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![[0582] Ukraine Is Game To Larisa](/comics/2014-05-19-0582-ukraine-is-game-to-larisa.png "[0582] Ukraine Is Game To Larisa")
Seinfeld: Ukraine is game to you!?
- Larisa: Landon, the next time you visit me, we’ll play a nice game of Risk, … with house rules!
- Landon: With house rules?
- Larisa: For each round in which you don’t control the Ukraine, you have to take off one piece of clothing!
- Landon: Larisa… my parents!
- Larisa: You want your parents to join our game? Kinky!!
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I love how Harriet is crossing herself in the last panel. “Dear God, please my son to break up with this seductress!”
Larissa, I don’t think that’s what Sandra meant when she said ‘Don’t be yourself!”
You keep this up and things are not going to go well for you and Landon.
Not preaching; just saying.
@ Scrutinizer:
Heh, I thought she was trying to put something in her mouth, but was missing because she was so shocked! And besides, who doesn’t like a honest game of nude RIsk?
The one thing better than the strip version of a game is the normal version where you start naked.
Well….THAT went south fast.
Surely Landon´s mother thinks now, that Larisa must be the Antichrist, sent from hell to prepare the Apokalypse. And now the ultimate evil being is sitting in front of her, talking casually about the house rules for Risk …
😉 😉 😉
Off to a great start there Larisa!
Well…at least she won’t ruin their relationship like Sandra by playing a cataclysmic game of Monopoly…
Kudos to Larissa, for making it all the way to dinner without letting her inner self out to play!
I thought it would be bad, but not THIS bad… if only she followed Sandra’s good advice.
unless Larisa can talk very fast an very persuasively, she just might have new ex-boyfriend. 🙁
It seems that Landon’s parents are not amused. 🙂
So no turning back now.
Keep going Larisa.
i think she try a variant of “the secret to an easy life”
(0294-homecoming-ii)
Thanks for the big smile and laugh!
love the expressions
I think they like her! 😀
Chart o’ thoughts
Larisa: Ahhh YEEEAH
Landon: Oh, ****
Landon’s Mom: DEMON SPAWN
Landon’s Dad: I have no clue what’s going on so I’m going to mimic the look of outrage on my wife’s face
STOP RIGHT THERE, LARISA! Trying to get your boyfriend’s parents out of the way by causing heart attacks is just wrong… not to mention futile! He’ll just end up in the care of the State, and then where will you be?
Larisa: Well OBVIOUSLY… that isn’t the whole of the plan! Next we replace them with animatronic replicas, I set a small fire across town as an alibi, we fake Landon’s death, I infect the local police chief with rabies-
Actually, Larisa, that’s even worse. Larisa? Are you even listening to, well, anyone? Hello? Oh… she’s got a flip-chart out now… hooo boy, that is one nasty-looking flip-chart…
Larisa: -and then before the riots are quelled and the economy recovers, I will get Landon to my secret lair where Cloud will be waiting for us, and by the time Sandra makes it back from Yakutsk, she’ll probably have come to accept the situation anyway, and in any case, when I generously offer her a time-sharing deal on Cloud, that’ll make everything right and fair! Got it, Goat?!
Ivan: And it’s certainly better than pandering to their sensibilities with biblical scenes in the style of Thomas Kinkaid! *huffs* :-p
>:=)>
Ah Larissa, you never forget to set fire to the path you come across. For that I salute you 😀
Oh my lord! You didn’t even try. I mean, you did try, but you went the other way. Larisa is too bold.
Larisa, when Sandra said, “Don’t be yourself,” this was what she was talking about.
Haha, Larissa’s complete lack of typical sensibilities is so endearing 🙂
Unlike the gas line joke, I think this one we all get.
I come from Ukraine! Ukraine is not weak!
The look on Landon’s parents’ faces… XD Also I love how Landon’s mom is crossing herself.
“Occupy Ukraine”: Is it a political movement, or a sex position? What will Landon choose? ;p
Can someone explain to me why these two started dating in the first place?
@ GoogerGeiger:
Landon helped her pass a math test, he honestly did so out of a sincere desire to help, and since he was the only one who’d been there for Larissa when she really needed someone, she took it from there. Personally I think the pairing works, in an it-shouldn’t-but-it-does-way. Larissa provides Landon with joy, excitement, confusion, an adventurous spirit, and Landon provides Larissa with honesty, sincerity, stability. He’s the bedrock, she’s the living earth. He is the sky, she is the lightning.
This is one risk filled conversation. yep. bad joke. you could say it was risque in nature
@ GoogerGeiger:
Landon kindly offered to help Larisa study when no one else was available and when she got a high score on the test, she broke up with her boyfriend Justin (offscreen) who wasn’t there when she needed him, and started to date Landon. Larisa kind of forced it on him to a degree because she was hot enough to infatuate him, but despite saying she’d be able to wrap him around her little finger, she has shown nothing but affection for him and he has been kind to her, even taking Ivan’s advice on how to make her happy.
Larisa is somewhat wild in personality and Landon is somewhat passive, but that makes them a pretty cute couple.
I’m just waiting for the big twist: either Larissa reveals that she is just teasing his parents to freak them out, or the parents actually have some big sex addiction and they are freaking out because they don’t want to start showing it in public, even through simple speech. XP
Honestly, the more I see of Larisa, the more I worry about her.
So wait, does that mean Larisa’s family plays with that rule? Am I the only one who noticed this!?
so much for not being herself -_-
I think her brain’s been singed by one to many fires.
Control Ukraine?
Well off with the pants.
@ Vercalos:
Oh she’s gonna be fine. I can’t say the same for Landon and his folks though. Like I said a couple comics back. Landon is stuck with Larissa. (Unless she falls in love with Pyro from TF2) One wrong move and it’s. Landon on the grill.
Sandy, your smart, now make a clone of larisa and switch ’em! Just remember to program fake Larisa the complete opposite though…
@ AckAckAck:
I think Larrisa’s path includes a few bridges.
“Uh huh.”
“Uh huh.”
“Probably ring”
“Probably leather”
“Yes, but you can cut leather if they start to panic.”
“Uh huh”
“Uh huh”
“Girls, your moms are kinky”
Okay, it’s a paraphrase, since I don’t have the book open in front of me.
At the very least, this explains a certain shirtless horse ride.
(Fork it over, Yanukovych.)
Landon’s Dad: “My God, where was a girl like her when I was his age?”
And just like that, she bombs.
With those house rules, controlling Asia will become even harder.
What is she planing? She can NOT be doing this on purpose without some kind of goal in mind, right? Unless she wants Landon as her ex-bf now :/ ……?
Sandra, you have place a camera and mic on her to walk her through these things. XD
That won’t be fun… Guys wear, like, 3 pieces of clothing.
@ Carrot:
Just take the approach that each shoe counts as one piece of clothing, likewise each sock. Glasses count as clothing. So does a watch, if he wears one.
…Unless, of course, he wants to lose fast…
@ Subaru:
I’m with you. Larisa is obsessive but not generally stupid. The only way this will turn out badly for her is if that’s funnier than her somehow coming out on top.
Rule Of Funny, y’know. 🙂
Funny thing is that at the moment just about anyone is loosing this game.
(Or more likely noone trully wishes to control it as whole… too expensive)
Well… it isn’t like Landon needs parental approval for his relationship, no matter how young he is. =3
Russian into things are we? Very Risque.