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![[0384] Three Extra Points](/comics/2012-06-11-0384-three-extra-points.png "[0384] Three Extra Points")
- Cloud: You’re so ugly that even Larisa wouldn’t give you a kiss on the cheek!
- Theo: Your mom is a coward who abandoned her home country to live an easy life in America!
- Cloud: I… I am hurt.
- Theo: I serve.
- Referee: Three extra points for Theo.
- Benjamin: Extreme table tennis. The player who comes up with the most vicious insult for his opponent receives bonus points.
- Sandra: Boys are weird.
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@Dartpaw86: So what happens if two Asians play each other?
the long lost art of insult fighting made popular in the Monkey Island™ games
“Boys are weird.” No, boys are stupid. This is the sort of thing that could so easily turn to bullying. Insulting somebody’s appeal to the other gender, insulting somebody’s mother—forget hitting the ping pong ball, hurl the ping pong paddle at the other boy’s head and hope to leave a dent, better yet crack the skull and catch meningitis!
@ Nyerguds:
– Your arms are no bigger than fleas that I’ve met.
– Oh, that’s why you’re scratching, I’d go see a vet.
XD
Am I the only one who immediately thought of Monkey Island after reading this strip?
Insult sports ftw!
Cddmanful wrote:
Hm hm. And what would that be, pray tell ?
@ Alexander B:
Indeed. *like a sir*
Dartpaw86 wrote:
Since he’s half-Asian himself, he probably thought he could take him.
Cloud looks EPIC in the first panel. X3333
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART…..
That was an ice cold low blow there and inappropriate even if he was just playing around
Extreme Table Tennis: No one comes out with their self-esteem intact.
Also no guarantee that there will not be any near-future depression phases either.
*Hums the FFVII boss music*
@ Renia:
This is an adaptation of a game the boys observed girls playing with their so-called “best friends” whenever that friend is not physically present. They just added Ping-Pong to it.
in the phil we have “fliptop” … it’s more degenerate than this.. *RESEARCH AT YOU’RE OWN RISK YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!*
That’s a horrid thing to say. 🙁
Poor Cloud.
OOOHHH SNAP SON!
Theo you’re a Stone Cold Savage!
Monkey Island!
You gotta be faster, cloud.
“You would pee your pants before saying that if she was here right now.”