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![[0440] Important Lesson](/comics/2012-12-24-0440-important-lesson.png "[0440] Important Lesson")
Something gory just right for Christmas. 😉 I love Woo in the 4th panel.
- Woo: Today we learn yet another important lesson, kids.
- Gray squirrel: Hate the sin, but don’t devour the sinner?
- Woo: No…
- Woo: … It’s more blessed to give than to take away.
- Rocky: May I lick the brain box clean, daddy?
- Shadow: Sure, my little rascal.
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Woah, did we just witness an animal murdering another animal, like what actually happens in nature!? MY GOD!
Ladies and gentlemen, the . . . food chain?
Wait, raccoon gives to fox? Is that how it’s supposed to work?
*checks reference book*
Ah! Odd Friendship Exception Clause, carry on.
danm36 wrote:
OH THE HUMANITY!
…wait.
And everyone lived happily ever after… XD
In human society jerks and douches usually got away with their actions. But in animal kingdom they are devoured straight away!
Daniel wrote:
No, Sir, I don’t think so.
What, no gift wrapping?
Petah-Petah wrote:
At least some kind of wrapping.
This is REALLY dark….
I LOVE IT!
That’s hilarious.
@ blahmoomoo: how about oh the huge manatee
Echo: And today I learned an important lesson: it is more filling to give a scrawny red squirrel another chance, and receive a much meatier grey squirrel in return. (rubs belly) *burp* (claps hand over mouth, blushes)
All dissolve into laughter and merriment. Track camera slowly up and back, panning down to keep centred on group. Christmassy music finish, sleigh bells etc. Fade in caption: director credit. Cut to main credits.
>:=)> —-==== And a very Merry Christmas to you all! ====—- <(=:<
Remember, keep Woo on your good side.
R.I.P. Douchebag squirrel
Always remember the basic laws of nature:
* Waste not, want not.
* The enemy of my friend is my friend’s friend’s dinner.
* It’s not survival of the fittest, but survival of the good enough– to have Woo on their side.
I guess having predatory friends has it’s advantages.
@ Novil:
The meat is the gift. The fur and skin is the wrapping. elol!!@ Petah-Petah:
Yay for HARD VORE there!!
Don’t know what’s up with Woo’s elbows, but in the final panel? I swear that’s the first time i see a Raccoon use his fur to look like a robe. X3
@ GameCobra:
Woo is just playing the animal kingdom version of The Ghost of Christmas Present.
Oh, dear me. Never go for the upper portions of the body! The best meat on any Christmas dinner is lower down, usually near the legs.
Panel 3: Woo has never looked this scary
Now that was funny! 🙂
Merry Christmas, Everyone!!!
The solution to the issue of bullying presents itself. Ok, I guess maybe most of us don’t know anyone interested in eating bullies… but the idea might put a damper on it!
When I learned it was a grey squirrel, I was infinitely more amused.
Nothin’ says lovin’ like Brain Pan in the oven!
@ danm36: No, we did not witness.
Hmm, the political implications of the stories “moral” wins my approval.
I swear this comic is the only one in which characters pose like Woo is in the last panel. XD
“Can I eat the eyeballs mommy?” “NO THOSE ARE MINE YOU CAN’T HAVE THEM!! I mean, uh, you can have ONE.”
I think I hear someone singing “Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire”. 🙂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrO42SnYAvs
It would seem that Woo is the local volunteer for ‘Meals on Paws’.
@ Frank:
Darth Procyon – the most powerful Sith in the forest!
MERRRY CHIRSTMAS. You Finally get squirrel!
@ GameCobra:
I think thats just showing movement as he raises his arms 😛
I like how the marks from the grey squirrel’s bites are visible in the penultimate panel.
@ Iron Ed:
Hey, it’s you! What a fruitful sighting!
WOO! Its Christmas Eve, at least do a knot that resembles a wrapping bow. Whatever, enjoy the feast :3
Reality Ensues is one Trope that pops into my mind reading this comic.
And yet.the natural Predator eats Prey situation is always forbidden when a wolf is involved.
but still, a funny comic.
“May I lick the brain box clean, daddy?” is such a cute line.
i thought the quote was: “hate the sin, but don’t ate the sinner”
@ Petah-Petah:
Of course it was wrapped, with garnish too, or is that stuffing?
*blanch* I guess when friends can turn into food in a bad winter jerks are first on the menu.Still…gahahah.
@ Strife:
Actually, it’s a chipmunk.
Well that character was…
*puts on a second pair of shades*
Short lived. -Shades
Ohmygosh… They actually kill animals in this comic?
Love it BTW… My first post!
Omg, this is so twisted, I am squirming, no other ones 439 strips a go has made me feel so uncomfortable, but it is still a favorite.
I really, really like both the first and third panels. The third in particular could quite easily be a T-shirt. (And honestly, it’s a moment like this that I don’t think color could make better; that panel is awesome as-is.)
@ danm36:
But the thing is is that, unlike in nature, these animals are clearly conscious and have human-level intellect. Ethically, this is equivalent to a human murdering then eating another human.
Oh boy! I really get half amused half upset when people go to watch predators and get upset when they they get their meal. Like orcas after a seal. They came to watch orcas and get disturbed when they start chasing a seal. Or out on safari to see lions, when the lions kill a giraffe they get upset, “It’s horrible”.
What they want the predators to starve?