[0869] Dating Tips For Girls, Part 4 Of 4
└ posted on Thursday, 16 March 2017, by Novil
- Cardboard heart: Dating tips for girls by Larisa
- Sticker: Part 4 of 4
- Larisa: Boys have different standards of beauty. There is a chance that you’re some boy’s dream girl.
- Ribbon: MISS UNIVERSE
- Boy: You’re the prettiest girl in the universe!
- Miss Universe: That’s objectively wrong!
- Larisa: Teenage boys are clumsy. Teenage boys who are madly in love are extra clumsy. Expect some of the most awkward displays of affection in the history of mankind if you date such a boy.
- Boy: I designed a Counter-Strike map that looks exactly like your face!
- Larisa: On the other hand, a boy will forgive the girl of his dreams almost anything.
- Girl: I must confess something… I accidentally threw your Nintendo Switch into Mount Vesuvius.
- Boy: These things happen.
- Larisa: … Except for cheating and acting like a spoilt bitch.
- Girl: I wanted pink roses!
- Boy: I hate her. I hate girls… I’ll become a monk! With Ki-empowered strikes and extra attacks!
- Larisa: And always remember, girls: Boys need just as much love as we do!
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Ki-empowered strikes, extra attacks and Stun FTW!!!
Some of the best dating advice out there. Good Job.
This Mini-Series has given some surprisingly good advice
I would forgive her just for the volcano being Vesuvius.
I’m not sure why.
I might have a thing for Vesuvius…?
I’d choose Brawler instead of Monk. Extra attacks but d10 HD, Martial Flexibility, and you aren’t as MAD.
What happened to Henrik and Laverne? I was hoping to see them walking off into the sunset.
Wait, where’s the punchline? This is just good advice.
How come it’s a different couple now?
Well, at least there is fire in this one!
Larisa has provided good advice for igniting the burning passions of love.
Yeah the boy claims to have forgiven her for poorly handling his NS, but how would he respond if she later admitted towards being a PS4 fan? Or was into retro games (outside of Nintendo) like say Sega Genesis?
“Except for cheating and acting like a spoilt bitch.”
That means you Veruca “I want it now” Salt.
All-Purpose Guru wrote:
Henrik had bought her some expensive apricot shampoo and she was wearing a green shirt. Unfortunately, that was all it took for the giraffe to think that Laverne was a tree. 🙁
Think of guys like us as golden retriever – we ain’t bright but we are loyal and forgiving.
This couple is cute. Give them names!
Better advice than Cosmo!
Finally, dating advice that helps my scenario! Thank you, Larissa! 😀
This being Larisa its a very good advice. I would have expected hiw to be a slut from past strips.
@ SmartAlec105:
Huh. Hadn’t heard of that one; I was only aware of Unarmed Swordsage as the standard monk-replacement (unless there’s a post-3.5 class you’re referring to, but your description matches the PF one, so I assume that’s what you’re talking about).
Panels 4 and 5 sum up my first relationship at the start and then where it ended pretty well, actually.
How about dating tips for boys? We need help with these things too!
I shudder to think of what Calvin would have been like if he watched anime. Especially after eating those chocolate-frosted sugar bombs cereal he’s always eating.
@ Antiyonder:
Hey now, Phantasy Star is Awesome. Totally worth getting multiple citizenships to the big N, Sega, and Sony. (we don’t talk about the Xbox…)
This is all good advice, though I’m pretty sure girls can still expect awkward displays of affection from some of us guys even after we’ve grown up.
@ Pig Lord:
The old one didn’t work out in the end, she ran off with a giraffe, on a giraffe
The only advice really missing here is something about killing “it” with fire – whatever “it” might be.
@ roguebfl:
That’s not setting the bar very high, you know.
I’ll became a priest. Every party needs a healer.
Real dating advises? What is this, real life?
These advice are 1000000% better than anything “actual” publications releases on dating.
peace wrote:
I would call her a teaser, not a slut. She is a goodlooking and bold girl who enjoys that many guys are hot for her. She likes to tease them and score some kisses or hugs, but I very much doubt that she had sex with multiple partners, considering her age. Just enjoying the attention doesn’t make her a slut, she has been shown to be quite faithful to Landon.
Besides, why shouldn’t a slut be able to give good dating advice, a slut knows how to get laid and has experience with many guys.
Pig Lord wrote:
They needed a plain nerdy girl for the tip in panel 1.
Although the first tip is not really spot on. There are different tastes in physical appearance, but there are still many girl that don’t have the slightest chance to be regarded by anyone as the most beautiful girl in the world. The real point is that many guys won’t go for the most beautiful girl when seeking a partner, they will go for a girl that looks reasonably pleasant and is nice and fun to be with.
Dear Powree and Oliver,
Larisa’s tips are great! Might she add some advice for the girls who wanna date girls? Or is it the same anyway?
Ulrike
The Other Mike wrote:
Yet it also a good indication of the “professional standard” as well that many teen and young adult turn too.
If The girl threw my switch out on some mountain there will be hell to pay.
@ Trimutius:MONKS ARE SO OP IN 5E
what happened with Henrik and Laverne?
Henrik and Laverne, Another romance destroyed by the uncertainty principle?
someguy wrote:
“If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Simply make an ugly woman your wife:
I’ll tell ya what you gotta do,
Get you an ugly girl to marry you!”
– 60’s Caribbean style song
(I’m happily married for 45 years but no I will NOT sing this to Karen!)
Nice series, but the last panel seems out of character for her; a bit too insightful, perhaps.
Why the switch to the different couple? First one’s Still at the zoo.
tibia honest these 4 comics should be read in schools instead of all the bs indoctrination…
You should do these type of strips more often. Very good advice.
I think I want to know how you “accidentally” throw a gaming system into a boiling caldera of molten rock. Though given that she really does seem sorry about it, I’d just be kind of irked that I’d have to get a new one.
@ Steve:
These things happen.
And that was one of the reasons why I read Sandra and woo.
Another advice for relationships is to break (his/her) heart if you do not like them, not crushing, a simple /no/ would suffice. It is hard but healthier, and it may hurt at fist, but in time is better.
The girl looks like a younger version of Melody, who Sandra’s father briefly dated.
@ David:
They might still be, right? Been ages since we saw her but probably have been just for the mini-arc.
I’d show this to my ex-girlfriend, but I know for a fact that she considered her abusive behavior to be acts of love.
Now do one for boys. I need all the help I can get.
As a boy(idiot) in love once, I think the line for what can and can’t be forgiven can be defined even more finely.
It might just be me, but intent counts for a whole lot. If they’re sorry and whatever happened was a sincere accident? “It’s fine! I didn’t like the colors of that Nintendo Switch anyway!”
A deliberate action that causes harm, like cheating or verbal attacks, though? That’s easily taken as rejection and hits the insecurity mentioned in Part 2 really hard, so it’s much harder to let it slide.
She “accidently” threw away a NINTENDO SWITCH, I mean I get angry thinking about its lag problems when placed from tablet to big screen, but DANG, like….I’d pay that chick 20 bucks if I had the cash.
And this secton about relationships. All I can say is I can’t recall the last time I’ve laughed at something as true.