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![[0743] Under A Killer Balloon: The Cereal Killer, Page 21](/comics/2015-12-10-0743-under-a-killer-balloon-the-cereal-killer-page-21.png "[0743] Under A Killer Balloon: The Cereal Killer, Page 21")
- Huitzilopochtli: You!
- Sandy South: Me?
- Huitzilopochtli: You offered Huitzilopochtli not only one, but three virgin sacrifices!
- Huitzilopochtli: Huitzilopochtli is very pleased by your offering, young lady!
- Sandy South: That’s… nice to hear.
- Huitzilopochtli: You must be an awe-inspiring warrior princess!
- Sandy South: Aw geez, you’re making me blush!
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Duh…
“… and therefore you receive the extraordinary honor or marrying me!”
HA! They were all virgins. Then again, it was a bit obvious all 3 were.
Poor cloud. He might have got a tiny cotestant for Sandras love here.
Sandy: “And that’s how I save our city from raisins in cereals!”
Cloud: O.o
Larissa: “You go to a volcano without me?! We’re not friends anymore!”
It’s kind of sad that Lloyd Parker died a virgin. He should have listened to all those commercials for Noory’s dating site.
If he thinks that Sandra is a mighty warrior princess, he should see Larisa!
I wonder if she could get away with saying that she’s the Empress of Northia?
You know? He will probable will offer Sandy South a wish in return of that magnificent sacrifice. She will ask to her favorite cereal to be back, but it would be better if she wished for Larissa to heal of whatever she has.
Flattery will get you everywhere! …well, it’ll get you somewhere. Not necessarily where you want to go…
Larisa: Awwww, he’s sweet! Can I borrow him?? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease…
>:=)>
I think I figured out how Sandy and Qoo get home using one of the two cars.
1 Sandra is (Most Likely) tall enough to see over the dash and reach the pedals, but doesn’t know how to drive. Woo knows how to drive. (See Comic 80, 81) But he can’t reach the pedals. That’s where Huitzilopochtli Comes in…
As a god of war, the sun and human sacrifice, she could always request that he grant his favour to Larissa (who as we all know is all for a little mayhem).
The only other area he would be likely to assist is in the defence of a mother.
At least we now know the sun will rise for another 52 years..
Note that Huitzilopochtli is notorious for doing dreadful things to people who do him favors.
And no signs of Sandra’s mental scarring are shown.
@ Seven of Spades:
Larissa has Wolframs Decease.
Well, one of them followed a violent ancient religion that nobody cares about or believes, one of them changed the formula of the greatest cereal of all time, and one was too awesome for any girl to handle. I’m not surprised that they’re all virgins. I am, however, pretty surprised that Sandy isn’t one. She’s 12.
Leon_Skunk wrote:
It really was, wasn’t it…
But now to see what the results are going to be.
@ Pony-kur
Who says she isn’t? Remember, she never gave a complete answer when asked, only hedged by bringing up definitions.
Pony-kour wrote:
Closer to 14 by now. All of the girls are starting to develop quite noticeable breasts, so she must have been going through puberty for at least a year of comic strip time by now and probably longer than a year.
Adding to my previous comment, Sandra never said she wasn’t a virgin. She only indicated that she’d done something which might or might not count, so depending on her attitudes towards sex, she might have been talking about kissing Cloud.
Pony-kour wrote:
Who’s to say that Sandra isn’t still a virgin? Sandra was not very specific. Instead, she answered vaguely to let Mr. Axe Murderer read into it.
Remember that strip way back, when Cloud’s mother (Ye Thuza) threatened Cloud, telling him what she’ll do if he gets Sandra pregnant? Actually, it was so long ago the details are foggy. But castration comes to mind… Did she swing her sword threateningly?
@ Seven of Spades:
I was thinking the exact same thing. I really hope they take the story that way.
HaHa people are dead now.
Man, we are over the rainbow with this arc.
Qoo will now make some sort of wisecrack that will spoil everything.
Pony-kour wrote:
Who ever – commenters aside – said she ain’t a virgin? She sidestepped the question; in a situation where telling Mr. Crazy “sorry I don’t fit the job” might have been the safer answer.
Besides, I think she should be 13 by now. Landon, for example, had two birthdays since he became Larissa’s boyfriend.
Seven uf SCHpades vrote:
No, dat vould be bad schtorytellink. Novil hes schpent a long time buildink up de mystery uf Larissa’s affliction.
Ve de readers vo follows de komments now know dat she’s got Volframs syndrome. Dis hes been konfirmed by Novil in de komments, but Hy’m oncertain if de name uf her disease hes been mentioned in komic. Und vile Sundra knows, again konfirmed by Novil, most uf de odder characters hef no idea. de majority doesn’ even know dere iz hennyddink vrong vith her, und de rest tinks she’s got diabetes.
Trowink hall uf dis avay vith a hend vaff magic solution hain’t a goot idea, not even after a tree virgin sacrifice. Oh she kan ask, but den Huitzilopochtli vill hef to refuse or be schown to be onable to actually fulfill dat veesh.
Sandy, Warrior Princess? Shall I run you a bath, milady? Shall Lili and Vivi make an appearance now, since we’re deep in La-La Land anyway?
I wish there was a way for Novil to work in “And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kid and raccoon!”
@ Tarlok:
Ow! Mein Eyes!
Huitzilopochtli is quite the lady killer, isn’t he?
Plot twist!
Larisas Wolfram was explicitly mentioned in 718 (I just looked that up). But I don’t think that the Astec? god of war fire and whatnot can heal her…
RP wrote:
Dey hurt bad? Look Hy’ve got dis pig schticker so Hy kan poke dem out if hyu vant. Schould help vith de immediate pain.
She’s awfully cheerful for having just witnessed murder/three deaths.
Ok, this is unexpected! Sandra gets the credit!?
Then again, indirectly she is somehow responsible for getting those 3 morons together…
Now what does she get out of it?
Death of three men; not important.
Someone flattering me; oh, I’m blushing!
Well, maybe Sandra can as a reward wish the old cereal back.
apparently, earning the “GOD” title does not include the ability to be all-knowing.
@ mrwiggum:
You’re slamming Novil’s art here. Novil did a great job of drawing her having a very fake smile, not a real one. She is terrified and trying to not upset the horrible and evil virgin sacrificing loving Aztec god of war, not actually smiling and blushing at the compliment.
This comic is going great ^^ Strip by Strip i have no idea where it’s going, it’s always unexpecting and amusing ^^
But yeah, now i am on board with those who predict that Sandra will wish the old Formula back, und explain it to her friends with this story. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story 🙂
(Sadly, i do believe this will only be half-canon if that, and so, no cure for Larissa. Personally i think Novil would not use such a device, mostly out of respect to real people in her condition. *It made Puff, and she was well again* makes for a really bad story if you have really someone whose time is running out.)
Where did the third sacrifice come from?
@ Charles Bowditch:
1- Cereal guy, the monster that changed the cereal recipe.
2- Crazy guy, the hero that tried to stop Cereal Guy by sacrificing him to huitzi
3- Other Crazy, recruited by Qoo to stop Crazy Guy from sacrificing Sandy.
Hy hef to vonder ven Huitzilopochtli began to kare about sacrifices beink virgin or not. Hy kan’t remember dat beink an issue back in de days. He used to bade heppily in de blood uf his sacrifices. Hyung or old, man or voman, hall vere sacrifices for Huitzilopochtli. Oh he got a liddle prickly now und den, but dat vas chust about every 52 years or so. But a goot soakink in blood alvays kould get his schpirits up so he vas able to chase after his brodders again keepink de sun schinink und de schtars fleeink before him.
Ahhh! Doze vere de goot old days!
Valkeiper2012 wrote:
He is just one god of many. Not the allknowing monotheistic God.
For those speculating about a “Cure” for Larissa, I believe the Writers have already Said that they have no plans for any “Miraculous Cures” because it wouldn’t be true to the Story to give her the “Easy Out”.
So, barring any Real Life developments (Very Unlikely), Larissa will continue to suffer from Wolframs.
@ Pony-kour:
Isn’t she like, 13/14 at this point? I mean, she’s certainly… *developed* since we first seen her.
I think these comics are showing Sandra’s imagination, and that she just threw three GI Joes into a barbeque. She wanted revenge for the cereal being changed and couldn’t get it, so she’s engaged in a wish-fulfilling fantasy. The most significant consequences are likely to be a delayed dinner plus a lot of scraping of melted plastic off metal.
Poor virgins.
Poor, poor virgins.
I will die a man.
Just you see.
@ Pony-kour:
She also wasn’t sacrificed so he didn’t refer to her. Though that may mean nothing.
Normally men were sacrificed to Huitzilopotchi by having their hearts ripped out on top of the pyramid, and virginity was not a requirement.
However he did have virgin sacrifice, where definitely female virgins pretty close to Sandra’s age were sacrificed by an extraordinarily obscene procedure likely to put you off sex for life.
GnarlyDoug wrote:
Actually he’s slamming POWREE’s art. 🙂 Novil writes the stories and Powree does the arting(reeeally, reeeally well!).
So…am i the only one who finds it weird for an aztec god to speak english?