[0426] Larisa Has Learned A Lesson
└ posted on Monday, 5 November 2012, by Novil
- School psychologist: … and for all these reasons, it is absolutely not okay to dress up as a dangerous pedophile for Halloween rather than as a harmless pirate or ninja.
- Larisa: If you say so.
- School psychologist: So do you understand that pedophilia is a way too serious topic to make fun of it?
- Larisa: Yeah, I’ve learned my lesson.
- School psychologist: Which is?
- Larisa: Only take candy from a stranger if he’s really hot.
It is too soon to dress up as a loose satire of a modern rapist or murderer.
It is however fine to dress up as a loose satire of a rapist or murderer from a few centuries ago. They’re harmless on account of being from history.
Wait, how are ninjas or pirates any better? Aren’t they usually murderers?
Fierbird wrote:
They’re from history. See my previous comment.
OK, who is she to say that any subject is too serious to make fun of? Bah. Just another example of the modern “feel-good” culture, where how something feels is more important than the actual facts of the matter.
Forget the waiting – I’ll go ahead and propose now, and find the state with the lowest age of marrying consent.
See looks so remorseful in panel, three, then the truth is revealed in panel four…
WolfieCat wrote:
I’m a pirate and I’m pretty harmless…of course I primarily pirate VHS tapes. 😉
I don’t know any ninjas….
@ alicemacher:
Flan Kit-Kats? Those exist?
See, I get around this by simply going to Halloween parties in normal-looking clothes, due to the fact that my usual attire is pretty abnormal. When people act confused and ask me why I didn’t come in a costume, I smile, shake my head and reply:
“I’m dressed as a serial killer; we look just like everybody else.”
that is a very flawless logic
Dorje Sylas wrote:
For a moment there, I was thinking Mary Phagan was engaged in faginy.
@ cerement:
True dat.