I feel the need to clarify two things:
– I didn’t know that Hawaiian pizza has currently been discussed somewhere else on the net.
– I personally like Hawaiian pizza. It’s not my favorite topping, but I eat it roughly once a year.
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[0878] Under A Killer Balloon: Gone Girl, Page 7
└ posted on Monday, 17 April 2017, by Novil
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Well, there go Sandra’s plans.
Sandy South: …Qoo – attack!
Qoo: Sure! *scuffling*
Sandy South: Any time now will do!
Qoo: Just a moment… *muted clicking*
Sandy South: Qoo…!
Tony Casale: Huh… *snort*
Qoo: Hello, Food Hygiene Department? Did you get that picture SMS that I sent of a food storage area harbouring a raccoon infestation? You did? The address, which I couldn’t fit on the text is-
Tony Casale: Wait! Don’t say it! …Alright … no more Hawaiian pizzas… *sniffle* …I swear! ;_;
>:=)>
I, I got nuthin.
@ Greenwood Goat:
Qoo: Too late. You won’t be ruining any more pizzas for a long long time.
Also, I’m a talking raccoon. Wrap that around your pineapple-approving twisted mind. Your crazy bro!
He wouldn’t be making them if they weren’t popular.
@ IYN:
RotMG Represent
I’m sure Sandy South can figure something out. Or maybe they’ll realize Hawaiian pizza is actually okay. Not the best, but okay.
@ Booyahman:
‘Okay’ is as good as it’ll ever be. 😛
So, I’ve skipped the comments on the last few. Are people complaining that the joke here is we were supposed to think her dad was raping her, and saying it’s inappropriate for young kids, again?
@ nicktyrong:
Nope. Arguing about pineapples and other interesting/esoteric pizza toppings. Your assumption was (thankfully) short-lived.
“Now what?” Simple: hold the pineapples hostage. Wait a… that made no sense to me, either 😐
Go for the eyes, Woo. GO FOR THE EYES! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!
Why would anyone ruin good pizza and good pineapples by mixing the two of them together?
@ Wanderer:
Because many of us feel that the two go great together. Hawaiian is my favorite kind of pizza.
Yeah, I get that the joke was that Sandra (and at least some of us) assumed that the “dirty things” Isabella’s father made her do were somewhat more serious than mixing pineapple and pizza. Today’s joke is that reality has ensued. Tony is Isabella’s father and the owner of this pizzeria and Sandra can’t just tell him how to run his business. Does Sandra REALLY not get this or is her mind still in imaginary private eye mode.
Well that’s good to hear. Maybe all those people are finally gone.@ TvTropesgotmehooked:
…Please?
I not only eat and enjoy Hawaiian Pizza, I also put DILL PICKLES on it and pretty much every other kind of Pizza because some how they go great with any kind of pizza. Though they have to be cold as cooking them with the pizza just turns the pickles nasty in the texture they have from doing so.
time for Sandy to be fed a
BBQ Hawaiian Chicken Pizza
A pineapple stole my face! D:
Wait, wrong comic…
Ominous wrote:
You MONSTER! Ruining already ruined pizza with pickles…well, it was already ruined, so go ahead, I guess…
I still wonder how Princess Luna is connected to all this pizzagate shenanigans… Maybe she kidnapped the real Tony, and dressed like him? And now with her dark magic around all but hawaiian pizza will disappear from United States of Equestria?
The door is open Sandra, get out in there, yourself or whatever you are looking for is not there! Jeezzzz!
It’s not as though he’s making an unreasonable demand. The pizzeria makes many kinds of pizza, and there’s no reason she shouldn’t help her father at least occasionally. She benefits from it in several ways: the business helps her father provide for her needs, she learns new skills, she develops a work ethic, the experience will help her to find work later on, and it gives her an opportunity to interact with her father.
Instead of objecting, Sandy really should pitch in.
Hmmm. Sandra will be locked up there by Tony, and will be rescued (by Cloud?) because of the posters she handed out earlier.
@ CHUD85:
“Butt-kicking for goodness!”
Well, that’s a compelling argument from mr. Casale. Loved the expressions, very funny.
As for what’s next, I’d suggest a “Rabbit season/Duck Season” strategy
@ Agarax:
Of course the other thing she will learn is compromise. Its one thing to gain pleasure from creating things at work, like the perfect pizza, its another to get too caught up in one’s ideas of the “right” way to do things. Part of working life involves doing things you don’t like because they’re important to your supervisor or customer. Working stiffs understand this. Tony’s daughter needs to learn it.
I used to work at a pizza place. We got an order for a large sauce and anchovies, no cheese. We called the number back to confirm. The guy picked up and confirmed. He laughed and said the restaurants always call him back!
A Hawaiian Pizza is spacificlly A “Normal” cheese pizza with Pineapple and Ham added. If you had other additional toppings it is not a “Hawaiian” per say, it may be “Hawaiian” style, but it it not specifically a “Hawaiian” pizza. (SPAM may be used in place of HAM if available)
Ryoshi wrote:
I’ve actually run into one or two pizzerias that don’t stock anchovies, if you can believe that. Like it’s that difficult to have a dusty tin of anchovies on the shelf just in case.
True story: My wife is from the Philippines; After she arrived here on a finacee visa, I kept trying to order pizza with anchovies, and she kept saying, “No anchovies!”.
Finally, on our honeymoon, I got stubborn, and insisted on anchovies on at least my half of the pizza. The pizza arrives at our room, she opens the box, her eyes light up, and she starts snatching the anchovies off it and gobbling them down.
She’d thought “anchovies” were some kind of American vegetable…
It is interesting when the antagonist does not follow the usual role.
I recently went to an Italian restaurant with some friends, one of them ordered a pizza with anchovies and the waiter said “we do not have anchovies on the menu, but if you want you can buy a can to apply it to your order” . Everyone at the table was left with a WTF face.
@ Wanderer:
Hawaiian pizza while not my favorite is legit pizza toppings. Ham and pineapple are often eaten together. Pizza crust is basically, sauce is marinara(though maybe a garlic sauce would be better) its basically a open face ham with pineapple sandwich.
@ Tomas:
i tried anchovies once when Pizza Hut still offered them. Never again! Places have to decide if it is worth the money to offer esoteric toppings.
Commentary Ver.2.72 wrote:
Why? Buckminster (aka Buck aka Buh) did marry a pineapple.
An *ugly* pineapple.
But, please don’t hold them hostage. They didn’t ask to be put on the pizza in such state of sogginess. They’re victims in this whole ordeal, perhaps more so than Isabella.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza
Better fix the inaccuracys…
Hawaiian pizza with no pineapple! http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/hawaiian-style-pizza-recipe
You have to cook it over lava to get the best flavor though.
“Okay, Plan B…PLEASE!?”
@Darwinskeeper:
Perfect is the enemy of good, and there’s no accounting for taste.
TED Talk: Choice, happiness and spaghetti sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIiAAhUeR6Y
Bah, sun dried tomatoes, Alfredo sauce, maple bacon, pineapples and ham on mozzarella stuffed crust. Pizza done and everyone who had it ate at least two slices.
He’s right, though. Customers should get what customers want, not what the cooks want.
Well I suppose that was Plan A…
…So Sandra is basically trying to bully a pizza owner into not selling a type of pizza that customers order, just because his daughter finds it gross.
Yeah, no, Sandy and Qoo are gonna get kicked out. As they should. They’ve no right to force a business owner to take something off his menu that makes him money, and frankly, Qoo being back there at all is a major health code violation.
@ Oldmantai:
They aren’t saying he shouldn’t sell it, just that Isabella shouldn’t be forced to make it.
Where’s the transcript on this one?