[0807] The Divine Comedy, Page 5
└ posted on Thursday, 28 July 2016, by Novil
- Larisa: I’d do anything to save Sandra!
- Larisa: Nevertheless, I find the prospect of eternal damnation in hell not very tempting.
- The Devil: Don’t worry. Imprisoning your precious soul in the Pillar of the Damned would be a great waste.
- The Devil: I have other plans with it.
- Larisa: Which would be?
- The Devil: After your death, you’ll have to serve me as a succubus!
- Larisa: As a succubus?
- The Devil: Yes. Your duty will be to debauch innocent young men to a dissolute life full of sex, drugs and dubstep.
- The Devil: May your countless conquests fuel the eternal fire of hell until it engulfs all of Elysium!
- The Devil: Please stop drooling on the infernal soul transfer contract.
- Larisa: Sorry…
You know.. what if you filled those water guns in the title strip with holy water and the other with unholy water… we just might be able to solve this mess.
@ shazz_smifff:
Well that would be a shame.
Frankly this sounds like a win-win deal. Larissa gets some control over the overall fate of her soul, and since she’s already on her final few spins, even if she dies soon, she’s probably pretty ready for it with her family and friends (I mean, still sucks, but could be worse). On top of that, she get’s to save Sandra, so has her friends back.
Ol’ Scratch gets to stick it to God, and guarantees that he gets Larissa’s soul. In that, he gets an enthusiastic specialist and a chance to improve his image with a “honest” deal, and from the behind the scenes stuff, this interpretation of the devil seems concerned with improving his PR.
Win-win.
For every man saved by a good woman, there are perhaps saved by love of a bad woman. Larissa would probably save more souls than she converts to Satan.
I found this comic last week not knowing anything about it, and now my sister and I can’t get enough! Great job so far Novil! Your comic brightens my day.
Somebody get that phone, BECAUSE I CALLED IT! I knew he was going to offer her a succubus position.
Larisa is settling too low.
She should ask for Queenship of Hades,… or co-ruler.
isn’t she already doing that?
fun fact father of lies cant lie as he was an angel himself a son of god who cant do errors
so yes, devil can always be trustwd but know truth can be twisted and fools can be fooled
@ Far:
dont make her get ahead of yourself devil can still rip 1/3rd of the sky anytime he feels like it, larissa cant, being queen of succubus and one of his dukes should be more than just good.