- Zoey: Huh? What’s your weird raccoon doing here?
- Zoey: Then again, he’s quite cute, actually.
- Zoey: Very cute, actually!
- Zoey: How much do you want for him?
- Sandra: I’m not selling my best friend!
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[0992] An Offer She Can Refuse
└ posted on Monday, 28 May 2018, by Novil
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Awww!!
If this ain’t proof that Zoey isn’t at all as bad as the other characters make her out to be, I don’t know what is.
Well… I think Larisa might get offended…
@ NewEraOutlaw:
Trying to buy someone’s beloved pet? No, she is as bad and has proved that more than once before.
I’m surprised she still has all her fingers.
“Your best friend is a raccoon? That’s kind of pathetic, even for you”.
No Woo! Don’t accept pets from the enemy!!
“…so how much for Larisa?”
“If you can’t put a price on something, you clearly don’t value it.”
Michelle: …and… how much do you want for your boyfriend?
No, she won’t sell her best friend, but it looks like she might be compelled to lease him with full petting rights, as long as Zoey can cover the ground pets, along with all other petting due on the propetty… >:=)>
Woo would destroy her in a day.
Warcraft-3-Player wrote:
All pets are good pets.
@ oledakaajel:
As the uncle of a couple girls who had to be instructed to “be gentle” just a few years ago, I can refute that.
For awhile, the cats on our place took one look at my more eager, (and younger) niece, and found shelter where she couldn’t reach.
Woo’d by Woo.
Zoey is like the master of subtle comedy
…and two hours after the purchase, someone was neutered…
Just when you thought she had seen the error of her ways
Woo: ”Honey you couldn’t Afford me.’
Zoey: O.O *thud.
Best thing is who’s going to believe her?
Raen wrote:
$100. No refunds or returns accepted. I take no responsibility for any fire damage that may or may not occurs.
@ SeanR:
My corgi is like that to every small child
half-life-zim wrote:
Corgis, as a species, are known to be fairly smart… 😉
Guys, Zoey called Woo a “weird racoon”.
I think she has seen Woo’s walking and standing. I think she might be onto Woo’s secret.
…and two hours after the purchase…
Michelle: “Heeeeey, Zoey! How are your taxidermy classes going?”
Could do a straight trade, Woo for Michelle. Although we’d want to make sure Michelle was up to date on rabies vaccinations.
Yes that weird but actually very cute pet is actually (again) a really furry leg tumor!
@ Gordon Muir:
She doesn’t have an error to see tho
@ Mechwarrior:
Pretty sure Woo knows just how much trouble it could cause if he bit someone, especially someone who already doesn’t like his human.
@ Razel:
Raccoons can stand and walk on their hind legs, although they usually only do it for short distances. Routinely walking upright like Woo does is a little weird, but I think Zoe is mostly just commenting on the basic weirdness of having a “pet” raccoon in the first place. (“Pet” in quotes, because that’s how most people, not knowing his secret, would probably think of him.)
Mechwarrior wrote:
We all know how much Woo likes being petted
@ Marteri:
NewEraOutlaw is referring to the fact that Zoey is treating Woo nicely; that she doesn’t find him disgusting.
Hey, we are approaching strip number 1000. I wonder if the authors have anything special planned?
Well . . . all right, I admit she was doing well up until the last panel . . . and even then, Zoe admitting Sandra has something/someone she wants enough to offer money for is a compliment, I guess.
I don’t know why it is, but the art on this page just seems even better than it usually is.
@ jeffepp:
Or you don’t value money in that circumstance. $1 is worth a $1, but what a $1 is worth has a wide exchange rate across individuals ^_^.
Woo: We could do a one-day rental
Zoey: Gah! It talks!
I don’t care too much for money, money can’t buy me love
Can’t buy me love, everybody tells me so
Can’t buy me love, no no no, no
@ Marteri:
Talk about an exaggeration. I think it’s more akin to her going, “He’s so cute I want to take him home with me,” but with a bit of snark added in. I don’t think any actual malice is present, aside from her dislike of Sandra.
As for being ‘bad’, Zoey has shown that, yes, but she’s more “Reggie from Archie Comics” bad, not all out evil. Personally, I’d be a bit miffed if I was surrounded by weirdos as much as she does (and she does say as much in a comic.)
If a friendship does evolve between Sandra and Zoey, I’d be all for it (as long as there is a decent enough build-up for it.) But Zoey isn’t rotten. She’s a good character, if given a chance.
Anonymous Alias wrote:
Yeah, the decodating of the Book of Woo
…..did anyone else think of silica when shes getting hounded about her dragon pet being made in to leather pants?
I find it somewhat disturbing that boyfriend != best friend, and even more disturbing that all six ’tisements here lead to the same dangerous site.
I like Zoey’s face in the final frame.
Coming soon:
Zoey and Woo- A webcomic about a misunderstood girl and her raccoon.
Maybe not.
@ jeffepp:
But i can, it’s perpetually the maximum the proposed purchaser can afford, then a little bit on top.
Zoey: “So it’s free of any monetary cost… good, do you want food weird raccoon”
Woo likes Zoey better because she’s wearing more clothes.
Greenwood Goat wrote:
Wizard wrote:
tofei wrote:
Greenwood Goat wrote:
Fun
Zoey stands for Veruca Salt.