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![[0604] Larisa Humane Society](/comics/2014-08-04-0604-larisa-humane-society.png "[0604] Larisa Humane Society")
- Larisa: I’m sorry, but I couldn’t do my math homework because I spent the whole day helping out in the orphanage.
- Larisa: Little Tim, for example, lost both his parents when he was only two! Just imagine it!
- Larisa: I was so happy to see a little smile on Tim’s face again when I played with him.
- Larisa: Those poor, poor orphans…
- Larisa: Come on, Cloud! That was at least a 5.0!
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The J.A.M. wrote:
Maybe when they are getting each other la…
Should I post this comment?…
Humor>Perversion ergo I could…
Maybe when they are getting each other laid they have the same shirts just in case they need to dress quickly… or maybe they already got each other laid and they gave each other the same shirts by mistake…
Rulle 34 at this point would be somewhat paedophilious at this point so don’t go making pictures of that…
@ The J.A.M.:
Oh man, that’s so friggin cute, and This is comming from someone who Hates “Couple things”
@ hamstap85:
I’m not. Both Larissa and her Dad made sure Landon knew that she prefers honest criticism to flattery.
However, I do think it’s pretty kewl that she’s bringing him out of his shell, He’s now part of the peanut gallery, not just an onlooker.
Cloud should recognize skill when he sees it
However perhaps he also recognizes low move, eh can understand
Most common ford engine for score
hamstap85 wrote:
Dang it, that previous post was supposed to include this quote….
Btw
Landon: Chevy, great engine
Sandra: EU motor, I think BMW? Which always means it is good
Cloud: Ford, legendary engine.
Most common is the 5.0
@ Alakaslam:
Oh!
Sandra picked the best dodge V8
Whoa
@ preadatordetector:
Um couldn’t it just be twin day? Or They just want to match? Please don’t bring rule 34 into this. It would break my heart to see such a masterpiece get shat on by some Pedoperve who has no life!!
Then as a ghost I will haunt him and possess his computer and take over the world!!!!
Whahahahahahaha!!! Rule 34 will go bankrupt, Novil will be rich, Pedobear will be jelly.
Problem Peverts?
Maybe you could have gotten 5.0 if you had went with something original, I mean little Tim come on.
Hey Larisa!
0.0
Should have put fire some where in it. Like ” I managed to save Tim in a fire but sacrificed my backpack in order to put out a flame that blocked the door”
Also should have used magnets (two positive ones) to push the teacher away to avoid the conversation in total.
Then. Your teacher will be jelly. Homework will go bankrupt, and Tim will grow up to has infinite moneyz. Also Sandy and Cloud will be jelly.
U mad school system?
@ preadatordetector:
Nah, they’re just rating her performance.
D-Rock wrote:
I don’t think that this will be the last we see of Cambridge.
*Meanwhile in Saudi Arabia*
Cambridge: “And this is why women are inferior to men”
Little girl: “But-but-but – I don’t wanna be inferior”
-> Or did you honestly think that Cambridge wouldn’t be able to, ahem, ‘adapt’ her worldview to the ‘circumstances’? 😛
The J.A.M. wrote:
nope look at the sleeves
Larissa……
The East German Judge gave you his score……”ZERO”
Sorry, but any story Larissa gives which does not have a towering inferno or at least some fire in them can’t possibly be true.
Where are the new uniforms?
Great job, Cloud! You successfully distracted her from the fact that Landon gave her less than 6.0
Where is Sandra’s right arm going? Looks to me like it’s going towards Landon’s ass area…
@ The J.A.M.:
Similar, maybe, but they could be differently coloured.
A better excuse: “Terrorists stole my calculator.”
@ Troll Science Man:
I tried to fend off rule 34, man… Read a little harder.
edmantgoog wrote:
Sandra was wearing another shirt underneath, but that proof can go against the hypothesis I made earlier…
I guess that there is always room for argument in the subtle world we live in today…
@ Jeremy:
I would doubt it, though…
Robin_WH wrote:
It’s probably scores out of 6 for presentation, like in figure skating.
Or it could be scores out of 100, for originality, in which case none of them think much of her excuse.
I wonder what happen to that overbearing Moral Police Officer Lady?
@ Leomon:
Ah shoot, I misclicked and hit the dislike button…. 🙁
@ Thor: You mean we don’t call them that.
@ Preadatordetector:
No just the word itself gets me mad! Nuungh it’s soo stupid. Do people really have that much time on their hands?
Meh. Try it again with a wistful smile at the end.
This is about figure skating
I mean skating figures
Or
Well
Both actually, and more
I saw a raccoon eating someone’s shitzu once. The carcass still had a (broken) pink collar on it once the ‘coon’ left. (I went to check to see if I could locate the owner(s) of the deceased, and break the news to ’em. tag ring was broken.)
@ Jacob:
Just realized the Email address that I used for my previous comment has been dead for three years. (completely inaccessible!)
So use this comment if you wish to reply.
She should’ve just said Zoey ate it. That would’ve got all 6s.
That’s the end of the previous arc, huh? Welp. It’s probably the right decision, long-term.
Regarding the *current* arc, invoking little Timmy never works as a ploy for sympathy, because as we all know orphans named Tim are 78% more likely to be adopted by Batman.
Something is weird with Sandra’s right arm…
The perspective on that last panel is neat! It took me a bit to get it, but for those who are struggling a bit:
It looks like Sandra sits behind Larissa and Cloud sits behind Landon. Due to the angle at which we’re viewing the scene (3/4 view?), it looks kinda like Sandra is making a grab for Landon’s butt or the back of his chair.
Tough crowd. Even her boyfriend didn’t give a very good score (assuming out of 10).
Although, we know Larissa can do better than that.
Troll Science Man wrote:
I think that time isn’t the only thing on their hands…
Okay, turn for the worse. I wonder if Sandra and Woo would be able to keep going for a long time after the solution to the cryptic scroll is revealed.
I don’t see this individual strip developing into a story arc.
Techno Gray wrote:
If you think she was touching Landon’s butt, (by perverted nature) then you should take a closer look at the desks. Sandra’s desk was behind Landon’s. (Or Larisa’s.) Her hand was on her desk.
I wonder if Larisa understands that orphanages are not a thing any more; I guess she doesn’t.
Seating in the class here:
Sandra Cloud
Larisa Landon
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Qualitative observations:
People of similar gender are seated vertically to each other.
People in romantic relationships with one another sit horizontally to each other.
People with similar public images sit diagonally to each other.
Also it appears that people with similar gender are likely best friends.
Well with Sandra and Larisa it is obvious, but there may be a chance that Cloud and Landon are good chums too…
All of this was speculation.
@ Luke:
Sure it works. But it isn’t nearly as entertaining. Let’s face it…leaving it at home would be an insult for Larisa’s “talents”. Why doesn’t she just say, “Uh…my brother ate it.”
@ Old Brit:
since it’s probably in Germany, I’m guessing this is out of 10.
Cloud is the Russian Judge.
@ Rarefoil: Wait, Larisa’s Russian too… Tough Crowd.
10/10, best excuse ever created by human beings. Larisa is a genius.
@ Paeris Kiran:
Then a guy in a robe set it on fire.
@ Robin_WH:
They are rating her BSing on a scale of 1 to 10
Cue the sad violin music in panel four.
landon is quite generous with the point to be fairly honest
@ The J.A.M.:
The J.A.M. wrote:
It’s not the same shirt. This strip is *not* that racy.