enough for a comic 🙁
(Only had real success with drawing stuff that I’m looking at)
I know gravity ain’t an excuse, but she just wants to make things a little more smooth.
Paeris Kiran wrote:
What on earth are you blathering about? Antimatter is matter with the opposite charge, not negative mass. As far as I’m aware, negative mass/energy is purely theoretical, having never been observed. And neither has anything whatsoever to do with relativity.
Well, she may have a few things wrong with her, but physical health is not one of them.
Can Larissa teach me to do that?
Make sense? Ahhahah, what fun is there on making sense?
Larisa is a demigod! her illnesses is just a front!