- Yuna: This is Wally, my best friend!
- Dolly: Aww, he’s so cute! Let’s give him a hug!
- Wally: Burp
- Yuna: Time for a diet, Wally! Your accretion disk is getting fatter and fatter!
- Wally: Indignant emission of Hawking radiation
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[1310] Accretion Disk
└ posted on Sunday, 2 January 2022, by Novil
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Finally, a story arc with an ending that everyone, everywhere can agree is a 100% completely happy ending with no ambiguity whatsoever.
“All right, who just crushed Billy and Dolly to a point of infinite density?”
“Not me!”
I particularly like Wally’s audible burp.
I like how wally’s design includes the “see back of the accretion disk” distortion effect.
Welp, that’s the virus taken care of. If I know my astrophysics, things should go back to normal throughout the universe at the speed of light.
Now, if only we can convince a few other ‘characters’ to give Wally a hug . . .
And that wsa the end of that.
Well, that is one way to take care of that problem. This should not anywhere as much ring-through as when Wally absorbed Carmen.
“What happened to Dolly and Billy?”
“Ida Know!” (With thanks to David for reminding me of certain Family Circus running gags.)
@ David Nuttall:
Remember that feminazi, the one Ye Thuza disposed of? I’m thinking Wally has been around longer than we think . . . and by the way, there’s more than a few in Parliament and Congress and Diet and Assembly who need introducing to Wally . . . not saying who . . . cough Brexit cough . . .
Well.
That said, wouldn’t putting Wally on a diet make him even more prone to eating anything he can get?
Build Wally a black hole generator.
“Hamster Wheel for Black Holes”
Demarion wrote:
You think Ye Thuza needs Wally to dispose of someone?
And the people who would need to be eaten to prevent brexit work in Brusel. And of course, too late for that now.
noname wrote:
I remember the one with Tweety Bird… :]
hehe, what a great ending, it made me chuckle. 🙂
And here I thought Larisa was going to be the one that imploded the Fundie Universe in on itself 😛
Poor Ye Thuza,
Having your pet to be potty trained is always the hardest part.
Thank you, Wally!
not unlike The Residents Twinkle 2000 🙂
Oh, hey, Yuna for the win. Called it!
Wait…did Yuna just *solve* a problem? Without creating any new existential threats to the universe?
Runkel wrote:
It has been proven that black holes leak information! 😃
@ noname:
Words of truth spoken.
I love happy endings…
Demarion wrote:
I doubt that Ye Thuza directly killed that woman, more likely she relocated her to the middle of some dense jungle or forest and left her to fend for herself. Which probably resulted in her death, but at least she had a chance of survival that way.
ThomasQuinn wrote:
Wally got larger, which makes him a bit more dangerous, so almost, but not quite.
Given that the emission of Hawking Radiation IS how black holes evaporate, it could be argued that Wally’s diet already started.
And thus the world is returned to equilibrium.
Look, Spaghettification…
Note that Yuna doesn’t look like she fits into Family Circus… Because there *never* were Asians in Family Circus.
Sam wrote:
The radiation should have killed everyone at least on that side of the world. More energy than all the nuclear weapons every built by many oders of magnitude.
All Wally needs now is some coffee.
Wally for Most Valuable Character 2022!
@ samhuff:
Naw, she’s has him in a glass beaker. That redirects it all away from the planet. Anyone who’s worked in chemistry knows you can store anything in glass.
@ Harmony:
Harmony wrote:
Well…… In the case of stuff like HF you need *serious* glass, and there’s some stuff that happily dissolves glass, and….
But yeah.. *MOST* of the time you’re correct…. 😛
@ Grikath:
Oh forgot the stuff that leaves the vessel intact, but migrates *through* glass….
Grikath wrote:
Dissolving glass is one thing. For example, chlorine trifluoride can burn silicone glass quite energetically.
Other times there are substances that might be stored in glass, but would happily transform into rapidly expanding gas cloud if you sneeze in the next room. So you pretty much do not have them on hand ever – only produce to be used at once and never in large quantities.
*indignant emission of Hawking radiation*
How did you manage to give a black hole a personality in one line? I love it!
Also, if I could indignantly emit Hawking radiation, I’m sure it’s a mood I’d be in all too often
Don’t worry, it’s possible they’re still alive as a hologram on Wally’s surface.
Can you imagine existing on a two-dimensional surface that simulates three dimensions? Me neither. Now if you’ll excuse me, I hear the funny papers calling.
I LOVE this comic. I’m not even sure why but it just works perfectly. Bravo.
Thus we are spared any dotted lines to show how they got there.