Sandra and Woo Forum

Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on

That particular part is pretty clever since that's not how we usually mean by burning them.

well that dös Sound sever.[reminiscent about communist days where cups were banned],
i remember in the good old soviet days were... [_note:the stories begging to contain more and more things being banned and their being more and more benevolent leaders and party ministers in every recollection but no one remembers]... even cutting grass on mondays was forbidden capitalist activity! because one had to go move gravel. And now your permited to a christian!? This is horrible!
[Actually counter to popular belief religion was not banned in the soviet system.]

It's funny because its the Onion. God I love that site. Still laugh at the Eisenhower-Reagan article. Though I wouldn't complain if they put in Christian Fanatic in the title. But The Onion is all about titles that grab your attention, so forgiven. VERY. Forgiven.