![[1019] There’s Always A Bigger Spider In The Pond](/comics/2018-09-06-1019-theres-always-a-bigger-spider-in-the-pond.png "[1019] There’s Always A Bigger Spider In The Pond")
I have posted the top 12 of the Gaia artwork contest:
- John J. God: I’m trying out your fate alteration engine, Fortuna.
- Fortuna: But you’re not allowed to do that! Only I may use it!
- John J. God: I don’t care. It’s too much fun to mess with mortals’ destinies.
- Fortuna: No! Please stop that!
- The Devil: John! Please stop teasing my little sister!
- John J. God: Oopsie.
- The Devil: P-l-e-a-s-e, John, don’t make Fortuna cry!
- John J. God: The machine is great! I’ll have it moved into my office tomorrow.
- Fortuna: Sob
- The Devil: Always the same with new Gods…
- Fortuna: Burp
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Thisguy wrote:
tou
As one exhibition tour guide said, “Monotheism ruins everything.”
@ Titan:
No. I have heard so many horror stories about the way the people in charge. the Jehovah’s Witness have strongly homophobic rhetoric. And will literally shun you if you are not following their excessively strict rules.
Adam Kirkby wrote:
THEY GAVE YOU GONNORHEA!! * dies x’D*