Next.
Meanwhile, the KILLER DIGGER has untangled itself. Since it’s now even closer to SANDRA, shooting a rocket at it may now also harm SANDRA. You have to think of something else if you don’t want to risk severely injuring your friend.
> Take Gorbachev keyring out of backpack.
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In Soviet Russia, Gorbachev keyring takes out you!
Shoot a volley of bullets at the KILLER DIGGER with your faithful GORBACHEV MACHINE GUN you just took out of your pocket
I guess… Gorbachev’s magnetic charm might tip the digger over into the rift? Maybe?
Interamna wrote:
Please, make that happen.
@ Frikiman:
INDUBITABLY
…And used it to end the Cold War? Hmm.
@Novil
USE AN EXPLOSIVE EMP! The EMP will disable the digger, preventing it and other electronics from doing anything. This severely handicaps the angels, as they can’t kill her in a non suspicious way.
The Gorbachev keyring a special crafted grenade. You pull the pin and throw it at the tracks so the it will steer away from Sandra since only one track is working now
@ alexisfairos:
Also that way the excavator’s claw can also form a nice bridge to help you get to sandra’s place faster
Frikiman wrote:
Agreed, Larisa needs to go full Problem Sleuth to get out of this one.
What Would Gorby Do?
Can the cold war’s doomed moral victor save the day? Or will this end the way Gorbachev’s government did?
Ok, it’s ust a keyring. But in my mind it must somehow channel the power of The Man himself.
Offer pizza to keyring…
Gorbachev’s spirit cannot resist delicious combination of bread, cheese, and that tangy sauce!
After acquiring semi-mortal form and consuming the gift, Gorbachev uhh…
…something something Iron Curtain. 🙂
>Gain digger’s attention by insulting how heavy and clunky its ancestors were
Boy Scouts are now out of the way. Shoot rocket at ground slightly behind and under digger. Digger protects Sandra from blast. Ground gives way taking digger with it.
I think it will summon a hulked out gorbachev to tear down the digger.
Throw the Gorbachev key ring. Let the magic of communism turn a mass produced, reliable machine with a state of the art AI into a poorly manufactured rarity the angels couldn’t afford with the literal money of God, with an AI that would never be developed, thereby removing it from existence.
Larissa! Be the IS-7!
@ Dan:
Most definitely this. Its the best way to minimize the risk to Sandra while still taking out the immediate threat.
@ Dan:
Yes, is the most logical thing to do.