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![[0779] Coming Out Of The Closet](/comics/2016-04-21-0779-coming-out-of-the-closet.png "[0779] Coming Out Of The Closet")
Poor Sully.
- Yuna: Daddy, there was a monster in my closet.
- David: Yuna, you– Wait,… there “was” one?
- Yuna: Yes. When it attacked, I chopped off one of its arms and then it fled. It looked s-u-p-e-r-d-u-p-e-r angry.
- Yuna: Just wanted to warn you in case it shows up again…
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After you damage it, use a Pokeball! 😉
If the blood on that Katana is from a monster, that’s scary.
If it’s not, that’s even scarier.
I’m kind of wondering what color the blood on the sword is, And what a monster arm looks like.
Woah, most of the times the children are scared, and the parents aren’t
I like the joke 😀
Anyone else reminded of the bit from Gaia recently? The closet reminds me of it, for some reason.
Adorable + vicious = Yuna
Now I’m picturing the Boogieman from Real Ghostbusters trying that with Yuna.
She ain’t afraid of no ghost!
Sully stumbled back through the door, desperately trying to stop the blood loss. The entire scare floor could only stare in shock at the furry appendage on the ground beside him. Mike quickly began first kraid, but Sully was fading fast. His last words before losing consciousness were, “Wow… do not go in there.”
Hey, why is Yuna allowed to have a katana?
Well at least the closet is well-guarded. Just prop that monster arm up and anything else will think twice of using it as a portal!
What next? Randall Boggs from Monsters Inc discovers that his camouflage ability is ineffective against her infrared goggles? Fungus the Bogeyman is forced to autograph Yuna’s copy of Fungus the Bogeyman at dagger point? The monster under the bed realises that she’s booby trapped the space under her bed with claymore mines?
Anyway, Richard has no need to be worried.
Monster: *sneaks out of wardrobe with vile intent*
Ye Thuza: *cuts its other arm off with kukri knife* *wipes blade on pillow* *mutters something inaudible in Burmese* *turns over and goes back to sleep*
>:=)>
@ BarGamer:
dude it isn’t a pokemon
@ Pony-kour:
Allowed? Ye Thuza probably requires her to have it.
Adorabolical much?
As long as she doesn’t follow the monster to its lair, kill it, and leave the body for its mother to find, they should be OK.
If she does, there may be another scuffle.
“When I found my wine was spiked, it was far too late to aid him
Though there wasn’t much I liked I was often glad I made him
So I must avenge him now, what’s a mom to do?
If he was yours anyhow, I’ll bet that you would too”
https://www.flashlyrics.com/lyrics/leslie-fish/grendel-01
@ Pony-kour:
Allowed? I don’t think there is much choice in the matter. What are YOU going to take it away from her? Lol
Man oh man, I really hope that it isn’t Sully that came through the door, but perhaps Randal or Waternoose. Sully really doesn’t deserve to have his arm cut off, especially after becoming wiser after Monsters University.
Doesn’t sound like the Monsters from that universe though, Yuna mentioned that it looked angry after its arm was cut off, whereas the Monsters ironically are actually scared to death of children.
Like the reverse scenario where the kid is fearless of monsters from closet but the father isn’t. I wonder why he is so worried though, considering he sleeps with Ye Thuza. Unless for some reason, Ye Thuza isn’t around for that night, either a girls night out or business trip.
Anyone remember if Ye Thuza has a job, or is a housewife?
Come on Yuna… Maybe he just wanted to make you laugh? Did you not watch Monsters Inc. at all?
I guess Ye Thuza must be out of town on business or something. Otherwise no reason for David to be concerned.
@ Nonferrous:
Ye Thuza is teaching her way too fast!
It’s the giant wolf monster from Viviana’s dream!!!
@ Andy Wong:
Housewife. According to this strip, being happy in that job was outlawed, but she’s always been a rebel. ^_^
@ Greenwood Goat:
Actually the tags say it’s David, not Richard.
Foradain wrote:
Thanks mate. Can’t believe I forgot that awesome strip.
Yeah, Ye Thuza must be outta town for David to be so scared.
I’m with Dad on this one…
“Yuna, do you mind if I sleep in your room? I want to make sure you are safe from that monster, not that I am scared of it ir anything…”
Monsters are afraid that Yuna is under their beds
I feel sorry for David, because he’s the only one in his family that isn’t a badass ninja in some way.
Take heart David: with only 1 arm it has -4 to attack rolls.
Was Wondering where that wolf went. (Gaia Nov 3-17)
A disarming payback for certain.
David’s POV: Well… I’m not going to sleep any time soon
Is that you as dads name? I forgot 😐
When monsters want to scare each other, they tell Yuna stories.
I’m sure the monsters are more afraid of her than he is of them
@ Pony-kour:
Its only dangerous to hand a weapon to a anyone including a child if they dont know how to use it properly and the consequences of using it and the fact that it is a weapon not a toy.
Pony-kour wrote:
Allowed? I don’t know about you but I think a katana is way less dangerous than a lot of her inventions. So what would you prefer she reach for when something happens, a katana or one of her special inventions?
The dangers of being a (relatively) normal person in a family of badasses lol
So, is he scared of a monster popping out of the closet, or from Yuna popping out of the closet with a katana?
Also, is he not sleeping in the same room with Ye Thuza anyway?
@ Pony-kour:
This is hilarious!!
What I would do
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1a/bf/c8/1abfc8aa71d84ef1b7321215ef44b7e9.jpg
Just one of life’s… random encounters.
Now she’s off to clean that sword before it rusts, presumably.
Bah, children are notorious for not realizing they’re exaggerating. I bet she didn’t even reach the monster’s bones
Bad little girl! BAD!
You wounded a monster, but didn’t follow and finish it?
What did your mother teach you? What did Machiavelli teach you? “So any injury … should be of such a kind that there is no fear of revenge.”
BAD!!!
I feel so sorry for this guy sometimes. His son seems to be the only other normal person he knows!
Ladybug wrote:
Define ‘normal’…
I see Yuna’s been spending some time with that Warrior dressphere. {ba-dum-tsh}
Mechwarrior wrote:
Pretty sure that they also tell stories about Ruth
What exactly is he so frightened of? All he has to do is look over at the closet and say “Before you try anything, remember this; my little girl isn’t as deadly as her mother, and I share a bed every night with that woman!”
This is one of the funniest strips I’ve seen in a while. Thanks Novil.
Not sure what to do if there is a possible monster in your closet?
Answer: Molotov.
I am terribly disappointed in Yuna right now. That’s a katana girl, you cut with the upper third of the blade whenever possible, and never below the middle if you can avoid it. Physics kid. Yo should know this stuff. ~sigh~ Oh well, I hope she gave it a proper cleaning and oiling before returning it so it doesn’t rust.
MORTAL MAN, WHERE IS MY ARM?”
“Try Yuna’s room. Down the hall. Knock before entering and ask nicely unless you want to lose the other one.”