- Roger Brown: Do you know this girl?
- Tommy: Pff… I didn’t even know that anyone else would be here today.
- Roger Brown: But didn’t you just say–?
- Tommy: I know what I said! That I need a virgin sacrifice to resurrect Huitzilopochtli!
- Tommy: And we both know who couldn’t fulfill Huitzilopochtli’s main criterion any better!
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Gadzooks! What will they do now?
Man, Sandra is really in over her head.
I get the feeling these two are roleplaying. I have no idea to what end.
Huh. So Sandra doesn’t qualify? Interesting.
Yup. Sandra has found herself in deep.
I’m beginning to think that this portion is a story thought up by Sandra for her detective work to be more interesting.
athroughzdude wrote:
No, actually, these sorts of incidents are very common at cereal companies.
That’s either REALLY creepy or really sad. Either way, there’s only one solution to this problem…
Pry the gun away from Tommy! What did you think I meant?
Tommy: I know what I said! That I need a virgin sacrifice to resurrect Huitzilopochtli!
Tommy: And we both know who couldn’t fulfill Huitzilopochtli’s main criterion any better!
Maybe I’ve just got a dirty mind, but I don’t like where this is going.
Seriously, what’s that supposed to mean?
@ AzyWng:
Maybe word got out that Roger is impotent?
Uh… wut?
Don’t Sandra and Woo have a certain divinity in their own corner? Here’s hoping for a smite-down; Seeoahtlahmakaskay vs. Huitzilopochtli!
I think I’m getting the relation now: only a virgin would think the formula change could be a good idea.
I’m pretty sure that he thinks that anyone who would come into work at night to “improve” cereal is a virgin.
Rape face on, prepare to be screwed, literally. FOR THE GLORY OF THE ALMIGHTY HUITZILOPOCHTLI!!
Have to wonder if the putz with the gun read ‘Qoo’s search history and dismissed her due to furries.
Just to be safe… I will check if Oliver registered the “justwoo.com” address.
Nobody said anything about Virgin being female…
Did this comic just degenerate to the point that we’re making virgin jokes?
So I just googled it, and only warriors were sacrificed to Huitzilopochtli, considering that he was a mezo american god that means male sacrifices only. Sandra is safe by the context of her gender…
Still if she wanted to save a mans life bow chicka bow wow!
This comic is turning into a Broken Sword game!!
Sigh. I hate being right all the time
Tommy is completely insane. Huitzilopotchtli doesn’t need resurrection!
StarWombat33 wrote:
That’s beside the point. Mr. Axe clearly says that he is here for Roger, he probably did not expect anyone else to be there.
My bet is: Sandy and Qoo save him (with some crazy Sandy South manouver) and she is granted a wish by Roger.
StarWombat33 wrote:
Seriously, how would Tommy know whether or not Sandra qualify? He can guess that she probably does based on her age, but I don’t think he’s supposed to have a supernatural virgin detection power. The fact that Tommy doesn’t immediately go “ah, there’s a virgin” on her doesn’t mean she’s not, it just means he doesn’t know.
If the criteria is being a warrior, I think sandy’s a better match by far.
…By the way Tommy is flushed at the end, I almost think this is just a REALLY WEIRD pickup line on his part toward Roger… a bit of off hours role playing on their part while they thought there would be no one in for the weekend?
artemi wrote:
I don’t think his flushed … that’s just part of his demonic aura.
Look at his eyes. There’s no flirtatious or shyness. Just bloodlust.
Does the last panel say something about the relationship of Cloud & Sandra, or do I just have a dirty mind?
@ Asrial:
You’re not the only one.
is the author just writing these episode by means of some totally random generator that just strings grammatically correct sentences together by random choice out of a dictionary and grammatical rules and then just figures out a logical way out of that scenario….
if not that sounds like an interesting concept for a party game…
as for Sandra being a virgin she could probably fake not being one by channelling Larisa (who at least does not act like a virgin…)
if nothing else the scandal will have thrown doubts on anyone her age group being a virgin…
So as chaotic as this writing is that could almost seam like something pre-planed… though at this point i think he is just using a very expensive refrigerator poetry magnet set to randomize the plot so as to avoid getting stuck..
Not that I am complaining I like random…
I also like paying attention to the man behind the green curtains….
usually by staring at him attentively in a very distracting and uncomfortable manner.
@ StarWombat33:
it’s more like the guy doesn’t know for sure she qualifies, while he’s (apparently) sure the employee does. In fiction, gods that demand virgin sacrifices can be a bit touchy if it turns out one of the sacrifices wasn’t actually a virgin.
@ sstabeler:
Oh. Cool then.This whole thing is a bit confusing to me, but it is entertaining!
@ StarWombat33:
Ahhhhh, irony: it makes a grown adult a virgin and a 12-year-old experienced!
Swiggity-swooty, he wants that booty!
I’ve figured out what Tommy’s deal is. He’s come to this company looking for a sacrifice – he’s obviously a cereal killer.
Morbid Mobius wrote:
Yep. He’s alive (well, undead then) and well in Syria and lots of other places.
On the same note, Sauron is alive and well and living in New Orc City.
Quick Sandra, you need to make him (and you) ineligible!
I am just throwing out that he may be a robber setting up an insanity plea in case he gets caught.
CHUD wrote:
I’d hate to be the announcer for *that* fight! My poor tongue cringes at the thought…
@ AzyWng:
Sandra isn’t a Virgin (she was taking lessons from Larisa on ‘riding’ one’s boyfriend!) but the guy is!
Christian Dauz wrote:
well if you use the word innocense rather virginity then Sandra could be defined as guilty by assosiasion with Larisa X3
Larisa may or may not be a virgin… but at this point few would belive it… (which has to be a major reputation booster for her boyfriend who probably only gets picked on now out of jelousy.. by people who already live in areas Larisa is not allowed to go near)
@ cat:
pretty positive larissa is still a virgin, but uses sex to screw with her parents/others.
@ masori:
She’s TWELVE.
@ masori:
Pretty sure that’s a felony, my friend.@ masori:
Pretty sure that’s a felony, my friend.
Hope somebody picked up that phone, because I f-ing called it!