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![[0610] NSA](/comics/2014-08-25-0610-nsa.png "[0610] NSA")
- Chat: Chat with Lydia
- Lydia: 6 pm is too early for me, 7 is better.
- Steve: Then it’s settled. Friday, 7 pm, at my house.
- Lydia: Sounds great. See you then.
- Steve: Weird, I feel like I’m being watched…
- Badge: Natural Spy Agency | United States of America
- NSA agent: “… Friday, 7 pm, at my house.”
- Woo: Excellent.
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you finally did something good NSA 😀
Other NSA agents include mosquitoes as intelligence gatherers (they have rather the long memorial for agents that’re KIA), spiders as infiltrators, and rats as field agents.
I want eyes like that eagle, I ate carrots for all my life, but I just have a regular eyesight :'(
Well, this should be entertaining.
@ Eydel:
I thought that carrots would do that too, but then I found out that it was a myth invented in world war 2, they wanted to encourage the consumption of carrots because they were more readily available than other vegetables.
ALL MY LIFE I’VE BEEN LIED TO.
@ Luke:
I’ve also read some suggestions that the story was used as a diversion to the use of radar in planes in order to explain the accuracy during night raids. No idea of the origin or validity of that one though.
DAYUM nature …You Scary! X__X this isn’t gonna end well…or it will….depending on who’s side you pick…
@ TheBig1:
Found a source: http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/carrots.asp
Is the NSA eagle driven only by a sense of duty?
Eagle: Yes. Snack voles are only accepted as a complimentary courtesy.
Woo: And offered out of common sense!
>:=)>
Man, that eagle must have the eyes of a hawk.
And then Edward SnowDog revealed the truth about NSA’s surveillance on all species and forced to flee his habitat before the NSA can swoop and eat him.
@ Eydel: That’s unfortunately a myth.
It appears woo has connections. This guy messed with the wrong fox… he didn’t even know he was messing with anyone, too.
@ Petah-Petah:
I think you’re thinking of Bravestarr
Humm…since the animals in the S+W (or as I like to think of it the Wooinverse) can talk to each other regardless of species it seems, does that mean S+W is actually set in the same reality as Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers?
And if so, can they guest star sometime??
Ah, yes. Woo is pulling off the “finger pyramid of evil contemplation”
well I guess we are stuck enduring a stupid arc, at least we aren’t stuck enduring Loli porn oh wait that has already happened.
Luke wrote:
They’re still tasty though. Any possible good they might do set aside. They were one of my favourite vegetables as a kid for their taste. Their taste and Bugs Bunny. But mainly their taste.
Still quite far up on my list of favourite veggies at age of 34.
Do they have humanoid surveillance drones?
*starts looking suspiciously at own family members*
That face Woo makes in the last panel. I can only imagine what dirty plan they have. Wonder if it involves face hugging. Or worse.
Luke wrote:
THE CARROT’S A LIE!!!!!!
I’ve been eating those ever since I was a wee lad. 🙁 🙁
Is it wrong that I heard “Excellent” in Mr. Burns voice?
Next time some one uses the ‘do you have something have to hide?’ argument about the NSA, I should just link them here.
evidently someone’s a fan of Mr. Burns, lmao
@ Malchus:
Yes they do. Technicians only need to get the shape about right, then the Hollywood makeup artists get to work.
@ AckAckAck:
Hahahaha.
@ Gamesman:
Well he’s doing the finger thing. Oh speaking of which they’re showing every Simpson episode on TV somewhere.
@ Crimsonfalke:
Lolis? Nope no Lolis here. I think this arc’s pretty cool.
@ Leomon:
It happened in the Rio movies. Also Bolt as well. Even Hero 108 does it. I guess they all have some Rosetta Stone language. But wait! Sandra can understand Woo. So can that crazy hunter dude. I kind of like it thought.
@ Switch Master:
Well, dude. Woo can speak freely with animals or with humans. Their languages here are separate.
Wow, Woo’s got connections out the arse! Evil beware, Woo’s got just about everything and everyone you fear on speed-dial!
Nobody types in chat with such perfect spelling and punctuation. NOBODY.
Now all woo is needing is a cat, a white Suit and say “Exxxxcellent” and There you go, an evil Raccoon for any good Spy movie……..yeah..sounds….”good”
@ Sambo:
Actually, I do. Yeah. I know I’m weird. :p
Clever to have an eagle do the visual spying. Their eyesight is excellent, almost like having a set of built-in binoculars. They need it to be able to spot a small rodent on the ground from hundreds of feet up in the air.
@ Lukkai:
I agree, carrots taste great 😉 so at least there’s that.
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQUIFzhmVgDna9V-SloJImCXgd2pKex_SsInLCtXpNRG_26JKp
¡Hijole vato wei!
I guess we’ll never find out what will happen, unless Woo and the eagle reminisce, because that meeting is supposed to go down on Friday, and Sandra and Woo happens only on Mondays and Thursdays… ;D
Would not be surprised at All to find out they have trained falconers (eaglers?) for this.
Some info for those who are curious about why this is a thing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM_(surveillance_program)
@ Luke:
The US government saying something gives it less credibility than it had before.
@ Leomon:
Wooinverse, that’s not bad, might need to use it sometime. If you want to stretch things a bit though, it could be that they partially exist in Looney Toon Land since Woo already ate Tweety. And we’re all very happy he did.
@ Bree:
And they’re the only government agency besides the CIA (Creature Intelligence Agency) that employs chimps instead of sloths as secretaries.
Gee, I wonder what that eagle’s name is… [checks box below comic graphic]
I still don’t know! Woohoo!
@ Eydel:
Here try this: http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Golden_Carrot
Sambo wrote:
Heh.
http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1739
Oh dear, I hope this holds no bad surprises for Lydia … who has nothing to do with anything.
Sam Huff wrote:
It was actually the Brits.
All I have to say about this strip is, Boo… I mean Boo urns.
@ John:
For some reason, you seem to be implying that they don’t usually do good.
All the dogs are NSA agents sent to win our trust, and cats are a rogue group! That’s why dogs chase cats, and cats kill rodents!
So the government has a branch of animal spy’s ? Awesome.
@ Eydel:
You have to put the carrots into your eyes for it to work
@ newllend(vain):
Looks to me like the government knows the one thing about Wooniverse animals Sandra hasn’t even openly disclosed because she lives with Woo: they can speak English when taught! Animal rights seem to be held in pretty high regard here.
In all seriousness… Animals have been employed by the secret agencies of the world for quite some time now; most of those stories come from the Cold War, though, and I doubt that holds true in the era of electronic intelligence we live in now.