[1028] Dating Tips For Boys, Part 2 Of 4
└ posted on Monday, 8 October 2018, by Novil
- Ethan: Hannah is so pretty! She’s totally out of my league, though! I’d rather ask Julia to go to the dance with me.
- Cloud: And that’s where you’re wrong, Ethan!
- Cloud: Because, you see, Julia has read too many Cosmo articles and therefore has impossibly high standards.
- Julia: Too short. Too thin. Too dull. Too nerdy.
- Cloud: Hannah, on the other hand, has very modest expectations of her boyfriend.
- Hannah: My boyfriend must come to all my tournaments and cheer for me!
- Ethan: But didn’t you just say to avoid horse girls at all–
- Ethan’s penis: Shut up!
- Cloud’s penis: Ha ha! That dweeb really thinks he’s in charge here!
- Ethan: All right, I guess Hannah could be an exception…
- Caption: Of course Hannah was no exception…! Ethan works as a horse butcher today. Out of pure passion.
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Ethan failed to sustain chemical bond.
The horse girl probably has no hymen left due to the bouncing from her vigorous riding breaking nature’s little vaccuum-seal.. not sure if this is a point in the “yes” or “no” column, however.