Throw Gorbachev grenade.
You throw the GORBACHEV GRENADE past the KILLER DIGGER. As expected from Tesla’s buggy software relying on questionable sensory input, the KILLER DIGGER confuses the DECOY for the real SANDRA and turns around.
> Next.
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![[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 12](/comics/2016-11-21-0837-the-divine-comedy-page-34-part-12.png "[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 12")
[0837] The Divine Comedy, Page 34: Part 12
└ posted on Monday, 21 November 2016, by Novil
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Oh snap… All Tesla fans here will be triggered right now!
@ LDVSOFT:
Naaah … Many car owners like to insult the manufacturers. Ford owners will tell you the brand name is an acronym for “Fix Or Repair Daily.” I used to drive a Fiat sports car, and the acronym there is “Fix It Again, Tony!” Tesla lovers will learn.
>RESCUE SANDRA!
Also: remember when this comic was about the everyday adventures of a girl and her raccoon? Me neither!
@ Agent Oracle:
You mean fighting of legions of angels isn’t part of the everyday routine?
I’m cackling. I can’t believe my stupid idea actually worked that well.
@ LDVSOFT:
Meh, buggy as Tesla’s software is now, it’s still first generation. The first generation planes had flight times of minutes. Within thirty years they could fly for hours. Within sixty years aeronautics had us in space. Within ten years of that, we had landed on the moon.
@ Morbid Mobius:
In other words, if we don’t install buggy software in heavy machinery now and have it run amok in public venues, we might never be able to stop it from becoming commonplace! We need killer robots to attack us right now, before it’s too late!
…Haha, that was a really fun attempt at logical reasoning.
Morbid Mobius and Namaphry
Skynet was bound to happen eventually! Might as well deal with it sooner than later…
> EAT PIZZA.
@ Namaphry:
Buggy as Tesla’s software is now, it’s still better than the “software” running on current cars. At least, Teslas aren’t going to drive while drunk or stoned .-D
If she was told to throw the grenade shouldn’t it be a keychain?
Hopefully without the pin dislodging on impact close to Sandra
Ugh this is so boring. This whole story arc has been dull and dragged out way too far and too slowly.
@ Keiya:
Yeah, it was listed as a keychain in page 33, not a grenade.
@ Keiya:
@ Djunk101:
Someone doesn’t know how MS Paint Adventures operates.
The last few pages in the new style were parodying MSPA. The “Gorbachev Keychain”/”Gorbachev Grenade” was seemingly based on a running gag from MSPA, where items tend to transform into something else.
>blow up KILLER DIGGER CLAW.
Bahah! The commentary on commercial technology is just glorious.
Among other glorious commentary, of course.
Wonder how they’ll explain this to the others, if they do at all? Woo should believe them at least; he’s eaten an Aztec god, a divine conspiracy using nefarious angels isn’t much of a stretch.
FantasiaWHT wrote:
WTF do you mean, “too slowly”? There’s been a strip every day for the last couple weeks. Very long, maybe, but certainly not slow.
As for “dull”, it’s most definitely more entertaining this way. Doesn’t have to be exciting, just funny is enough.
> Pick up the phone the boy scouts where using and toss it to the other side sandra is on. Have boy scouts form a bridge with their own bodies :V
@ Morbid Mobius:
within 40 years of that… well, we basically set on our assess.
Starting to feel like Sandra would be dead if there was a less lenient DM
Djunk101 wrote:
In MSPaint adventures all keys became some kind of gun, so here we have a key(chain) becoming a grenade.Keiya wrote:
That wasn’t consistent in MSPA either, but yes usually if the input was key it used a gun, and if the input was gun, it was suddenly a key again.
It was only mere two crashes, and the software is already “bugged”?
These strips are so similar to homestuck :3