- Zoey: He’s so fluffy!
- Luna: I can come over again tomorrow, right? Right?!
- Boy #1: I wish I had such a cute raccoon!
- Boy #2: You’re so lucky, Sandra!
- Banner: Status Symbol Raccoon – A Mercedes-Benz is no match at all!
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[1151] Status Symbol
└ posted on Monday, 3 February 2020, by Novil
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Zoey is not antagonist to Sandra anymore? yes!
Fluffcedes-Benz fanart predicted in 3… 2… 1…
But it isn’t as amazing as adding a Raccoon to the new Mercedes-Benz E-Class Sedan,The most intelligent E-Class family of all time welcomes a powerful new member to the dynasty. The E400 Sedan model arrives this year, boasting a 3.0L V6 biturbo engine producing 329 hp and 354 lb-ft of torque — the same powertrain that currently drives its E400 Coupe, Cabriolet and 4MATIC Wagon cousins. Paired with the 9-G-TRONIC 9-Speed automatic transmission and DYNAMIC SELECT, it promises a bracingly smooth way to experience uncommon luxury. Naturally, the 2018 E400 Sedan continues the tradition of E-Class brilliance. Harmonizing advanced automotive intelligence with awe-inspiring interior design, its first-class furnished cabin puts our advanced vehicle systems right at your fingertips — even as its world-class innovations continue to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of automotive intelligence. “Car-to-X” Communication enables the E-Class to exchange information with similarly equipped vehicles — effectively allowing it to “see” around corners and through obstacles to detect potential hazards. Driver Assistance Systems — including Active Distance Assist DISTRONIC®, Active Steering Assist and Active Lane Change Assist — feature intelligent cruise control: They help keep you between the lines, and can even help you shift between them. Inside, the E-Class cabin provides an environment of pure comfort and responsive technology. Flowing lines and vibrant screens provide a striking visual display, while touch controls, aromatherapy and tailored seats indulge all of your senses at once. It’s a vehicle that demands to be driven, and more than lives up to the dream. Look for the E400 4MATIC Sedan at your Mercedes-Benz dealership this winter, with an MSRP of $58,900.
I raise you a Ragdoll…
@ Bahamuttone:
with or with out polydactilisim?
While “may I” is correct, hardly anyone in the US says it – “can I” is more common.
However, when they are old enough to get a drivers license the Mercedes will definitely be the status symbol. Americans are obsessed with their “wheels.”
I understood that reference, Zoey.
@ Wrimere:
I hope for the sake of your sanity that you just copy-pasted this text. I felt my brain melting just reading it, I can’t imagine how it must feel to write it.
@ John:
Fear you have misread – Luna says “I may come over…” which would normally be a statement meaning “I could possibly come over but I am yet to decide whether to come or not’
This followed by “Right? Right?!” does not sit well with me and should follow a question i.e. ‘May I / Can I…”
Oh right! This comic has a raccoon in it!
It’s been awhile so I forgot! (^(.)^)
Nur eine Kleinigkeit is hier verkehrt, und zwar das Schumacher keinen Waschbär hat.
@ Meta:
A temporary truce called on account of rampant cuteness. Anyone who claims otherwise is a filthy liar.
This is only true of comic strip raccoons. Real raccoons are small, long-tailed bears with primate brains and prehensile hands. In other words, bad news on feet.
Meta wrote:
Meta wrote:
It’s cool right! Hope this means we get to see more her ins supporting role.
John wrote:
There’s the old Broad Brush™, covering a vast multitude with a generic coating.
methermeneus wrote:
Hahahaha! Genau!
@ AnotherBear:
There is nothing small about the ones that visit a couple of times a week to mooch off our cats.
I heard rumours that raccoons are also delicious. They’re often “invited” for dinner in some parts of the USA.
I’d take the li’l fluffball in a heartbeat. (Besides; I can’t afford to -drive- a Mercedes, even if it was a figt, much less buy it.) 😉
not only that: a raccoon that talks and has human intelligence? count me in!
Wrimere wrote:
diesel > petrol
get that into
your oil-fouled
motorheads, otaku
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Asrial wrote:
Knocked oh-ver!
@ Half-Life-Zim: it’s not really relevant for the fluffosity ^^;;;
I want a Rolls-Royce. With a raccoon co-driver 🙂 .
doclbn wrote:
Learn to change gear 🙂
Diesels produce so much oxides of nitrogen most companies making them needed to cheat at tests.
@ Wrimere:
Yeah, okay, but does it come with a talking raccoon? Otherwise, yawn.
AnotherBear wrote:
I mostly agree with the above, except the primate brain part. They are as intelligent as many primates (way more than some, like the guy reading over your shoulder), but they definitely have carnivore brains, which, in many ways, is worse than them having primate brains.
The name raccoon came from a Native term meaning “sees with hands” and their fore-paws are very sensitive and adept at grabbing things, but primates are better as a whole, but not by much.
They are not really social enough to make good pets. They are quite intelligent in their own way and require constant mental stimulation, or they can become quite nasty and destructive when looking for something to do when bored.