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![[0564] Seeoahtlahmakaskay’s Blessing](/comics/2014-03-17-0564-seeoahtlahmakaskays-blessing.png "[0564] Seeoahtlahmakaskay’s Blessing")
- Seeoahtlahmakaskay: To celebrate the unbelievable achievement of this climbing artist, my servants will now serve up a feast like you’ve never seen before!
- Seeoahtlahmakaskay: And all kits conceived today shall receive my special blessing!
- Raccoon: But it isn’t mating season!
- Seeoahtlahmakaskay: Now it is.
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😀 😀 😀
And in the background, a hidden CD player had Barry White’s greatest hits on shuffle.
*que 70’s porno music*
Racoon Population EXPLOSION!
Those kits are going to NEED a goddess’ blessing. Born out of season, they’re much more likely to die.
AHA! Now I know who the eagle reminds me of! Panel 1 here especially with the hunch. It’s the Simpsons Mr. Burns.
…So who won the race?
Also, this may foreshadow that Woo and Lily have a kit…
wait, so she just shows herself in front of all those
peopleraccoons? Something tells me the VIP area is going to be quite crowded at the next eventSeomata in Oprah Winfrey style: “You get laid! You get laid! EVERYBODY GETS LAID!
Oh my. 58,612 racoons getting busy. That must be noisy.
A moment later, the Eagle joined the orgy.
Seo: “Whoops, I think my spell is a little bit too potent.”
A year later, winged raccoon!
@ TS:
Can you imagine if Sandra and her dad came to pick Woo and Lily up right now…?
“Hey Dad, look, they’re all wrestling!”
“Ummm…yes, we’ll go with that.”
“And Woo is having a tickle fight with Lily! They’re so cute…Why do all the raccoons make such loud squeaking noises, Daddy? Is it like laughing”
“You’ll know when you’re older, Sandy.”
“…WAIT A MINUTE FULL OF JOKES ABOUT CHOPPING OFF FEET WITH AN AXE! I JUST REALIZED THEY’RE BANGING!”
“Yes, so let’s grab Woo and Lily and get out of here…Hold on, WHAT DID YOU F#CKING SAY JUST NOW!?”
“I said…Cloud is cute?”
“BEDTIME.”
“We’re in the car, Daddy.”
It will be interesting if in the heat of the moment Butterfly will join Woo and Lilly and things will get awkward a year (or months) later.
@ TS:
Imagine Sandra stumble on the orgy scene. I don’t know what will happened to her psyche.
Orgy jokes aside, is that Blacky in the bottom right corner of the second panel?
Oh my gosh! Woo and Lily’s child is gonna get a blessing from the goddess! (to lazy to write out the full name) For all we know, their kit just might lead the raccoons into an age of prosperity like how the goddess said (or at least be an awesome character in panels to come. Maybe, it gets time travelling powers and it appears to Woo and Lily in a future panel.)
Let’s hope Sandra and Cloud don’t show up, then…
Hahaha! Oh man! Seeoahtlahmakaskay knows how to throw a party!
I have two questions…
1: who won that race??
2: Why does the eagle look like its plotting something…?
Amazing, as always. Love your work, guys!
If Sandra were to stumble upon this scene, I imagine following would happen:
1) She would know exactly what the raccoons are doing.
2) She would go all “What the…!?” but it would have no effect on her psyche.
There’s no reason she would be ignorant of what mating is or that her psyche would be adversely affected.
COME ON EVERYBODY! LETS GET IT ON!
Did the one raccoon that ceo@lama-cascade really wanted t o mate just quietly slip awayx?
Now that is an awesome God!
“It’s not mating season!” *Clicks fingers* “It is now!” *all raccoons get laid*
I think that “kit” should be a “kid” 🙂
Why do I have the feeling Butterfly gonna find a mate all of the sudden in this “out-of-nowhere-by-godly-order-mating-season”? XD
Well planned, pervy raccon goddess, well planned. XD
@ MawileCeyvis:
“Cloud is cute,” would be the absolute worst thing she could plausibly say in that situation.
Man, i wouldn’t want to the wildlife photographer who comes across this
“50,000 strong raccoon orgy……”
I feel bad for Sandra when she comes to pick Woo up. All of a sudden seeing racoons humping on each other….
Yikes…
Dat Seeoahtlahmakaskay’s pervert grin tho 😀
I love how she’s just like “Oh it’s not huh? well let me see about that.”
50K mating raccoons. Looks like a raccoon woodstock.
Kits not kit for the results of the mating.
Which will be so epic as to be remembered forever.
I’d like to take this moment to thank the camera workers. Seriously, thank you for those safe camera angles, I could’ve gotten in serious trouble at work at the town library otherwise. In all seriousness though, thank you for an amazing comic as well. I’ve quite enjoyed this arch so far. Keep up the amazing work.
All the female raccoons are suddenly in heat and Butterfly is on an all but unclimbeable peak…with a male (we think) eagle. Either her assistant will be supremely motivated to climb up to her (likely), or some eagle-raccoon hjinks may happen, or I suppose the most likely outcome is her having the eagle fly her back down to her assistants. The eagle-raccoon hijinks idea amuses me but I am as perverted as her goddess.
Everything I was going to say has already been said.
AmbiValent wrote:
That is by far the best fan-spelling of her name I’ve seen yet. For what it’s worth (i.e. approximately zero) I officially endorse that one.
@ Landbark:
They still have free will, it’s just that the females are now in season, with many of them taking advantage of this opportunity to snag a blessing for their kits.
@ Landbark:
Something tells me they don’t mind.
@ AmbiValent:
that is an excellent ‘decryption’ of the goddess’ name. Thank you very much for it.
I am reading a webcomic that contains a racoon mass orgy.
That is something I never thought would happen.
I’m sure the eagle is aware of the dangers of having kits out of season; this will likely benefit himself and his I’m sure. More raccoons=more prey=more surviving eagle chicks.
i’m guessing the dirtier shots were sold to animal planet 😉
Uuuuuuh what!!!!???
Seekay you sick being. I’m pretty sure she has no problem getting a boyfriend.
@ abowden:
Or that one sax solo if you know what I’m talking about please give me the name of it thanks.
Ooooooh now I get the little editors note. U pervs! Bet u still got the nsfw footage somewhere in a drawer.
Man why can’t our God be like that.
@ Ray: Gee, that’s awful… almost makes you think they might need to set up some kind of infrastructure to mitigate the situation…
Switch Master wrote:
I hope you’re not referring to a certain someone who ‘tooted his own horn’ to get into the oval office.
Not pictured: the sound of 50,000 raccoons having spontaneous sex.
Also not pictured: the 10,000 male raccoons fawning over Butterfly’s hot raccoon celebrity body as their wives slap them in the face and attempt to join in the spontaneous mating season.
And somewhere out of hearing range of Seeoahtlahmakaskay’s voice: Hundreds of raccoon couples wondering why they are suddenly feeling turned on.
Somewhere in town: Sandra wondering why there is suddenly a massive raccoon smell coming from the forest.
I suddenly find myself wondering if Seeoatlahmakaskay has ever had sex before. :\ And the same kinda goes for Butterfly who, deep down, is probably feeling very nervous at suddenly being in heat in front of a massive audience of raccoons all having sex…