[1071] Putty In Her Hand
└ posted on Thursday, 28 March 2019, by Novil
- Gilligan: Look how sexy Zoey is looking in this life-sized wallscroll… which I own for completely innocent, non-perverted reasons.
- Julia: Hmm…
- Michelle: Here, check out Zoey’s kissing rating. Softness of the lips: 8.9. Technical skill: NINE POINT SEVEN!
- Julia: Hmm…
- Larisa: Also consider that she’s so desperate to get a girlfriend that she’ll be like putty in your hands.
- Zoey: Larisa!
- Julia: Okay, I’m convinced!
- Zoey: Wa– wait a sec!
S&W in German/auf Deutsch
![[1071] Putty In Her Hand](/comics/2019-03-28-1071-putty-in-her-hands.png "[1071] Putty In Her Hand")
Appeal the judgment and reject Julia. She may be Zoey’s type, but this is right now not forming out to be a healthy relationship.
That wallscroll what somewhat… unexpected. 🙂
…So we get that wall scroll but not the maid outfit?
A real man of culture would have gone with fox ears instead.
these are all compelling arguments
Previous strip still says “Hermine” when her English name is “Hermione”
Completely innocent and 100% non-perverted… But the second frame might be quite a blow…
Eternal wrote:
Sorry to disappoint you but it is like a third time in this comic…
Well as long as he doesn’t have a dakimakura version of Zoey on a water scroll, then we’ll all be fine.
Zoey, you’ve gone through a lot to get this chance, don’t waste it. You might as well get something out of all this and Julia is quite cute. Also, you should probably confiscate that wallscroll.
The first frame was probably the first time that S&W actually made me say “what the f***” out loud.
And suddenly both Michelle and Larissa have changed side! 😮
@ Trimutius:
Third time? What do you mean?
MarqFJA87 wrote:
It is not the first time they misspell Hermione…
Trimutius wrote:
It’s not misspelled, that’s the German spelling. They forgot to translate it.
Heh, that callback to the kissing competition, though.
But, yes, I quite agree with Crystalgate; this is not shaping up to be a healthy relationship… in fact, now that I think about it, this whole arc has been full of generally not-very-healthy things… and Gilligan is, like, a dozen of all of them.
Why does that wallscroll even exist? or rather… HOW does it exist?
Like… did the actual Zoey pose for that? or did Gilligan make that himself?
@ Anonymous Alias:
Don’t underestimate the power of shippers…
My guess is that this is Zoey’s ironic hell
@ Marteri:
I’m starting to wonder if this is Julia’s dream rather than Zoey’s.
Anonymous Alias wrote:
I’m pretty sure Gilligan made this. Zoey isn’t the type to pose like that (the only swim suit I remember her wearing is a onepiece for starters).
Given [1023] and [1024], Zoey tongue technique is 8.6. What other technical skills are in play here?
Nice to see Michelle full on supportive of Zoey’s sexual orientation
So it’s clearky a dream but this is till making me feel really bad for zoey. If she doesnt get some sod of happiness by the end of this arc it’s just going to come off as cruel.
This is making me kinda sad. Zoey has been getting bullied throughout this arc. Now she’s probably gonna wake up from her dream and get nothing. Can’t she just get a nice girlfreind? I understand she’s a bully herself but maybe she could change with some happiness.
Suddenly lots of shippers appeared!
@ Crystalgate:
@ noname:
This is what shipping does to all relationships, fictional, real or real in a fiction (like this)…
Now Michelle and Larisa are getting in on the act?
Somehow I’m not surprised to see Gilligan has such a scroll.
Also, I’m still convinced this is some sort of dream Zoey is having.
@ mnmega:
I think she’s supportive of Zoey’s sexual orientation, just as long as it not directed at her
Frzzzzzzz wrote:
Perhaps it ends in the female equivalent of a wet dream? If it’s a dream. Strips with talking raccoons and characters who address us directly don’t have to conform to the laws of physics.
@ Walter:
I originally thought this as well, but it’s by just that the events are weird, it’s that zoey seems to understand there weird.
@ Marteri:
Yeah I agree. I think this arc is a little harsh on zoey and I doubt it’s actually gonna end with her getting happiness such as a girlfriend.
This is getting out of hand
Time to give up Zoey. Give in to happiness.
This arc is going on too long. Time to drop a cow on someone.
Ah Larisa, that’s our succubus! Personally, I’m with with you. Zoey has been miserable and being a beloved subordinate might just be the best thing for her. Go, Larisa!
I can’t decide= is it ‘With friends like these, who needs enemies?” or is it “With enemies like these, who needs friends?” Either works.
So this is Zoey’s new girlfriend? I’m just hoping she wakes up and finds someone nicer (maybe the real Julia)
On one hand, if this ship happens the annoying shipper wins.
On the other, everyone seems to be conspiring to set her up with a girlfriend… not just the shipper. Or at least a couple more people. So i’m not really sure where the annoying part ends and the acceptable part begins here.
@ Crash:
I think zoey should get a girlfreind since as you said it seems to be what people want. It is annoying the shipper gets what he wants but he has been humiliated throughout this entire arc anyway.
@ athroughzdude:
Well, the maid outfit was more revealing than that then…
Damn, I want one such maid outfit for myself now
This storyline has pushed past my acceptable level of discomfort. I’ll come back in a few months: hopefully it will be over by then.
Before: i Think Zoey find Michelle, but now Michelle give tips for Julia?
FM-96 wrote:
yeah yeah… that is what I meant… not a first time
athroughzdude wrote:
Zoey does make a very cute cat girl, but I still want to see Cloud in the maid outfit. What can I say, I’m an equal opportunity perv.
So… Guesses how many we have to still sit through before Super Mario 2-ing this bad boy up?
I’m confused. This strip breaks the fourth wall rather frequently, so perhaps my point is moot, but the portrait of Zoey in bikini/cosplay is a photo or a painting/drawing?
@ Mechwarrior:
O vote yes on this motion.
I guess Michelle is pretty accepting of Zoey’s preferences despite the earlier incident when Zoey kissed her.
And Gilligan, why do you own that. You say non-perverted reasons but I doubt that.
Cobalt wrote:
Are there copies available? . . . for innocent, non-perverted reasons, of course.