[0396] Cloud Has Problems
└ posted on Monday, 23 July 2012, by Novil
- Larisa: It’s not as bad as it seems, Cloud. Just imagine your “problem” could have been so tiny that we wouldn’t even have noticed it!
- Sandra: And I’m sure it’s getting smaller by the second!
- Larisa: After all, it’s a completely natural bodily reaction that no one has to be ashamed of.
- Sandra: Except when it happens in public, and right in front of your own girlfriend!
- Cloud: Where’s a tantō knife to commit seppuku when you need one?
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![[0396] Cloud Has Problems](/comics/2012-07-23-0396-cloud-has-problems.png "[0396] Cloud Has Problems")
Well, from the second panel, we can see Sandra isn’t exactly offended by this… 😀
This is what I call the school of….. HARD knocks….. Get it?……. But seriously, I feel for ya Cloud!
Seriously stop this damned torment… I can´t wait till thursady for another part…
And well send someone to help him… preferably someone capable of beeing actualy helpful… (at the moment from avaible characters that is either Woo or Landon)
And the torment begin, and we will get a great laugh out of this! XD
On the bright side, it’s done by two cute girls in their bikini. Also they said that his “lil Bro” is not tiny means your future is quite bright Cloud 😉
Note: I bet that Dizzy guy will start posting about how he think that all women in the world are evil and want to torment him forever.
Well, it could be equalled by any of the girls getting their period in that moment.
Someone needs to save Cloud from all this torment… Where are the men?!
Aww, that’s cruel and unusual punishment
@ Andy:
Sandra´s dad is probably playing computer games, Larisa´s dad is likely painting, Cloud´s dad is not likely to be any help at all…
Woo is god knows where (plus only sandra knows he can talk) And Landon does not seem to be present…
So Cloud can only hope reinforcements come from hyperspace like his mother…
Why would Cloud want to commit seppuku?
Because he can’t stomach it anymore.
Petah-Petah wrote:
Gems like this are the reason there is still a comment section.
@ Petah-Petah:
Nah, if it really came to that, he wouldn’t have the guts to do it.
Well Sandra, you shouldn’t make so much fun of him… Your procreation with him is going to depend on that 😀
@ Paeris Kiran:
You sure? I doubt Ye Thuza would be a great support for Cloud… she’d probably join with the girls and throw a “Cloud-has-become-an-adult-Party” ^^”
Dang. At least his didn’t explode. 😉
Cloud i am disappointed in you, Have you already forgotten your training? You must bare this torture and face it like a boss it is for the sake of your future- No its for the worlds future.
Long story short, seppuku is a fairly involved ritual, requiring an appointed time, a proper venue, proper dress (i.e. all white, no swimming trunks), rice wine, a drinking cup, a traditional poem (which he must compose himself), a table, the aforementioned kozuka (disembowelling blade, though he’d probably want to use a wakizashi sword rather than a bog standard tanto dagger), a menial assistant to handle the tableware, and a special assistant called a kaishkunin who will finish him off in the traditional manner with a precise cut to the neck with a katana. Well, he hasn’t got any of this set up, and it won’t really help him in his predicament. However, in cases where warriors on the battlefield are feeling the pressure of possible capture (or visible boners) they are allowed to improvise. Cloud could still just go for a swim – a very long, one-way swim.
– Cloud! Come baaack! Pleeeeeze!
– We’re sorrry! *sob*
Yes, he’d also have plenty of time to rethink or back out that way. Not to mention milking the situation to get back at his tormentors. Oh yes.
@ Paeris Kiran:
His Mom did come but made things worse
If I were Cloud I’d tell Sandra in no uncertain terms that if she wants to continue BEING his girlfriend she might want to lay off the crap.
Or he could wait until they are getting sun and have the straps off to avoid tanlines and….well, anyhow I hope someone or something comes to his rescue.
@ Frostbite4.0:
And the worst part is he didn’t really do anything wrong.
@ Andy:
Agreed, a visit from “aunt flo” would pretty much shut them both up, but what are the odds of both of them having it at once?
When committing boner related seppeku… um… well… aim high!
Dig a Hole and put your head inside…maybe it will make you feel better…maybe
Seriously, why is this shit continuing?
We get it. He’s embarrassed because of his reaction. That’s all the past 3 comics have been. Do something different!
This is just cruel to Cloud.
I hope something nasty happens to the girls in payback. VERY nasty.
No worries, cloud. When you have two females talking about your Mr. Happy, even if it’s in fun, all is not lost. They could not be talking about it, which, in the long run, is far worse.
ok if that ever happened to me i would just own up to it and say ya your my girlfriend your in a bikini and so ya this is gonna happen, sorry
“Smaller by the minute”? Yikes. Yeah, Sandra needs to back off a bit, or he may never have this problem around her again!
@ George:
Misquote, should have said “Smaller by the second”. Even worse!
LOL… Such Torture!!
They really are pouring it on.
Mercy, people!!
I’m surprised he’s still there. I’d be heading home to recover from the relentless onslaught.
Granted, his mother isn’t any better but at least if he has a lock on his door, he can stay in there and never leave it until someone starts getting concerned that they went too far.
I love Sandra’s character and I love Larisa’s character and like Cloud’s, but this needs to stop, I’m out of school and I still hate it when my little guy decides to stand at attention in public, but a young guy who’s probably had little to no experience with this except for the few references, having his first one in public in a swimsuit in front of his girlfreind…this is the kind of trauma that can hurt someone. I beg you, please end this with a waking up scene and an awkward question to his father about puberty instead of more torture.
oh god poor cloud. XD i feel for him.
I know this is kind of in bad taste but is anyone kind of bothered by the…age of the joke? Like I honestly thought they were too young to be making this kind of joke. According to the cast page they’re…12. I feel like they’d be too young to be this confident in their sexuality to be making this joke even if they’ve already gone through puberty.
Yknow, when Sadra is older and more mature… I mean, when Sandra is older..
I think that Cloud should get back at Sandra in what would be the most terrible, torturous way possible given her current attire… and that’s by scooping her up, running off, and tickling her senseless!
@ Paeris Kiran:
Reinforcements are rarely a relief when they’re for the OTHER side… XD
Girls are mean, even when they’re not being evil. ^^;
Oh, the poor poor boy…
Should be like final fantasy where they just summon their weapons out of thin air that will safe the day :3
Bide your time Cloud. Your chance to get even will come in due time.
This – is – pure – evil!
Well, all we can do at this point is hope and trust that the writer knows what he’s doing and where he’s going with this story and manages to bring it to a more or less conciliatory conclusion.
He always has, until now.
Keep on surprising us, Oliver!
Come on Cloud your a ninja don’t give up! Remember their just jelious.
Petah-Petah wrote:
Tu-dum Cha!
Paeris Kiran wrote:
Ye-Thuza ? I don’t think she’d be any kind of reinforcement for her currently distressed son. ^^
@ Sambo:
Oh for the love of… She did materialize out of nowhere… I ment someone would materialize like (the process) her… but said someone would actualy be on Cloud´s side…
Granted as I said list of useful beeings is very short.
This is taking it way too far. How long will they keep bullying him? >_>
Generally, you’d rather have this kind of thing happen in front of your girlfriend at times, rather than never have it happen at all. That means you have a problem that no one wants to admit to.
Ok now its going too far, i seem him storming off in embarassment and Sandras like “You know i was just kidding….right….Cloud….:'(“
Novil, you’re trading torment for plot. This is cringeworthy; you can do better.
Have to agree, this is getting into the kind of torment that leads to stuff that makes headlines in all the wrong ways.
Least damaging would be Cloud ending up with mental traumas that would separate him from other people entirely.
The most damaging involve amok runs and with Cloud’s training that might be really bad.
And the worst part of this? Some people might get ideas from seeing these strips about bullying.
Luminosity wrote:
Well I think at the moment the about only thing Cloud could really do to stop it is standing up, lookiong at Sandra and say… “Well, that unbelievably pretty girlfriend is the sole reason it happened.”
I demand Revenge! For all humilated men in the world Cloud, take revenge!!!
No idea how though, maybe see them naked?