[0626] The West Identity: Episode 1, Page 4
└ posted on Monday, 20 October 2014, by Novil
- Williams Cloud: Don’t try to deny it, Sandrine! We have numerous documents that portray your progression from simple stooge to top international terrorist!
- Williams Cloud: Exactly seven years ago, you commented on your first steps as follows:
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- Dr. Larisa Kropotkin: Abominable!
- Williams Cloud: And just three years later, you wrote:
“My favorite movie is WALL-E. WALL-E is a garbage robot. He collects garbage which lies around everywhere on earth. Eve visits earth to search for plants. She is very pretty and WALL-E falls in love with her…”
- Dr. Larisa Kropotkin: Disgusting! All this blind hatred for America and our freedom!
- Williams Cloud: People have been sent to Guantanamo Bay for less!
- Sandrine West: I bet.
Now, I’m wondering whether this is like the cell phone movie or Sandra’s “Empress of Northia” stuff.
That is, are they trying to promote something or just having fun?
@ Lucario:
Also, I wonder who of the three started the idea (they probably all worked on it, but someone came up with it).
Sandra’s last line – such a burn! 😀
Took me a while to figure out what the A’s B’s and C’s meant.
I wonder if she’s genuinely getting annoyed at their antics, or if she’s just playing her part.
Personally, I’d want them to get to their point already – they’ve set up the joke, time for the punchline.
I’m appalled, Williams Cloud!!!!! It was at the end of that very movie that your alter ego, Cloud Williams, and Sandrine West’s alter ego, Sandra North, ALMOST HAD YOU VERY FIRST KISS!!!!!
“Go, Cloud, go!” :p
“People have been sent to Guantanamo Bay for less!”
They’re technically right about that :p
@ aerion111
Punching them out sounds like a good punchline at this point.
So you’ve watched Faux News?
How old is Sandra?
I am liking Cloud and Larissa’s lines in this one. 🙂 The “A,B,Cs” from sever years ago are also funny. So that would make them all around thirteen years old now?
Most likely true too.
*Sneezed at x political figure. We’ll say Putin for reference.
*Sent to Guantanamo Bay.
*Doomed to listen to ‘Down by the bay…’ until stabbing out of ears occurs.
Not sure if they have completely lost every bit of sense in their skull, lack oxygen in the brain,or are actually on to something.
I hope the real deal CIA isn’t like this. Or America is screwed. Or is it?
Cloud, are you constipated in the third panel?
Your trying waaay to hard dude. Just stop. Shtap!
@ Switch Master:
Have you seen the idiots running the current administration and the Senate? None of them have any clue about reality, economics, or how to handle an outbreak of a very contagious and deadly disease.
Er last panel . Sorry for spam. My bad.
Sandra’s acting in panel three looks way too good. She’s probably not happy with having her school work read out loud like that.
It’s not the buffoonery that we know about that scares me… it’s the Baffoonery we DON’T know about that scares me. A LOT!
Imagine what will happen when they see the list of webcomics she follows!
mechwarrior wrote:
Can it be?
(Oh yeah mechwarrior is common)
Well there it is
Nonetheless if you are of Smashboards
mechwarrior wrote:
What? She reads both “Sandra and Woo” AND “GAIA”? That’s certainly subversive, and you don’t even have to stretch it!!! Wait, what’s this…. Neko the Kitty??? That may not be subversive, Sandra, but for shame, for shaaaaaaame……
I did it! I’ve finished reading the hole thing! Wait, there is like a void of purpose now… oh shit it’s 7 am
I’m probably missing a hidden joke in between those lines…
I… am very confused 0o’
@ Switch Master:
There’s a reason CIA is held to stand for Clowns In Action. And yes, America is screwed. Thanks to the TeaBaggers and the Republicans, who love America so much they’re strangling it to death. “If I can’t have you nobody will!”
@ Woober:
@ Kittamaru:
My take is she has learned her ABC’s and only a few year later was writing opinions on things. She’s becoming an educated free thinker, thus on the road to being a ‘terrorist’.
@ demarion:
Ah, everything is the Republican’s fault. It’s all so clear to me now, thank you.
GnarlyDoug wrote:
The blame for things going wrong obviously is to fall on many different shoulders of varying political views. It’s just that over the last few years, parts of the Republicans worked hard to ensure that their part is better known publicly. And truth be told: The ones with the biggest share are, currently mind you, found among the Republicans or their supporters. That may well change again in the future however and does not automatically disqualify the whole party.
(Although I sometimes wished, not only with U.S.-politicians, that people would put their own thinking first and mindlessly following party policy second more often. It would do a country good. And if the party was reasonable not even cost them its support.)
Wow! I just came back from school and already people left tons of comments!
Can’t stop laughing, I love Cloud’s face in all four panels. Especially the last one.
This arc is too funny!
demarion wrote:
Well in my Spanish class it stands for Chop off Identify and Add.
Ah yes republicans. What else can you say?
Funny comments.
Anyways, there may be a virus on this site. Novil, if you please?
@ Preadatordetector:
let’s hope it’s not ALOBE.EXE
Or Harriet.EXE
@ xXEMERALD_W0LFXx:
Helpful advice. New entries are posted every Monday and Thursday at 5:00pm American time. If you live in the US check in at about 5, if you don’t want your comment to be lost in the darkness, or even go to the dreaded second page.
@ demarion:
What are you complaining about? Enjoy your ‘free’ healthcare!
Publius wrote:
Ah, mandatory healthcare. The thing we’ve had for decades where I live. As do other western first-world countries, with differing systems. And which, even with all the troubles and problems in some of those systems, has mightily proven itself as being something good and sensible.
That is not to say that there aren’t arguments about what form it should take around here. But it has proven itself as a concept. And not even the hardcore “no state, all private”-wingers would want to get rid of it again nowadays.
@ Lukkai:
“It’s just that over the last few years, parts of the Republicans worked hard to ensure that their part is better known publicly. And truth be told: The ones with the biggest share are, currently mind you, found among the Republicans or their supporters.”
Perhaps, but I think it’s irrelevant on a big picture scale. The Republicans and Democrats are two heads of the same dragon. That we have only two political parties of note, one of which is rife with Fascism and the other with Socialism, is a nearly guaranteed result of the American political system and organization IMO.
Cloud should always wear that fedora. I think he looks awesome in it.
That must have been a mouthful to say.
Gosh. There are so many comments that one could vote unfavorably were that feature still available.
What does Larissa find abominable? Sandra’s cursive penmanship?
20 A’s, 20 B’s, and 20 C’s. 60 seconds for the bomb! (Counter-Strike) .-. I love this comic
Yep, they’re definitely CIA. They’re no longer pretending.
Love the last panel. It would read better if Sandra’s line was “I’ll bet.”
Gamesman wrote:
12, so that would have been her practicing her ABC’s in kindergarten, given she still has her Grade 1&2 Math Text book it doesn’t surprise me she still has her kindergarten “printing” book too 8)
roguebfl wrote:
It has been asserted time and time again that they aren’t 12 anymore.
Iron Ed wrote:
I’d say that sounds about right.
nice to read this post of yours. waiting for the new postings.
Van wrote:
Well, he wasn’t wrong…