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![[1053] Safety First!](/comics/2019-01-24-1053-safety-first.png "[1053] Safety First!")
- Cloud: I wish it were possible to erase memories!
- Larisa: It is!
- Cloud: It is?
- Larisa: Yup! I once saw a documentary about it on Nickelodeon.
- Larisa: Looked pretty easy. Shall I give it a try?
- Cloud: Sure!
- Cloud: Is this safe?
- Larisa: Absolutely! My safety glasses are rated +W3 according to ANSI Z87!
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You’re dumb, Cloud. Or about to be, anyway.
I’m sorry Larisa, what Nick show are you referring to? because spongebob is not a documentary
Cloud’s head must be pretty hard for her to need safety glasses.
@ MidoriLuna:
In which sense of the word?
Seems legit.
“Are you sure this is safe?”
“Yeah, I’ll be fine.”
-_-‘
I haven’t seen The Amanda Show in years.
Electroshock therapy would be less dangerous and more effective. Plus you get those fun convultions as a bonus!
Wait wait wait wait wait. Are you implying that the average human can’t erase memories at-will? What kind of internal storage do you people use, CD-ROM?
@ oledakaajel:
Hey blood and bone fragments can be very bad for the eyes
Aaron wrote:
Spongebob is as much a documentary series as Fox News is news.
Spank on, buzz off.
Have to wonder though who would leave unattended power tools within a nautical limit of her.
ever heard about eletroshocks? XD
Best I can figure, +W3 means it’s rated for high-impact debris and filtering light for low-intensity welding. These seem like things Larissa often needs to worry about. I’m surprised Cloud let this get so far, though.
If Larisa knew what memory Cloud wanted to erase, she’d probably change her mind about wanting to erase it!
Maybe she’s done this before and that’s why Cloud keeps trusting Larissa.
Phil wrote:
I wish I could thumbs up this at least once, but preferably a million times.
@ Leon:
Your theory would explain a lot.
Hey Cloud…? ARE YOU DUMB!? How long have you known Larisa for!? Cause when she starts speaking politely, run.
“Things you shouldn’t say to Larisa”
Oh come on, removing the top of the skull method is completely outdated. Modern method consists of drilling a hole over the memory center and injecting the brain bleach. Get on with times Larisa.
Don’t try this at home!
Cloud just doesn’t learn does he? It is Larisa, he knows her for quite some time by now. He should know better than to agree to anything she suggest without thinking and talking it through by now.
Come on, Cloud. Stop being a baby. Your parents have a healthy sex life, so what? Just be happy they’re not one of those frustrated couples who unload their insecurities on their kids.
@ Gamesman: and with enougth voltage the patient can start to burn.
No one said selectively erase memories.
Even if they could erase Cloud’s memory, how would they test it? Is Larisa going to ask Cloud whether he remembers that his mother likes being spanked?
What was Hannibal doing on Nick???
@ Nickel:
nah, just bit too protected ROM while having buggy beta release of hOS
Phil wrote:
There. Fixed it for ya. Accuracy is important. But then, as recent stories like the Covington MAGA students and the Buzzfeed/Cohen lie about Trump proves, mainstream media is all about agenda and ratings, so accuracy doesn’t matter. They don’t even bother to research a topic to see if it’s true or not if it sounds like a great story.
Asrial wrote:
That list is getting rather long by now.
Could be worse, could be rocket surgery…
Eh, Larisa’s already going to hell anyway, so at this point, I think stuff like this is just par for the course. I think Satan should be more worried if she starts acting out of character.
But in her defense, she DOES THINK that she’s helping. Even if we all know that she’s really not.
Points for caring/trying though, Larisa! XD
oledakaajel wrote:
Skull is the hardest bone…
It occurs to me that given the comics recent track history its not *completely* out of the realm of possibility that the next comic is something out of Silence of The Lambs.
Larisa can do wonders with power tools.
If it’s from Nickelodeon, it must be the truth!
@ Xpacetrue:
Don’t feed the trolls. Almost anyone who starts a discussion about politics in the comments section of a non-political work is either a troll or a fool.
@ Nickel:
Reformed fool here, can confirm.
Is anyone else getting a bug where only the top third of the comic is visible? If not, if someone could send me a screenshot of the full comic to swandragongames@gmail.com that would be amazing. I’ve been trying all day to get it to load to no avail.
@ Nickel:
Uh… Let’s say that we write to our RAM subconsciously via root and our consciousness doesn’t have root access for editing files in our RAM.
Also, we record quite a lot of useful information to WOM
@ Xpacetrue:While it is true the mainstream media is now more motivated by money and viewership than facts and truth Faux News is pushing a certain agenda and “crafting” news to match and support it. In fact they have disclaimers to say they are “entertainment”. This is how they have ducked several lawsuits over false claims. Now how much you believe what they claim in their “shows” is up to you. Personally I am skeptical of all sides and never jump on any bandwagon and that has served me well.
Elizar wrote:
I believe there’s a new patch which fixes that issue coming out this millenium or next.
Ahhh the 100% guarantee to remove a memory…
…if he had used some Rohypnol fast enough after hearing that he could have save his sanity from it. ^_~
Nickel wrote:
Probably the next one, since it requires some hardware augumentation we haven’t really worked out yet. Still long way to go.