- Sandra: Wow, this burrito is massive!
- Larisa: Just right for me!
- Larisa: You guys may be descended from Adam and Eve. I am descended from the snake!
- Sandra: That explains a lot.
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[0762] Bloodline
└ posted on Thursday, 18 February 2016, by Novil
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She acts like we didn’t already know c:
If I can actually do that to a whole roast chicken… Sigh.
Uhh…
Larissssssssssssssa!
Oh now, that’s just hysterical! So, we’re on a “biting off more than you can chew” arc? I love it!
umm…good for Landon I suppose…
I’d have said she was descended from Jörmungandr, the Midgard Serpent of Norse legend. That way, she wouldn’t be in trouble if Yahweh spotted her…
Yahweh: You! You’re supposed to be cursed to crawl on your belly without limbs! Just like your accursed ancestor! If that’s how you’re going to play it, I’ll make it so that you can no longer bear the light of day instead!
Larisa: That’s fine! I prefer to work by firelight!
>:=)>
@ NobodyForever:
I don’t know that I would be that happy about that.
That certainly explains why she’s not allowed in Ireland. Or it could be because of that incident with a field of clovers in the middle of a drought…
@ 1oldbear:
Pretty sure snakes can’t chew.
@ NobodyForever:
I feel sorry for the little fella actually…then again, if he can tame her, he’ll be the manliest of men
For some reason that reminds me of Mario Bros. movie…
lewd…
I’m sure Landon’s gonna have either a good time, or a bad time. Maybe both at once.
Tbh I expected it to end off in an innuendo rather than a religion joke either way good comic keep up the good work!
@ NobodyForever:
I thought that.
Wasn’t going to there.
But I thought it nonetheless.
Reminds me a lot of Scooby Doo and Shaggy.
I dunno if Landon should be excited or terrified.
Wonder how Landon feels about this.
I want a burrito like that one. NOW.
I never knew I wanted to see the word ‘unhinge’ as a sound effect until now
As in she can unhinge her jaws? 😀
@ Eddyez:
She’s a snake, not a shrew.
The prophecy about the sons of adam and daughters of eve needs a new verse
I’d rather be descended from Lilith.
Even wasn’t the first woman. First God made Lilith from the earth the same way he made Adam. But when she was told she was to be subservent to Adam, she said “Uh-uh I’m out of here” and left Eden on her own term before original sin. So then God made Eve from from Adam’s ribs…
@ roguebfl:
Yeah, that story has always made me want to give Adam and God a slap up the side of the head . . . as for Larissa, I must respectfully disagree with Sandra. That explains EVERYTHING!
Ahhhh yes… that explains her temptation powers 😀
Just think of the huge indigestion from not chewing that!!!
Now to see if she molts and wins at hissing contests.
In other news Burrito sales increase 20%.
She even has the teeth and tongue. Then again, if she has the tongue, why does she have a nose?
I am reminded of the comic where Larisa extends her mouth over the entire town to Landon’s place to shower him in kisses; combined with this comic I think the implication is that Larisa’s mouth is a snake that has taken possession over her throat. Hopefully they live in a symbiosis.
I wonder if the authors thought kebab wrap/kebap roll/dürüm kebap first, changed the name to burrito to Americanize it.
Hahah Sandra’s face speaks without a word. 😀
@ Ketorin:
Likely! Döner kebab is like a national dish of Germany now. Long live globalization! Truth be told, I’ve been pondering whether to get a dürüm kebab since about the second panel. This strip makes hungry!
When she opened her mouth like that, it really reminded me of Piccolo from Dragonball. Her teeth also support the likeness xD
0_0; That explains SO MUCH…!
It explains *everything*!
Is it just me, or is this comic taking another turn towards the surreal?
I’m supposing Sandra has seen the mouth acrobatics Larisa can perform?
Also, don’t be that way, Larisa! It’s htter to keep the burrito in your mouth for as long as possible. That way you get the taste for much longer.
@ Knite:
She’s a snake, mate. Possibly boan descent, seeing as her instinct at seeing food was to swallow it whole. No indigestion, that’s how her body is designed.
Hawt. o3o
@ Francisco:
You know snakes have noses to right?
Sneeple! Ronaldo was right!
I like the way “burrito” in German is “burrito.”
Must be a Mission-style burrito. They’re the size of my upper arm and are delicious. Especially when made with carnitas and topped with red enchilada sauce and cheese.
Gulp! She got that trick from The Mask, right?
That’s the big secret: We’re ALL descended from the snake.
So, whose going to tell her that Woo ate grandpa back in [0017]?
@ Lord Circe:
Sorry, *who is
Coolclaytony wrote:
Only to breathe with. The reason our noses are so large is because they house scent receptors as well as act as a breathing orifice. A snake smells by sticking out its tongue and catching chemicals in the air. It then moves the tongue to the top of the mouth to transfer the chemicals to sensors there. The reason why a snake’s tongue is forked is so that it can tell which side of the tongue the concentration of chemical is highest.